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Although I consider myself to be a strong advocate for most feminist causes, I think Dawkins recent comment on Pharyngula’s blog was satirical genius and very on point. Stewart and Colbert would be proud. I like Rebecca and approve of her positive contributions to the skeptical movement but she totally lost all sense of reasonableness when she proposed this boycott Dawkins movement and labeled him a misogynist.
That being said, I think The Amazing Atheist made some good points in the following video.
I especially agree with this observation.
“What is the point of being an atheist if you’re going to cling to the dogma of religion? Part of abandoning God means abandoning the dogma, means abandoning the idea that there is this rigid set of rules that we must follow even though they're completely fucking arbitrary.”
I just have to share my feelings about our country. We are a nation of Christians and God-fearing people. Some wrong-minded people are telling us that we no longer are.
We cannot let a few atheists, etc., ruin what we as a nation have worked so hard for. Freedom was the reason for the Revolutionary War.
Are we losing our freedom? Let’s hope not! When we turn our backs to God, he can do the same to us. He has to be so disappointed in how we are living. So please, let’s stand united. We are a Christian nation. I love my country; it's the best in the world, so why would we want to be anything less?
Marguerite McKlemurry Abbeville
In response to this stupendously ignorant take on the history of America—which seems to be the prevalent view in the Wiregrass area—our local freethought group felt obliged to submit the following rejoinder which was penned by fellow member Robert Hands. Hopefully it will be published in the next few days.
We Are All Americans
The Southeast Alabama Freethought Association (SEAFA) is a group of atheists, agnostics, and freethinkers from the Dothan and surrounding areas. We are your fellow Alabamians. We are your fellow Americans. The SEAFA would like to address the idea held by many in the religious community that one must be religious to be a “real American”.
You’ll find that many members of the various United States military branches are among the non-religious. Many of us dedicate our time and resources to charitable causes, not for recognition, but for compassion. We care heavily for our fellow human beings. We do not discriminate. We feel that people of all faiths, as well as people without faith, need not be labeled as un-American because of a difference in belief with the majority.
To say that the United States of America is a Christian nation is not only dishonest, it is discriminatory. In fact, recent studies show that nearly 30% of U.S. citizens are non-Christian. Approximately 15% of Americans identify as non-religious. The SEAFA itself currently boasts over one hundred members, and still counting, and that’s just in the Dothan area. We hope people consider this the next time they feel like alienating a huge portion of the population.
Christian comment: "I think they're burning an awful lot of gas for a lost cause." —Norm Ward My response: At least 15% of Americans are non-religious so it's only a lost cause in the intolerant minds of people like Norm.
Christian comment: "If he had an F-18 bearing down on him, he might not be flying around advertising that." —Steve Ward My response: More 'Christian' love on display! Steve failed to factor in one thing during his wishful musings, that F-18 may very well have an atheist sitting in the cockpit.
Christian comment: "You've got guys dieing left and right for our country that believe in God but you've got yahoos like that flying atheism. I don't believe that's right." —Chris Snider My response: Well big boy, many of those guys and gals dieing for OUR country are atheists and don't believe in the god of all you loud mouth Christian yahoos trying to force your religious beliefs down their throats. I don't believe that's right!
Theist argument: I think they're burning an awful lot of gas for a lost cause. Secular response: 15% of Americans are non-religious, not to mention the percentage that are non-Christian.
Theist argument: If he had an F-18 bearing down on him, he might not be flying around advertising that. Secular response: What about the fact that a certain percentage of F-18 pilots are also atheists?
Theist argument: You've got guys dieing left and right for our country that believe in God but you've got yahoos like that flying atheism, I don't believe that's right. Secular response: Well, many of those guys and gals dieing for our country are atheists and don't believe in the god of all these loud mouth yahoos trying to force their religious beliefs on their fellow patriots.
To celebrate the 235th anniversary of America declaring its independence from the monarchical and theocratic rule of 18th Century Great Britain, the Southeast Alabama Freethought Association held its first annual “One Nation, Indivisible” celebration at Lake Tholocco this weekend.
Since Independence Day is one of the few completely secular national holidays in the United States, it was only proper that we celebrate it "God-Free" as it was meant to be.
It was a beautiful day at Lake Tholocco as we set-up for the cookout a little after lunch.
As you can see in this next pic, we had a very enthusiastic cook who did a great job, especially on those phenomenal salmon burgers.
Derek, our meetup co-organizer provided the below "Sangria of Christ," a masterful concoction that did not give me the ability to walk on water as professed in scripture but did live up to Derek's promise of temporarily taking away all minor aches and pains.
This next pic is of a few of us lounging around after the meal. That's me on the left.
Next up is a great pic of your average American atheist family. Both parents of this well dressed baby boy are soldiers currently stationed at Ft. Rucker.
And here are a couple of pics showing several of SEAFA's members and I sporting our “One Nation, Indivisible” t-shirts.
The wife and I arrived at Freedom Fest a few minutes late to find thousands of people staked-out to see the show. I looked for the rest of our heathen crew but the concert had already started and the crowd was too huge to search thoroughly so we found decent spot and set-up our chairs.
