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><channel><title>Planet Atheism &#187; Riker</title> <atom:link href="http://planetatheism.com/author/riker/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://planetatheism.com</link> <description></description> <lastBuildDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2010 19:13:58 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1</generator> <item><title>SpinTunes: An Epilogue</title><link>http://drycereal.blogspot.com/2010/08/spintunes-epilogue.html</link> <comments>http://drycereal.blogspot.com/2010/08/spintunes-epilogue.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2010 16:57:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Riker</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[PA member]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[I won.I.......WON?!?!In what bizarre universe do I find myself, where I'm able to get involved with this great group of people, all of whom are imposing talents in their own right, and stand toe-to-toe with them?  What is this ridiculous sense of valid...]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[I won.<br
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/>In what bizarre universe do I find myself, where I'm able to get involved with this great group of people, all of whom are imposing talents in their own right, and stand toe-to-toe with them?  What is this ridiculous sense of validation and pride I'm feeling?  What the hell, man?!<br
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/>It's taken me a bit too long to sit down and start writing this; I've had an unexpectedly busy week and I also needed a little time to get used to the idea that SpinTunes has concluded, and that somehow I managed to come out on top...<br
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/>I've already gone into great detail about the songs I wrote, most recently with a bookend post over at <a
href="http://artifiction.spruz.com/forums/?page=post&amp;id=34BB2EEB-966E-4335-B554-F04450F47BD7&amp;fid=9BEB13CC-0EF4-424A-B330-2D869CC1BD24">the Artifiction forums</a>, so this is just going to be a bit of a"closing thoughts and heaps of thanksgiving" post.<br
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/>First and foremost, I owe a huge debt of gratitude to Sid Brown, my dear friend and collaborator on "My Daughter" and "Lovers, Fighters, Survivors".  Without your contribution, my entries would have lacked their most important essences.  Thanks, buddy.<br
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/>I want to say something to all of you who were involved in one way or another.  I toyed with the idea of making youtube videos for each of you, but not everybody has an account; I might still do it for those who do, but for now I'm just going to say everything to everyone here.<br
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style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">To my competitors:</span><br
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/>I'm honored just to be among you.  I know this contest doesn't have the exposure that Song Fu had, and that it's just in its fledgling stages, but in a way that makes this even more meaningful to me that we all had a part in it.  This feels like the beginning of something that will continue to grow and inspire musicians and songwriters for a long time.  I really hope it becomes something magnificent.<br
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/>The following notes appear in the order our profiles are listed over at the Spintunes blog...<br
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style="font-weight: bold;">Edric Haleen</span>: You, sir, are the Unstoppable Force <span
style="font-style: italic;">and </span>the Immovable Object.  Dave Leigh once said that you never got the recognition you deserved in Song Fu because of the young trending age of the voters; people wanted nerdy pop songs and didn't recognize the raw talent you possess.  I'm glad to see that this contest was able to acknowledge what a damn powerful songwriter you are.  Not to mention your unrelenting positivism and ability to motivate and entertain everyone around you.  Thanks for setting the bar so high.<br
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style="font-weight: bold;">Kevin Savino-Riker</span>: um, hi!<br
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style="font-weight: bold;">Denise Hudson</span>: Denise, Denise, Denise.  You were my secret partner and, to borrow a term from Native American culture, my spirit guide.  I was a little nervous about entering the contest, and might have only stuck around to do shadow entries had you not been there to be my training wheels and my sounding board.  Thanks so much for helping get it through my thick skull that I could do this stuff too.  Also, this paragraph would be naked without a mention of the absolutely delicious music you've penned.  I'm proud to say I know a writer and performer as good as you.<br
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style="font-weight: bold;">Ross Durand</span>:  We've exchanged correspondence recently since making it to the final challenge together, but I don't think I ever quite told you that I was scared of having you as a final opponent.  Your songwriting, playing, and vocal stylings are all things I envy and strive toward achieving in my own music.  Thanks for writing great songs the whole way through, especially at the end.  I hope to hear a lot more from you.<br
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style="font-weight: bold;">Sara Parsons</span>: I think you might be the most established YouTuber out of everyone who took part in this contest.  I'd heard of you and listened to your songs long before I even joined up at TMA.  Because you were in here, I felt like I was up against a bonafide celebrity of the new independent music scene.  I cannot get enough of your music, and it's still a novelty to me when I think about how we're now acquaintances... that I can just hit you up on Twitter and you write me back, knowing who I am.  I still want to write that "I got killed by a werewolf" song with you.<br
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style="font-weight: bold;">Mick Bordet</span>: I only recently discovered that you got a shadow in for round #1, so I'm sorry that I haven't had more time to get to know you and your music, but for what it's worth, I like what I heard and have to compliment you on managing a unique approach to the Superhero topic.  I hope you'll be back for the next SpinTunes!<br
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style="font-weight: bold;">Gödz Pöödles</span>: Russ, Rhod... you two are famous, infamous, notorious, and a handful of other -ouses, all of which are crucial to being the songwriting contest superstars you are.  You guys are among the most conditioned and professional acts I've ever heard and you've always encouraged me.  It means a lot to be a newcomer here, and be taken seriously by seasoned veterans such as yourselves.  It's always a pleasure chatting with and listening to you!<br
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style="font-weight: bold;">Emperor Gum</span>: Graham, you got a bit of the short end of the stick during this contest, but I've always been impressed by your ability to take a clarinet and turn it into a rock n' roll instrument.  Nobody can touch the uniqueness of your songs, and while they're not always crowd-pleasers, I've taken special care to pay very close attention to your music - you're always up to something devious, it seems.  That's a trait I enjoy quite a bit.<br
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style="font-weight: bold;">Bryce Jensen</span>: Dude.  Your shadow blew me away.  You're another guy that I knew nothing about as this contest was beginning, but I'm looking forward to hearing your future works.  You have a way of harnessing your voice that impresses and humbles me.  You should submit covers for all the other challenges from this contest.  I really wanna hear what you have to come up with.<br
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style="font-weight: bold;">Ryan Welton</span>: You were a surprise to me; when I heard "Underdog Blues" I thought to myself, "wow, a lot of people here just met their match".  Your song didn't get the reception it deserved, and I'm bummed that we didn't hear back from you after round #1.  Regardless, the song you did share with us was entertaining, funny, <span
style="font-style: italic;">and</span> it sounded fantastic.  Please come back for Spintunes #2.<br
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style="font-weight: bold;">Governing Dynamics</span>: Travis, I'm glad we became friends between all the challenges and among all the tweets flurrying about; you're the songwriter I had the easiest time relating to, and as such it was especially hard for me to hear you absolutely nailing these challenges in ways that I couldn't manage.  Please understand I mean that to say that you're the songwriter I strive to be when I'm putting my mind to full arrangements.  I think I can learn a lot from you.  I hope you won't mind when I start poking around asking for input...<br
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style="font-weight: bold;">Jenny Katz</span>: Where do I begin?  You are the most delightful surprise.  You wrote my favorite songs in both the rounds in which you participated.  You are still in heavy rotation in my ipod, and I find myself singing your songs all the time.  You music is so good, I think I have a crush on you because of it.  We were deprived of your work far too soon.  Seriously, I love your music.  I love your voice.  The harmony in "Miss You" brings me to tears.  I can't give a higher compliment.<br
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style="font-weight: bold;">JoAnn Abbot</span>: JoAnn, it's the same compliment you've gotten everywhere, from everyone, but it's amazing that you walked into this with empty hands and produced the songs you did.  You have a soft but powerful soul in your voice, and you found a way to make music out of scarcity.  Unbelievable.  Thanks also for being so fun in your interactions with everybody!  You're a treasure to have here.<br
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style="font-weight: bold;">Bram Tant</span>: Bram, you left a bigger mark on Spintunes than anyone else, and you did it with one absolutely hilarious and inventive song (and a couple butt-cheeks).  You're fearless, and I can't wait to see what you apply that fearlessness to next.  Don't ever stop.<br
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style="font-weight: bold;">Boffo Yux Dudes</span>: Tom, I think people often get to distracted by the humor to ever pay attention to the fact that you and Allan are two of the most versatile songwriters I've encountered here.  You consistently (all the way back to Song Fu's past that I've listened to) come up with songs that each have their own identity and uniqueness, while maintaining a certain quality that could only come from you.  Every song of yours I listen to gives me the strange paradoxical feeling of "who the hell wrote this?/Boffo Yux Dudes totally wrote this..."  Thanks also for getting my sense of humor when most others miss it.<br
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style="font-weight: bold;">"BucketHat" Bobby</span>: Bobby.  Mr. Matheson.  Dude.  You were someone I was thrilled to befriend back when I joined TMA.  You have mastered a genre of your own; that's in many ways the greatest achievement a songwriter can strive toward.  I have always held you in the highest respect, and am still caught off guard that you told me my opinion and praise meant a lot to you.  Dude!  It's the other way around!  I'm the one who's supposed to be incredibly flattered to be complimented by you!<br
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style="font-weight: bold;">Heather Miller</span>: You're another one whose songs work their way into my head.  I cannot tell you how many times I've walked into a bar since round #2, and my head kicked off with, "...right on target, right on cue..."  You've gotten under my skin in a good way.  It's also been especially delightful reading your song bios; you're a great writer - prose and music.  I think I need to start listening to your radio program; I suspect I'll enjoy it quite a lot :)<br
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style="font-weight: bold;">Gorbzilla</span>: Another Song Fu veteran whose music I always liked.  You've got a great rock n' roll voice and it's supported perfectly by your guitar work.  I need to give you a special shout-out for "Superhero Song" - it was one that I was fascinated by, even before I knew anything about the character you chose to pay tribute to.  I really appreciate it when a person can convey enough through a song that it piques my interest and inspires me to investigate it further.  That song was a great achievement.<br
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style="font-weight: bold;">The Offhand Band</span>: Mark, even before I started reading your song biographies, I could tell that you put more effort than anyone into the science of songwriting.  Every single nuance, every note you compose is given meaning by the notes that surround it... I can't really articulate exactly what I'm trying to say, but I hope you get it from my fumbling around the point I'm trying to make.  Your songs are chock-full of <span
style="font-style: italic;">thought.</span> Lots of people can 'design' songs, but the design tends to stick out more than the song itself once all is said and done.  You're good enough at design that even though that design is doing its job the whole way through, the *song* is what stands out.  I was especially impressed with your instrumental outro in "Another Universe", and I'll echo the sentiments of others when I say that "Ballroom Dance" was the best song of Round 4.<br
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style="font-weight: bold;">Steve Durand</span>:  Steve, I feel bad not having something more original to say here, but I'm going to have to reiterate something I think Travis already said about your music:  I can't help but feel <span
style="font-style: italic;">cool</span> listening to it.  You have a sound unlike anyone else and you do things with those horns that put most of us to shame.  You've achieved a style that has so much vibe and substance - those undefinable qualities that can't be named themselves, but can only be hinted at.  Your songs are just dripping with <span
style="font-style: italic;">(good adjective)</span><good>.<br
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style="font-weight: bold;">Charlie McCarron</span>: You're another composer I was very, very afraid of when this contest began.  I knew about 'Grey Matters' before Spintunes came to be, and I was just awestruck by the sheer magnitude of your creative mind.  And despite that, your entries in this contest had an unexpected tenderness and delicacy to them; the best way I can describe it is to say, it takes a lot of muscle to have such a gentle touch.  Your music is brilliant and haunting.  I need to hear more from you.<br
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style="font-weight: bold;">Caleb Hines</span>: You're possibly the most creative musician and songwriter I've ever become acquainted with.  You possess an unparalleled dynamic range in your songwriting, and can deftly weave incompatible influences into a coherent and above all, enjoyable art form.  I sincerely believe that I'm addressing a pioneer in the next generation of the Jonathan Coultons and They Might Be Giantses of geek music stardom.<br
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style="font-weight: bold;">Jon Eric</span>: Yet again, I'm saddened that we didn't hear back from you after round 1; "Superman Sneezed" earned my vote because amongst  all the other competition, yours had a surprising emotional impact.  Your chorus was deceptive in its simplicity, and it hit me hard.  I think you'd have done something really noteworthy in round #3, and I'd love to convince you to give it a shot.<br
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style="font-weight: bold;">Danny Blackwell and Brian Gray</span>: Sorry for lumping two together here, but I have the exact same thing to say to you both: you guys wrote from a pathologically twisted state of mind in your respective songs, and they were both guilty pleasures because of it!  I'd really like to see you join the competition next time around - I think contests like this could benefit from your flavors of off-kilter creativity.<br
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style="font-weight: bold;">Dr. Lindyke</span>: Dave (and William, who I secretly suspect is a repressed alternate personality trapped in Dave's mind... why else do you hide him from us?), my gratitude goes to you twofold.  Not only were you more dedicated to this contest than anyone as far as I can tell despite not being officially entered into the competition, you were also a significant motivating influence to me.  You kicked me in the pants when I was hemming and hawwing about joinging Song Fu 7 before it met its demise, and that momentum stayed with me as Spintunes came about.  You have always 'gotten' me as a songwriter, and your consistently kind words were more supportive than you know.  You and Denise both convinced me to write my own way, as opposed to falling into the trap of aiming for what I think others want.  Your prolific songwriting is an inspiration.  You write so often and so consistently well... I harbor an affectionate jealousy for the works you produce.  Thanks again.<br
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style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">To Travis and the judges:</span><span
style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><span
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/>We wouldn't have Spintunes without your commitment and passion toward music.  I'm sure I'm speaking for everybody when I say, thanks for giving us a place to push ourselves.<br
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style="font-weight: bold;">Travis Langworthy</span>: You're the big boss.  The man with the plan.  Thanks for standing up and building something for TMA out of the rubble of Song Fu.  You took on a task that was going to demand a lot of your energy and patience, and you did it remarkably well.</span></span><span
style="font-style: italic;"><span
style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span> I owe you for presenting me with such an invigorating and infuriating way to occupy all my personal time these past two months.<br
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style="font-weight: bold;">Heather Zink</span>: You made a great scapegoat :-p  Your reviews best tapped into the perspective of the listening public - the people who come to enjoy what we're putting out there.  Thanks for getting me in touch with that.<br
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style="font-weight: bold;">Julia Sherred</span>: Jules, your reviews and rankings came as the product of so much consideration - you managed to nail the logistics of impartial review and you provided more constructive information than I could ever ask for.  Thanks also for your making the listening parties something to look forward to!<br
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style="font-weight: bold;">Joe "Covenant" Lamb</span>:  You're the senior songwriter of this community (not an age joke, I swear), and your talent and experience brought a great value to the contest.  I have to thank you especially for representing a viewpoint of songs as <span
style="font-style: italic;">sound</span> and <span
style="font-style: italic;">feeling</span>, not just poetry and theory.<br
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style="font-weight: bold;">Sammy KABLAM!</span>: If there's one thing everybody loves about you, it's that you shoot from the hip and rarely miss the mark.  Your input always went straight to the issue, and you were never afraid to tell us where we needed to expend a little effort.  I can personally attest to this improving my songs as the rounds progressed.<br
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style="font-weight: bold;">Niveous</span>: You were, and still are, a bit of a mystery to me, but your Nur Ein pedigree was evident in your judging.  You had an acute sense of what worked and what didn't in everyone's entries to the extent that I cannot disagree with anything you had to say, positive or negative, in any of your reviews of anyone's songs.  You have a keen ear; thanks for letting us borrow it.<br
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style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">In Conclusion:</span><br
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/>That was a whole lot of words.  But I felt that I owe those and more to you all, so I'll beg your pardon and get this thing over with.<br
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/>I know this contest isn't "big" in comparison to what else is out there, but it means more to me than I know how to convey.  I have never had a better education in songwriting than what I received from running this gauntlet.  You guys have all helped me reach the next level in my music, and for that, I'm indebted to you all.  I'll be riding this high for a long time.</good><div
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isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[I know, I know, I'm supposed to be writing a grand epilogue to my SpinTunes #1 experience.  It's coming, but I wanted to get this out beforehand, since it's a time-sensitive issue.I want to speak out in favor of fresh-start scoring for each round of th...]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[I know, I know, I'm supposed to be writing a grand epilogue to my SpinTunes #1 experience.  It's coming, but I wanted to get this out beforehand, since it's a time-sensitive issue.<br
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/>I want to speak out in favor of fresh-start scoring for each round of the contest.  Given the other aspects of the contest that are likely staying the same, this makes sense and bears further presentation.<br
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/>(Copied from comments over at the <a
href="http://spintunes.blogspot.com/2010/08/spintunes-2-planning-discussion.html">planning post at the SpinTunes blog</a>)<br
/><br
/><blockquote>Since the votes are going up for the SpinTunes #2 format in the newer post, I'll make another argument in support of my preference to keep the "start fresh" method for each round.<br
/><br
/>Edric already made a compelling case against cumulative scoring, considering that competitors can be logically eliminated from the finals an entire round early. <br
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/>I just wanted to go further into depth on this for those who may have missed it the first time around.  I think this contest has a superior format by not relying on a popular vote... I don't want to see the judges' panel get compromised.  And it's precisely *because* we don't have a popular vote that Edric's argument holds water.<br
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/>There is a fixed number of points available to be distributed amongst the competitors.  Furthermore, those points are earned under different circumstances each round because the challenge is different every time.  Cumulative scoring under a contest like this is effectively double-counting points earned elsewhere under circumstances that no longer apply to the challenge at hand.<br
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/><br
/>I think people are trying to get a handle on the scoring system by comparing it to other contests/activities, but some of the other things it's being compared to aren't quite accurate.  Remember, Travis is a sports guy.<br
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/>Let's imagine a football game between the Bills and the Patriots.  The Bills kick the Pats' asses, winning by 28 points.  Meanwhile, the Dolphins play the Cowboys and win by 7 points.<br
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/>Next week, the Bills play the Dolphins.  Should the game start Bills 21, Dolphins 0?  Of course not.  It's a new game.  You can't reward the Bills points for being better than the Patriots when they're competing against the Dolphins.<br
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/>The analogy isn't exactly perfect, but it illustrates why it doesn't make sense to keep counting the points earned in previous rounds of the contest.  The challenge is new every time, so the score needs to reset every time.<br
/><br
/></blockquote>Since there's as much weight as there is being placed on the diversity of the tasks to be completed in each round, then a competitor's talent at one particular challenge should only help or hinder them within the scope of that challenge.  Especially since it's possible that a challenge can favor one competitor's style.  We shouldn't compound that across multiple rounds.<div
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isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Well this is it, kids.I've made it all the way to the finals of SpinTunes #1.  I'm not gonna lie, Marge: I feel like this is my weakest submission thus far.  I don't think it's a bad song, but I feel like I owe the contest better than what I ended up w...]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[Well this is it, kids.<br
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/>I've made it all the way to the finals of SpinTunes #1.  I'm not gonna lie, Marge: I feel like this is my weakest submission thus far.  I don't think it's a <span
style="font-style: italic;">bad </span>song, but I feel like I owe the contest better than what I ended up with.  Then again, according to what I hear from the others who decided to tackle the round #4 challenge, this task beat up on the lot of us.<br
/><br
/>I spent the vast majority of the songwriting period dwelling on how demanding and obtuse the "three distinct ethnic styles" challenge was.  Don't get me wrong; I think the judges came up with a fantastic challenge - if this were the final boss of your typical videogame, it'd be a giant radioactive grizzly bear who shoots tornadoes out his nostrils and can only take damage under his left foot - but, there's seemingly no way to write a song that jumps genres while maintaining internal coherency, that would also stand alone as a decent song outside the scope of this challenge.  I suspect nobody in their right mind would write a song like this without being told to.<br
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/>But anyway, I came up with a solution, and I went back to my old habits from rounds #1 and #2 - I did something risky.  Instead of trying to sing three verses in completely different potentially incompatible styles, I decided to treat each ethnic segment as a vignette featuring a spoken narrative.  I spend most of this song <span
style="font-style: italic;">not </span>singing.  On one hand, I'm worried people will consider this a cop-out, but on the other hand, I think I solved the problem of "why the hell would someone repeatedly change the song type so drastically?"<br
/><br
/>This is a song written entirely in my American acoustic pop music style, but it's a song about flipping through a photo album and looking at old pictures of my parents and grandparents.  I take the time to tell a brief story about each of them, and in the background the proper style of music swells in to harken back to their lineages.  After I finish telling my little anecdotes, I resume in my style to conclude the story.  In effect, I've done everything I could to buy pardon for the fact that the song is so disjointed, and I think my particular solution did so in the least distracting way possible.<br
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/>The only thing left to worry about is, after it's all said and done, is it still enjoyable and listenable?  I think it is.  It wouldn't get heavy play in my ipod, but I wouldn't skip past it either.<br
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/>All that's left now is the excitement to hear how the other contenders attacked this same problem.  While I'm sure I exhausted every potential idea and proceeded with the best one I could think of, I expect that the other entrants will have come up against these roadblocks differently, or may have come up against different roadblocks altogether.  What may have been my biggest challenge may have been the easiest thing for Caleb or Dave to address, and vice versa.  So, I'm eagerly awaiting tomorrow's listening party.<br
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/>I find myself compelled to write something as a bit of an epilogue to my entire time in this contest, but it probably deserves its own post.  I'm excited to say that I'm proud of myself for meeting each challenge with versatility; I had a personal goal that each of my submissions would sound distinct from one another, and I ended up exceeding my own expectations of my ability to do so.  I surprised myself a handful of times, and it makes me curious to see what I do next with songwriting, because I honestly can't guess what'll happen.  Being in this challenge has made me much better at what I do. <br
/><br
/>If you were on the fence about signing up this time, do not hesitate to sign up for the next one.  It's one of those rare things in the world that is fun <span
style="font-style: italic;">and </span>good for you.<div
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isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Alright, here's my take on the topics at hand:Possible Major Changes:- Popular Vote:  I agree with Travis that popular vote is a tricky thing, and needs to be weighed as a minority judge at best (note: each judge in SpinTunes #1 was a minority judge, a...]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<strong><span
style="font-weight: normal;">Alright, here's my take on the topics at hand:</span><br
/><br
/><br
/><br
/>Possible Major Changes:</strong><br
/><span
style="font-style: italic;"><br
/>- Popular Vote: </span>I agree with Travis that popular vote is a tricky thing, and needs to be weighed as a minority judge at best (note: each judge in SpinTunes #1 was a minority judge, as no individual had enough sway to affect an outcome against the collective will of the other judges).  Something that just occurred to me, though, is that the vote activity in SpinTunes is about an order of magnitude smaller than that of Song Fu; basically, everyone in the contest voted, and maybe a couple friends of people in the contest... but all in all there was a negligible amount of outside voting.  What if the 7th judge were a "competitors' vote"?  Each competitor gets their same three votes, and let's assume everyone votes for themselves... leaving two additional votes from which a crowd favorite can emerge.  Then again, I think it's a special thing to have the competitors' vote come in for the final round.  I don't have strong feelings one way or another here...<br
/><br
/><span
style="font-style: italic;">- Scoring: </span>I was a little uncomfortable with the idea of resetting scoring, as it can lead to outcomes that some could argue are unfair.  For example, I think everyone here would agree that Edric performed consistently better than I did across the span of the contest.  He came in 1st place twice; I came in 1st place once... but by a stroke of luck, the challenge I won was the round that led to the finals.  If the contest and submissions remained identical, except that the round #3 challenge happened first, and the 1st round challenge happened in round #3, then Edric would be in the finals, not me.<br
/><br
/>On the other hand, Edric made a compelling argument for resetting the scoring; it's the better option just for the fact that nobody is discouraged from continuing as soon as it's mathematically impossible for them to win (this wasn't a problem in Song Fu when there was not a fixed "point pool"; someone could always scare up 400 popular votes and make up a big deficit). <br
/><br
/>So then, in my mind the way to reconcile my doubts about the fairness of resetting scoring is this: the challenges themselves have to occur in order of increasing difficulty.  I don't think it was ever stated explicitly, but I believe that each challenge thus far has been more difficult than the previous one.  Since this is the case, I can begrudgingly accept the idea that my winning in round #3 carries more weight than the scores of people who placed higher than me in both previous rounds.<br
/><br
/><span
style="font-style: italic;">- TRAVIS HAS THE POWER:</span> Challenges are one of the few things that *are* better when designed by committee.  I like it the way it is.<br
/><br
/><strong>Possible Minor Changes:</strong><br
/><br
/><span
style="font-style: italic;">-  Molly Lewis Rule: </span> I feel like a little bit of a moron, but I don't know what this is.  Did Molly win uncontested?  I thought she beat Paul &amp; Storm?  Whatever the Molly Lewis Rule is, I can't comment on it until I have enough info to form an opinion.<br
/><br
/><span
style="font-style: italic;">-  Judges Term Length: </span>I have no preference one way or another.  If a judge likes being a judge, I don't see the value of ousting them, other than to keep the competitors on their toes.  None of us knew what the respective judges' biases and preferences would be until after the first challenge was done.  That one little bit of uncertainty for the next round of competitors seems to be the only reason to swap judges out every time.  Is that little difference worth the trouble?  I can't say it is...<br
/><br
/><span
style="font-style: italic;">-  Schedule:</span> A lot of you out there couldn't believe that people were still having trouble getting their entries in on time despite having upwards of two weeks to complete a task.  I suspect that those of you who said so are retired, are students, are homemakers, or are otherwise not busy during the week.  I work full time Monday to Friday; I have a second part time job, and a weekly gig and band practices that fill my weeknights.  Whether I had 9 days or twelve days to think about these challenges, in actuality I've had <span
style="font-style: italic;">two </span>days to complete them: Saturday and Sunday.  I think on the round 2 challenge I had a leading weekend... so you could argue that one time I had four days at a maximum to work on a song.  My point is, for me to be able to do these in the future, the 'working period' HAS to be over a weekend, preferably in the latter half of said period.  In fact, you could shorten the allotted time to three days, as long as the last two days were on a weekend, but to be fair to everyone who may not have the same kind of regular schedule that I have, the only fair option is for the working window to be at least 8 days, thereby guaranteeing at least two 'weekend' days (whatever days upon which they happen to fall) for those of us who work full time.<br
/><br
/><span
style="font-style: italic;">-  E-Mail Reminders:</span> No need for this, really.  It would be cool to have received an email from you that we could just reply to with our submissions (since your email address was a pain in the butt typing it in the first time), but once we've added you to our contact lists, that point becomes... pointless.<br
/><br
/><span
style="font-style: italic;">- Widget: </span>Lose it.  Maybe replace it with a more prominent link to the bandcamp page.<br
/><br
/>- Shadow CD: Just call shadows shadows.  Since you're not guaranteed to receive an album's worth of them, keeping them with the regular submissions makes more sense.<br
/><br
/><span
style="font-style: italic;">-  Judging Guidelines: </span>Maybe.  Or maybe a statement just needs to be published for the competitors' benefit.  Mark from Offhand Band made a high priority of stating that he wanted his songs to be judged on his writing only; Joe Covenant made a high priority of judging entries based upon how they sounded to him.  Clearly there was a disconnect between what each of them thought a "Songwriter's Competition" was.  In my mind, one of them viewed this as a Composition contest, and the other viewed it like a Battle of the Bands.  In my mind, a Songwriter's Competition requires both of these to be complementary sides of the same coin.  It's not just poetry.  It's not just music.  Both need to add measurable value to the submission, and therefore both need to be judgable criteria. <br
/><br
/>The only restriction to this is the one that was already in place; production value shouldn't work against a competitor in any but the most extreme scenarios.  I'd like to think that if my songs were delivered lo-fi, I'd still have scored similarly.  Thing is, if I recorded lo-fi, the judges might likely have missed some of what I put into the song.<br
/><br
/>Call this unfair if you want, but I have to add this little bit of food for thought: I have no problem with good production <span
style="font-style: italic;">helping </span>a competitor.  I spend as much time, if not more time, working on mixing and EQ and other postproduction than I do on recording the tracks themselves.  I'm still learning how to do it well, but the point is, the sounds that go into my computer are not the same as the sounds that come out.  To that end, I consider my mixing and mastering to be just one more instrument I play... one more layer to the work I'm putting into a song.  If I can extract value out of it, I believe it's earned value.  Keep in mind also, the production quality exemption is there to keep people from playing on an uneven financial field.  If I always sound better than someone else because I have a $5,000 recording setup (not actually the case, by the way) that no one else can afford, I shouldn't get more points.  But if I spend ten more hours tweaking a song to get it to sound better... ten hours another competitor could've spent, but didn't, then I have no problem earning a few more points for that.<br
/><br
/><span
style="font-style: italic;">- SUGGESTIONS: </span> Maybe change the way peoples' entries are displayed on their profile pages... it's just a formatting suggestion.  People are listed as voted out, but their subsequent entries are not consistently listed as shadows.  There's a way to make it more clear how far people made it into the competition, and how much they continued to do after being eliminated.  Other than that, I can't think of anything better than all the topics presented above.  Cheers!<div
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isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Okay.  If you're here you most likely  know me, and at least have some vague idea, thanks to a relentless  barrage of twitter and facebook messages, that: 1. I'm in a songwriting contest, and 2. I use twitter and facebook messages way too much for your...]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<span
style="font-style: italic;">Okay.  If you're here you most likely  know me, and at least have some vague idea, thanks to a relentless  barrage of twitter and facebook messages, that: </span><span
style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">1.</span><span
style="font-style: italic;"> I'm in a songwriting contest, and </span><span
style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">2.</span><span
style="font-style: italic;"> I use twitter and facebook messages way too much for your taste.</span><br
/><br
/><br
/>Oh, holy poop.  This one was a doozie.  Another round of SpinTunes is behind me, so it's time for another song bio.  The song, if you haven't heard it, is available for listening here: <a
href="http://spintown.bandcamp.com/track/my-daughter">http://spintown.bandcamp.com/track/my-daughter</a><br
/><br
/>Also, people should go to <a
href="http://spintunes.blogspot.com">http://spintunes.blogspot.com</a> and vote for their three favorite songs.  The votes are incredibly important this round; only 2 people are left competing as this round closes, but alternates may need to be chosen for the final battle, and who is selected depends on popular vote.<br
/><br
/><span
style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">The Round #3 Challenge</span><br
/><br
/>"Happy to Sad in 4 Seconds".  They fucking meant it.  We were to write a song about birth, normally a joyous occasion... but we were to make it a real tear-jerker.  Now, I'm a generally positive guy.  I'm pretty damn upbeat.  I don't write sad songs.  When I <span
style="font-style: italic;">try</span> to write sad songs, they end up being paradoxically happy-sounding.  But... once I got over the initial "Hrrg.  How am I gonna write a <span
style="font-style: italic;">sad </span>sad song?"...I realized my incredible good fortune and got right to work.<br
/><br
/>First off, I loved the specificity of this topic; the fastest route to writer's block is a wide-open road.  Being tightly focused meant I could design the song from the get-go and not waste any time thinking about what the hell I was gonna write.  In fact, quite the opposite to the last song, my hook and melody were in my head as I was driving home from the wine bar, again,* and music would be applied later.  The song was formed and the story laid out and I rested easy for the week.<br
/><br
/>Second, I mentioned incredible good fortune earlier.  Lemme e'splain...<br
/><br
/>...no, will take too long; lemme sum up**:<br
/><br
/>A lot of you involved in the contest are hearing my music for the first time, and so far, you've only been exposed to schizophrenic prog-rock.  This is a style of music that only started coming out of me recently.  I have a much longer history with other <span
style="font-style: italic;">very different </span>styles.  I used to play in a bar band.  We used to play in an Irish Pub, owned by real actual Irish people.  I'm a good part Irish.  Irish folk music is in my blood, man.  Some of my favorite music to play.  I've secretly wanted to do an Irish folk song since the beginning of SpinTunes, but the challenges as I envisioned them just didn't lend themselves to the genre.<br
/><br
/>BUT.<br
/><br
/>Whose music is incredibly well suited to long-form storytelling?  Whose music has the capacity for soul-rending heartache? Whose music is <span
style="font-weight: bold;">not </span>laced with twang and pickup trucks***?<br
/><br
/><span
style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0); font-weight: bold;">The fucking Irish, that's who.</span><br
/><br
/>Round 3 was a gift.  I finally got to change gears, and you'll notice I did *everything* differently this time.<br
/><br
/><br
/><span
style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">The Song Bio<br
/><br
/></span>In Rounds #1 and #2, I took chances topically and musically in an effort to be seen as a creative, out-of-the-box thinker.  I thought that would give me a leg up against so many competitors that were more experienced than me.  It seemed to work on half the judges, and work poorly on the other half, thereby leaving me comfortably, but not impressively, in the middle of the pack.  So I knew that if I wanted a chance to get anywhere near the upper half, I would have to hit this topic head-on; besides, if you're going for full-frontal saddity, you don't want to distract from the sadness with cleverness.  it would... you know, distract from the sadness...<br
/><br
/>One thing that adds to sadness, I've learned, is doubt.  Negatives have an ironic tendency to feed back positively upon each other, so I knew this song would need a good bit of ambiguity in its lyrics.  Since my hook gave away the fact that the daughter was indeed born, I needed to introduce doubt as to whether the sadness was going to come from a tragic loss of another, or from his own failure to be a father or to want to assume the task of fatherhood at all.<br
/><br
/>The lines <span
style="font-style: italic;">she was far more ready than I</span> and <span
style="font-style: italic;">would she read blame in my eye</span> were there to force the listener to be a little unsure of who he really cared about.  I think he wanted his wife that he already knew and loved, just a little more than he wanted to have a child.  Especially regarding the 'blame' lyric.<br
/><br
/>I struggled with this in particular, because I knew it needed to be included, but I didn't want to detach the listener from the father.  This song thrives on empathy, and any concept that breaks your feelings for the character would take you right out of it.  But in itself, the idea of blame is a very strong one.  We know it's possible that the daughter could apply blame to herself once she understands the circumstances of her birth.  So with a positive spin, that lyric about her reading blame in her father's eye could be seen as him worrying that she'll read <span
style="font-style: italic;">too much </span>into his eyes, and he can't bear to think of the pain it would cause her to blame herself for her mother's death.<br
/><br
/>The negative spin, of course, is that human minds are nasty things, and I promise that everyone who goes through something like this will be shocked and disgusted to have at least one thought that they would hate themselves for having.  A brain cannot simply shut down its recognition engines when approaching a sensitive subject, and therefore it's inevitable that at some point, a father in the circumstances of the song will recognize that his child's birth was responsible for the loss of his wife.  As distasteful as it is to say, and I think this adds to the sadness of the situation, is that the father can obviously love his daughter with all his heart, but on some level recognize that a small part of him does blame her for his loss.  He hopes he will be able to hide it, so she doesn't read it in his eyes when the talk finally happens.<br
/><br
/>My closing lines were included out of necessity in my mind; in the song, I made a choice that some people might find odd: I skipped over the actual death of the mother.  You'd think this would be the best place to draw out the tears, and I had indeed written lyrics that covered this part of the story... but my song was already approaching seven minutes in length and I knew I couldn't cut any other parts without seriously reducing the integrity and coherency of the song.  So I included the last part as a little epilogue, to allow the listener to go back and fill-in the details: the mother survived the birth itself, and got to meet her daughter before the complications took her life.  They had, for a heart-breakingly temporary moment, been a family.<br
/><br
/>Way to twist the fucking knife, Kev.<br
/><br
/><br
/><span
style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">The Music</span><br
/><br
/>There's not nearly as much to say in this section, as the song is very uncomplicated.  I love  layering sounds and I love harmonies, but none of that seemed appropriate for a song that's designed to convey the loneliness of loss, so I made an early decision not to harmonize at all, and use a bare minimum of instruments.  I actually had a cheap bodhran in my bedroom, a leftover from the bar band days; the skin was coming loose from one side and it was a little floppy, but it was close enough to functional to do the job I needed.  But, despite being a far simpler song than my previous efforts, this was the first one that required me to place a call for outside help.  There was one instrument I really needed to seal the deal.<br
/><br
/>Sidney Robert Brown is one of my best friends****, and is a former bandmate from the bar band days I spoke of above.  He played darts at the bar when I was just playing music there with a couple friends, but our band started expanding as we focused our intentions a little more.  He was introduced to me just as 'Rob'.  It came up that he was a bit of a fiddle player.  With that, we incorporated him into the band.<br
/><br
/>Before we all really got to know him personally, we always just referred to him as "fiddlin' Rob", and... true story - To this day, even though we've been great pals for years and his name is Sid Brown, he's still listed in my phone as "Rob Fidlin".<br
/><br
/>Anyway, as soon as I got the challenge I called Sid up and told him I was going to use him in my song.  He was excited, I was excited, and we banged out the entire thing on the Saturday before the deadline.  It was really fun to collaborate on a project, and that was the one thing that kept me going through the process, because, if I didn't mention it before... this song really fucked me up.  It was hard to write, it was hard to record... not logistically, but emotionally.  I cursed myself for coming up with distasteful ideas.  I cried thinking about what I was writing.  I still cry when I hear the song.  But working with Sid was fun and immensely enjoyable.  It allowed me to finish.<br
/><br
/>If I manage to make the cut and get into the finals here, I owe a lot to Sid.  Thanks, buddy.  May the Force be with you.*****<br
/><br
/><span
style="font-size:85%;"><span
style="font-style: italic;">* - Just because I'm at the wine bar EVERY TIME a challenge is revealed does not mean I'm a lush.<br
/>** - HALLO!!! (yadda yadda yadda) Prepare to die.<br
/>*** - Damn, Country... you were thiiiiiiis close...<br
/>**** - and in another recent matter of convergence, he's also a co-founder of www.starwarsvsstartrek.com<br
/>***** - see previous footnote.<br
/></span></span><div
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isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Okay.  If you're here you most likely know me, and at least have some vague idea, thanks to a relentless barrage of twitter and facebook messages, that: 1. I'm in a songwriting contest, and 2. I use twitter and facebook messages way too much for your t...]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<span
style="font-style: italic;">Okay.  If you're here you most likely know me, and at least have some vague idea, thanks to a relentless barrage of twitter and facebook messages, that: </span><span
style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">1.</span><span
style="font-style: italic;"> I'm in a songwriting contest, and </span><span
style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">2.</span><span
style="font-style: italic;"> I use twitter and facebook messages way too much for your taste.</span><br
/><br
/>That aside, the <a
href="http://spintunes.blogspot.com/">SpinTunes</a> #1 Round #2 listening party took place last night, which means it's time for a little blurb on my song.  But before I get into my own song's nuts and bolts, I have to tell a short story, not of what my song is about, but <span
style="font-style: italic;">why </span>it exists in the first place and for whom it's written.  To skip to the bio, look for the red text below that says something to the effect of, "This is the bio".<br
/><br
/><span
style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">The Back Story</span><br
/><br
/>The Round #2 challenge was titled, "John Hancock Time", which is a delightfully punny way of telling us that we'd be playing with time signatures.  As soon as I heard this I knew I was going to write my overdue gratitude / tribute song to Katy Perry.<br
/><br
/>Let me repeat that, because it's not what you were expecting and you might've missed it.<br
/><br
/>Disregarding lyrical content for the moment, my song is one big 'thank you' hug to the oft-maligned pop oddity of 'I Kissed a Girl' fame.  Without her, and without that song in particular, <a
href="http://www.lightbulbmouth.com/">The Lightbulb Mouth Radio Hour</a> would not have a house band, or at least, the Write Bloody House Party 2 Band would not exist in any form.  In the spirit of the Superhero-themed SpinTunes challenge not far behind us, I give you our origin story:<br
/><br
/>In November 2009, the Write Bloody House Party 2 Band began like all great bands do: out of a lie told to a hot chick at a party.  My friend Alex met a gorgeous woman who told him her own fascinating story about how her kids and all her friends' kids formed bands recently; she and those intrepid friends of hers saw how much fun their children were having and decided to form their own 'mom band'.  They all chose instruments, learned to play them together, and now gig regularly in the OC.  This is what the <span
style="font-style: italic;">real </span>real housewives of Orange County do.<br
/><br
/>So naturally, Alex, wanting to keep the conversation going, told her, "Oh, yeah?  That's awesome," and then the bastard looked at me with eyes pleading for a Hail Mary wingman pass and continued, "...we're in a band too!"  Obliging my friend's innocent ploy I gave a rather unconfident, "...why... YES. