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The Height of Creationist Absurdity

Scott Bailey found this breakdown of some Hovind-esque creation science from Dr. Richard Kent. The bulk of the video is background provided by the creator, dprjones, but the point of the video is really at the 3:00 mark, when Dr. Kent unleashes the dumbest hypothesis to ever come out of the mouth of a pseudo-scholarly creationist:

I’ve never understood why men like Kent and Hovind, who are at the extreme end of the creationist insanity spectrum, seem to want to prove that dragons existed. Bad enough that Hovind wants us to believe that the T-Rex breathed fire, but now Kent wants us to believe that the dinosaurs had flaming noses.

The Devil’s Apricot

This is hilarious. Meet the folks responsible for putting Satan into rock music (without which it can be quite boring.)

The short was written and directed by Johnathan Brooks. Via Dangerous Minds

1 in 5 Kids

Here’s a fun new meme: “Talk to your kids about …”

(via Exploring our Matrix)

I believe that the meme originated at the College for Creative Studies with this wonderful piece:

I’d consider one about atheism, but many people wouldn’t recognize it as a joke. Science, maybe?

Non-Cognitive Elites

The National Organization for Marriage, whose sole reason for existence seems to be preventing marriage, was recently forced to release internal documents as part of a court case in Maine. Numerous sources, including the New York Times picked up on one internal memo in which NOM planned to pit black civil rights groups against gay groups.

However, one of the most interesting memos details NOM’s plan to aid its cause by recruiting attractive but unintelligent celebrities. From GLAAD:

It sounds like a headline from the Onion, but strategy documents uncovered yesterday, from the nation’s most prominent anti-gay marriage group, the National Organization for Marriage (found by the Human Rights Campaign), reveal a novel approach to convincing Americans to vote against marriage equality: recruit glamorous but unintelligent celebrities. (p.19/20)

“Hollywood with its cultural biases is far bigger than we can hope to be. We recognize this. But we also recognize the opportunity – the disproportionate potential impact of proactively seeking to gather and connect a community of artists, athletes, writers, beauty queens and other glamorous non-cognitive elites across national boundaries. (This is applying the Witherspoon and IAV model to non-intellectual elites.)”

I just love the phrase “non-cognitive elites.” I wish NOM well in its attempts to enlist pretty dumb celebrities. There certainly are enough of them, but they’re going to have to fight the Scientologists for every one.

Always Tension

Jim Henderson, the man with a lien on Hemant Mehta’s soul, has a new book coming out titled The Resignation of Eve. Like some of Henderson’s previous works, this book tries to understand the problems that evangelical Christianity faces from within. In this case, Henderson is interviewing women and finding out where their churches are failing them, and backing his findings with Barna Group surveys.

Lisa Miller talks about the book at the Washington Post:

Between 1991 and 2011, the number of adult women attending church weekly has declined 20 percent. The number of women going to Sunday school has dropped by about a third, as has the number of women who volunteer at church.

And although the Barna data have been disputed by other researchers, Henderson goes further. Even those women who go to church regularly, he says, are really only half there: Their discontent keeps them from engaging fully with the project of being Christian. He calls this malaise among women “a spiritual brain drain.”

This echos a theme we’ve been hearing for several years now. We’ve been told that people are no longer content with their family church. People are leaving in single numbers, and soon they will be leaving in droves.

But Felice Lifshitz at the University of Chicago Divinity School points out that these problems are as old as the Bible itself, and yet the patriarchy still remains.

The current wave of “resignations” fits squarely into a 2000-year-old tradition of tension over gender and spiritual authority; if proponents of patriarchal forms of religious organization do not feel particularly threatened by the alarm bells Henderson has rung for them, it is because historical precedent encourages complacency on their part. After all, their predecessors always managed to hold on to power. “The men of the right” have found, in every generation, a substantial number of Christian women who considered the limited roles and secondary status allotted to them to be quite comfortable. It is certainly easier to execute simple, circumscribed tasks such as meal preparation than to shoulder the responsibility for major policy decisions. But every generation has also witnessed rebellion and discontent.

I’m going to have to side with Lifshitz. Christianity has a history of offering Christian women half a loaf, and finding women who will be satisfied with that.

Hellbound

A while back, it was mentioned that Mark Driscoll was being interviewed for a documentary about Hell, being created by some of the folks who made Expelled. That documentary, now being called Hellbound, is scheduled for release in September. Here’s a trailer:

Despite Driscoll’s involvement, I hear that the documentary comes closer to siding with Rob Bell.

Is it getting wet in here?

To the category of “posts I wish I had written,” I’d like to add What If God Threw a Flood and No One Came from Chris Massey over at Cognitive Discopants. (I also wish I had come up with that name, although even my wife doesn’t want to see me in shiny pants.)