There were several folks giving me nasty looks throughout the show after apparently reading my "One Nation, Indivisible" shirt but I responded with a gracious smile and a friendly nod. Thankfully no one became blatantly uncivil towards me.
It turned out to be a great show but I could have done without the bands rendition of “God Bless the USA” as an encore and Gary's politician like “God Bless You, God Bless our Troops and God Bless America!” in wrapping up.
That being said, even though I'm not a big fireworks fan and usually consider them to be wasteful, the fireworks display afterwards was more impressive than the concert.
Here is a short video of the fireworks finale followed by some pics wife wife took throughout the event.
According to the Kinston Free Press, “Jesus Christ” recently materialized in the guise of a Kudzu vine on a utility pole in Lenoir County, North Carolina. Truly folks, I can’t make stuff like this up.
The pole, about a mile south of Kinston, has attracted attention of some area residents. Some say the kudzu-covered post bears a striking resemblance to Jesus’ crucifixion.
Kent Hardison, who runs Ma’s Hotdog House less than a half mile from the pareidolia, rides by the Christ-resembling post each day. He said when he first saw the kudzu growing he almost sprayed it with herbicide.
“I glanced at it, and it looks like Jesus,” Hardison said. “I thought, ‘You can’t spray Jesus with Roundup.’ ”
Kudzu, an invasive species from Japan, causes 1.5 million dollars of damage a year to power lines not to mention all the damage it does to other plant life and animal habitats in the U.S.; yet, these fine industrious citizens have decided to spare this particular vine because they think it’s “looking out” for them.
I find the fact that so many otherwise intelligent human beings in the world renounce their reason when it comes to matters of religion to be a constant source of perplexity.
In the video below, Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D.-Texas) likened “Christian militants” to Islamic radicals in a hearing of the House Homeland Security Committee on Wednesday, suggesting they posed a comparable threat to the rule of law in the United States.
“Are you familiar with the Christian militants?” Jackson asked former New York Dept. of Correctional Services official Patrick Dunleavy.
“Can one might say that they might possibly want to undermine this country because right now the right for women to choose is a Constitutional right but people disagree with it but here is an individual trying to undermine the protections that are given to women? Would you suggest that might be compared to trying to undermine this country? That’s a possibility, is it not?”
Rep. Jackson Lee: “As we look to be informational, we should include an analysis of how Christian militants or others might bring down the country. We have to look broadly, do we not?”
Dunleavy: “I don’t know that Christian militants have foreign country backing or foreign country financing.”
Rep. Lee: “I don’t think that’s the issue. The issue is whether or not their intent is to undermine the laws of this nation. And I think it is clear that that is the case. So it’s not — your distinction is not answering the question.”
Although I agree with Rep. Lee for the most part, I actually think Christian radicals in the U.S. are a bigger threat to the rule of law and our Constitutional rights than Islamic militants.
So why doesn’t the rising Christian extremism in the United States get the kind of attention in Congress from the GOP that is currently being focused on homegrown Islamic extremism?
As a fellow blogger pointed out, it might have something to do with the fact that “The Republican Party wants us to fear Muslim extremists while ignoring their embrace of Christian extremism. Even as some of their presidential candidates represent undiluted Christian dominionism, they want us to be so terrified of Muslims (not to mention immigrants, gays, and atheists) that we ignore their hypocrisy.”
More and more intolerant and discriminatory laws are being passed by these Christian radicals through the Republican Party every day and we should all take this very seriously. As Hrafnkell Haraldsson said at Politicususa, it’s not gonna go away if we ignore it.
I hope a growing number of liberal minded Christians in this country realize this and join their secular counterparts in vocal opposition before the liberal ideas of racial diversity, tolerance, equality, religious freedom and the separation of church and state are ripped from the fabric of the United States.
As for us secular humanists, atheists and agnostics, whether we be liberals, conservatives, libertarians, etc., surely we can find our collective moral courage as human beings to beat back this rising tide of hate, bigotry and misinformation that continues to sweep America.
What would Jesus Do? If he were caught helping an illegal in Alabama, he’d get Arrested.
The parable told by the character Jesus in the Gospel of Luke 10-:25-37, which tells the story of the Good Samaritan, is probably one of the most admirable stories in the Christian Bible and is very agreeable to atheists, agnostics and humanists. In fact, it is a key tenet of secular humanism which is why I am so fond of it.
It is a story that champions love instead of hatred, compassion over selfishness and tolerance over intolerance.
Of course the ethics of this parable do not originate with the tales of Jesus or exemplify the overall moral principles taught by the Gospels but it does appeal to the more caring sensibilities of liberal believers.
What would Jesus Do? If he were caught helping an illegal in Alabama, he’d get Arrested.
The parable told by the character Jesus in the Gospel of Luke 10-:25-37, which tells the story of the Good Samaritan, is probably one of the most admirable stories in the Christian Bible and is very agreeable to atheists, agnostics and humanists. In fact, it is a key tenet of secular humanism which is why I am so fond of it.
