I found this little cartoon browsing around WordPress.com. Dumbfounded and amazed by the fallacious idiocy comparable only to Ray Comfort and his Way of the Master ministries, I really wanted to just leave it alone and let the video speak for itself. But as someone with an interest in the subject, I see people honestly believe this nonsense too often to spare it from the destructive power of critical examination.

There’s a lot said, but these appear to be the core arguments.
- Macro-evolution, or the scientific reality of common descent is an exaggeration of known science.
- If you believe in evolution, you also believe we all came from a rock. You believe these things because you don’t want to be held accountable for your actions.
- The missing link is still missing. All transitional fossils have been “proven false.”
- Scientists have found organic material on dinosaur fossils, hence falsifying the old earth model
- Christians believe in salvation through grace and faith, ain’t that special?
- You’re going to die, so why not open your mind, soften your heart, stop eating babies and accept Jesus as your lord and savior lest you make the “biggest mistake in your eternal existence!!!“
To begin with point one, our animated protagonist could not be more wrong. Creationists typically declare a damning difference between macro and micro evolution. They are mistaken. Scientists refer to micro-evolution as change within species. Over thousands of years a population of golden retrievers will adapt with its environment. Suppose, however, that the population gets separated. Half of the golden retrievers are stuck on one side of a mountain, and the other is similarly isolated. Years pass and both populations adapt to their respective environments until they are so different that they can no longer interbreed. They are now separate species, and macro-evolution (also known as speciation) has occurred.
Next, the video tract makes an amusing leap in logic. How believably precedented.
If you believe in evolution you also believe we came from a rock. It’s funny how you believe the most ridiculous concepts of creation just so long as you’re not accountable for your actions.
Whether or not we came from a rock is irrelevant to the libraries of evidence that confirm common ancestry. Evolution is a supported theory that begins with the first cell. It doesn’t pretend to know where that cell came from; that’s a different field of science. This caricature of abiogenesis exists only to distract.
Moving on, he claims there are missing links in the fossil record. Of course there are, and this only serves as evidence for evolution. Every time we find a transitional fossil (y) between species x and z, we fill one gap but wind up creating two new ones. Claiming all transitional fossils have been “proven false” demonstrates a willful ignorance that need not be addressed.
In addition to lying about transitional species, they argue for a young earth by referencing organic tissue found on a dinosaur bone. An impossibility, he claims, given the evolutionary timeline. I remember seeing this last year in a prolonged discussion. As it turns out, the bones were fossilized in sandstone, a material where the enzymes of decay and degeneration are “drained away.” Moreover, the Harvard researchers called this “a brilliant technical achievement, and it’s because we know that birds evolved from dinosaurs that it makes sense.”
Finished disproving “evolution,” our friend gets on his theological soapbox. In yet another leap of topic (where are the transitions?!) he’s asked, “what about Jews, Muslims and Buddhists? Aren’t they going to hell?” The answer is presumably yes, but he goes on to say unlike those other faiths, Christians believe we’re saved through faith, not works. Isn’t that wonderful? The omnipotent, all-loving creator of the universe judges us based on what we believe. Thought crimes are celestial no-nos when it comes to the afterlife. Eternal consequences for thinking the wrong thing - regardless of worldly action! God wants us to have faith. A faith that is demonstrably irrational.
Tearing this pathetic apologetic to shreds was a cheap shot. However, the people that made this video were inspired by the same type of faith we see in the rest of religion. Built on a foundation of dogma blind to contradiction, “faith is believing what you know ain’t so.”