Massey starts by quoting David Wright of Answers in Genesis setting the date of the Deluge at 2348 BC. He then provides some basic ancient history, so that we can see just what the rest of the world was doing during or soon after being drown:

It must have come as a real shock to Noah and his children when, in 2334 BC – only 14 years after the flood – Sargon the Great began establishing the powerful Akkadian empire. [...] “Barefoot and pregnant” doesn’t begin to describe the work involved in repopulating the planet at the pace necessary to give Sargon armies to fight and people to rule.

[...]

Down in Egypt, the United Kingdom established by Menes circa. 3000 BC was humming along nicely. By the time of Noah’s flood, the Egyptians were just wrapping up their 5th dynasty. Pharaoh Unas was, no doubt, quite perturbed to see his empire underwater, especially since he was in the middle of building a pyramid complex at Saqqara, which you can visit to this day.

It reminds me a bit of the old Onion article: Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World:

Members of the earth’s earliest known civilization, the Sumerians, looked on in shock and confusion some 6,000 years ago as God, the Lord Almighty, created Heaven and Earth.

[...]

“I do not understand,” reads an ancient line of pictographs depicting the sun, the moon, water, and a Sumerian who appears to be scratching his head. “A booming voice is saying, ‘Let there be light,’ but there is already light. It is saying, ‘Let the earth bring forth grass,’ but I am already standing on grass.”

“Everything is here already,” the pictograph continues. “We do not need more stars.”

Prelude of Ads to Come

Having royally screwed themselves with a drawn out primary process, the Republican party is going to be facing an uphill battle against Obama. Whoever the candidate turns out to be, they’re going to have to overcome a (mildly) improving economy and a president who faces little party opposition.

That means one thing in American politics: negative campaigning. The attacks are going to start early, and they’re only going to get worse as time goes on. Since there’s a lot of money from big donors floating around, we can expect so see a lot of big budget attack ads.

I take this Santorum ad to be a taste of what’s coming:

Please note the anviliscious jump cut from Ahmedinejad to Obama right after the narrator talks about the “sworn American enemy.” It’s at 0:41 -

Via Joe.My.God.

“Get Out!”

You may have already seen this clip at other places. This is Dennis Terry, pastor of Greenwell Springs Baptist Church, introducing Rick Santorum to his congregation.

This clip has garnered a lot of attention. It starts out with Terry declaring that America is a Christian nation and that there is only one God (“… and his name is JEee-sus!”) He follows that by telling everyone that doesn’t like all that, or that doesn’t like America or “the way we do things,” that they should GET OUT!

The church is now squirming about the clip and the attention that it’s gotten. They’ve removed that section from their Ustream archives, and their Worship Minister posted this on Facebook:

Terry would like us to believe that these comments were taken out of context. But while Right Wing Watch does clip their videos short, it’s still hard to draw anything but a negative conclusion from this little tirade.

The Good and the Bad

The Patheos collective continues to grow. I’m really happy to see that Libby Anne from Love, Joy and Feminism has joined in. She’s even brought a parasite along with her. Thanks, Libby. If it bursts out of your chest and starts killing off the rest of us one at a time, I’m gonna have to remove you from the blogroll.

Also adding to the agnostic/atheist wing of the collective is Greg Epstein at Good Without God. Well, maybe. In his last post he comments, “I’m exhausted and wondering how the hell bloggers do it.” One thing we do is self-indulgent administrative posts where we try to send traffic to everyone else. Hope that helps.

While it’s not an atheist/agnostic blog, we now have a group blog titled Science on Religion which looks extremely promising.

And of course, the biggest news: Bristol Palin! Yes indeed, over at Bristol’s Blog … eh, I’m sorry, my fingers will rebel if I try to type a glowing review. Star Foster decided to make a silk purse out of this: 13 Reasons I’m Glad Bristol Palin Is At Patheos.

6. The Atheists Are Ignoring Her
Which cracks me up. Not a peep out of them this week about her. They are hardly a reticent bunch, and shy and retiring aren’t among their attributes. I love that they are in their own little world far away from all us “religious nuts.”

*cough* Yeah, we’re not really venturing far out of our happy place, are we? I’ll cop to not being “shy and retiring,” but can I plead “clueless and socially inept” instead?

Plus, at the moment Palin is focusing her blog on Trig, which isn’t something to get worked up about unless you’re Andrew Sullivan.

Kind of embarrassing that I didn’t know about it until a link in the sidebar of Exploding our Cakemix sent me to Star’s post. So the atheist blogger found out about the conservative evangelical blog from a liberal Christian blog and a pagan blog. That pretty much sums up Patheos, I think.

Monumental Lies

Chris Rodda has set herself upon the Sisyphean task of correcting historian wannabes like David Barton who peddle the Christian Nation argument. With Kirk Cameron producing a documentary on this topic, working closely with Barton in the process, Rodda takes the time to address some of their fallacies:

He’s Coming Here?!?

There is justice in the universe. Unfortunately, I’m at the wrong end of it. After all the times I’ve made fun of Tim Tebow for being … well, Tim Tebow, he’s moving to my state. That’s right, the man voted “The Most Christian-y Christian in America” by The American Jesus is being traded to the NY Jets.

Here’s the Grey Lady with all the gory details:

Tebowmania appears to be headed to New York. In a move that diversifies their offense but threatens to undermine Mark Sanchez, the Jets on Wednesday agreed to a trade for Tim Tebow, the popular but polarizing quarterback from the Denver Broncos. [...]

In helping to guide Denver to an A.F.C. West title last season, Tebow authored several last-minute comebacks, including a 95-yard drive that silenced the Jets on Nov. 17. That success, achieved despite an unconventional style and limited throwing skills, could divide a fan base with the first poor — or even average — performance by Sanchez.

As the story notes, there are some snags. It kinda looks like someone at the Jets failed to read the fine print and they may have to cancel. Clearly, Satan and his minions are at work.

From Dust

It’s really embarrassing that we still occasionally have to deal with the question, “If humans evolved from apes, why are there still apes?” It’s a nonsensical question. At least now there’s a useful rejoinder:

Via Exploring our Matrix

Baby Jesus …

Posted without comment. Supply your own caption, cause I’m not touching this one.

Via Jesus Needs New PR, who originally mistook this for a lamp.

Young Adults Leaving the Church

Christian Piatt, author of such books as Banned Questions About the Bible, has two posts up at Red Letter Christianity about why young adults are leaving the church: Seven Reasons Why Young Adults Quit Church and Four More (Big) Reasons.

My first thought after glancing at these is: hasn’t it always been this way? I used to hear a bit of common wisdom in the Episcopal Church: young adults quit going to church only to come back once they become parents. Now that we’re keeping closer watch on the numbers of the “unchurched,” maybe we’re just noticing it more.

Piatt suggests that “Young adults today are the most un-churched generation in a long time.” That’s probably true, but only because we’re still feeling the effects of the Second Great Awakening and the rise of Evangelical Christianity. Before this period, the majority of Americans were probably unchurched, particularly in the south.

Be that as it may, Hemant points out that many of Piatt’s reasons are self-serving. He never even hints that some might leave the church because they are told they must give intellectual assent to certain historical and scientific propositions that are simply not true.

Hemant comments:

My guess is that most of you are thinking Piatt forgot the most obvious reason people leave church: They figured out God doesn’t exist. [...]

As fun as it would be to pat ourselves on the back and give ourselves credit for Christians leaving the church, we don’t deserve it. Turns out the Church just keeps shooting itself in the foot.

It seems that Christianity cannot fail, it can only be failed.

I’ve noticed this pattern with any number of groups. Once a member has left, or has become unpopular, they are quickly branded as “not a real” member of whatever. For example, as George W. Bush’s poll numbers plummeted, it was very amusing to hear certain conservatives explain why he was “not a real conservative,” despite having previously argued that his election was a victory for conservatism.

Any failures on the part of a conservative can never be the fault of the ideals of the conservative movement. There’s always some way to shift the blame, and avoid facing the idea that maybe movement conservatism just doesn’t work as a political philosophy.

At least Piatt isn’t pretending that all those that have left the church were never really Christian, although there is a bit of condescension towards those who think Christianity is not relevant. But he’s still shifting the blame towards everything but the doctrines and traditions of Christianity.

Quantum Leap

Oh dear. Scott Bailey found this website, and it is truly absurd. It appears to be New Thought taken in a slightly different direction than we’re used to. Are you ready for better living through alternate dimensions? Welcome to Quantum Jumping:

For the most part it’s a standard “multiple worlds” hypothesis story, where every decision you make is made in a different way by an alternate you in another dimension. We’re all familiar with that sci-fi plot device, right?

That’s when it gets weird:

Welcome to the Infinite You.

Quantum Jumping is a visualization process where you use your mind to ‘jump’ into parallel dimensions, and gain creativity, knowledge, wisdom, skills and inspiration from alternate versions of yourself.

This happens through a phenomenon known as “thought transference.” You see, although the solidity of our world seems indisputable, Quantum Theory suggests that our physical reality is nothing but a very elaborate mirage. A super-hologram of information and energy. A Matrix.

From there we get New Thought taken to an extreme. It’s not just that the “law of attraction” will make your thoughts become reality. Instead, reality itself is nothing more than thought: “the substance of the universe, of your reality, may be nothing more than consciousness or thought.”

You can pretty much fill in the blanks from there. By using these special mental techniques, you can be richer, happier, healthier, etc.