It is a story that champions love instead of hatred, compassion over selfishness and tolerance over intolerance.
Of course the ethics of this parable do not originate with the tales of Jesus or exemplify the overall moral principles taught by the Gospels but it does appeal to the more caring sensibilities of liberal believers.
Americans United’s Barry W. Lynn reminds Texas Gov. Rick Perry that he wasn’t hired to be a preacher. Support AU to help us fight this and other attacks on church-state separation. Support this and our other efforts. Donate today!
Haw! Haw! I need me one of those Flying Spaghetti Monster hats too. (Source: au.org)
Americans United’s Barry W. Lynn reminds Texas Gov. Rick Perry that he wasn’t hired to be a preacher. Support AU to help us fight this and other attacks on church-state separation. Support this and our other efforts. Donate today!
Haw! Haw! I need me one of those Flying Spaghetti Monster hats too. (Source: au.org)
BIRMINGHAM, AL (APR - Alabama Public Radio ) - Opponents of Alabama’s tough new law against illegal immigration are planning an interfaith protest march in downtown Birmingham.
Faith-based groups said Tuesday they’re organizing the demonstration for Saturday to protest the law, which they call unjust.
Some church leaders say the law violates Christian principles, and many are worried about whether the law’s provisions against knowingly assisting illegal immigrants will prevent churches from reaching out to people who could be in the country illegally.
The march will be held at 6:30 p.m. at Birmingham’s Linn Park. Sponsors include church and social justice groups.
As a secular humanist and an Alabamian, I agree wholeheartedly with the faith-based groups in that this new law is unjust. Although the motives of these groups may not be entirely selfless, It’s good to see them banding together on the liberal side of the ideological fence for a change.
This new law, known as the Beason-Hammon Alabama Taxpayer and Citizen Protection Act, obliges police to arrest anyone that looks like an illegal immigrant if they’re stopped for any other reason, requires public schools to determine students’ immigration status and also makes it a crime to transport an illegal immigrant for any reason.
Several secular human rights and civil rights organizations are already scheduled to participate in this protest and hopefully the atheist, agnostic and humanist community in the area will also be invited to participate as a group.
If you live in the area and oppose the new law, please try to attend.
BIRMINGHAM, AL (APR - Alabama Public Radio ) - Opponents of Alabama’s tough new law against illegal immigration are planning an interfaith protest march in downtown Birmingham.
Faith-based groups said Tuesday they’re organizing the demonstration for Saturday to protest the law, which they call unjust.
Some church leaders say the law violates Christian principles, and many are worried about whether the law’s provisions against knowingly assisting illegal immigrants will prevent churches from reaching out to people who could be in the country illegally.
The march will be held at 6:30 p.m. at Birmingham’s Linn Park. Sponsors include church and social justice groups.
As a secular humanist and an Alabamian, I agree wholeheartedly with the faith-based groups in that this new law is unjust. Although the motives of these groups may not be entirely selfless, It’s good to see them banding together on the liberal side of the ideological fence for a change.
This new law, known as the Beason-Hammon Alabama Taxpayer and Citizen Protection Act, obliges police to arrest anyone that looks like an illegal immigrant if they’re stopped for any other reason, requires public schools to determine students’ immigration status and also makes it a crime to transport an illegal immigrant for any reason.
Several secular human rights and civil rights organizations are already scheduled to participate in this protest and hopefully the atheist, agnostic and humanist community in the area will also be invited to participate as a group.
If you live in the area and oppose the new law, please try to attend.
This spring and summer, scantily-clad women, and some men, are taking to the streets in what are called “SlutWalks.” They say they’re protesting a culture in which the victim of a sexual assault is blamed, rather than the perpetrator.
Hundreds of women in skimpy outfits — plunging necklines and the shortest of shorts — disregarded the overcast 60-degree weather and marched down the streets of Seattle’s Capitol Hill neighborhood last weekend.
Protester Monica Thomas explained why she came out for the walk.
“I don’t believe that how a woman dresses dictates whether or not a woman wants to be raped. No one wants to be raped. And no one deserves to be treated like that,” she said.
You know, I’ve even heard other women say stuff like “she was asking for it” in reference rape victims who dressed in a non-Victorian manner. I don’t understand the mental process that leads someone to have this attitude.
This spring and summer, scantily-clad women, and some men, are taking to the streets in what are called “SlutWalks.” They say they’re protesting a culture in which the victim of a sexual assault is blamed, rather than the perpetrator.
Hundreds of women in skimpy outfits — plunging necklines and the shortest of shorts — disregarded the overcast 60-degree weather and marched down the streets of Seattle’s Capitol Hill neighborhood last weekend.
Protester Monica Thomas explained why she came out for the walk.
“I don’t believe that how a woman dresses dictates whether or not a woman wants to be raped. No one wants to be raped. And no one deserves to be treated like that,” she said.
You know, I’ve even heard other women say stuff like “she was asking for it” in reference rape victims who dressed in a non-Victorian manner. I don’t understand the mental process that leads someone to have this attitude.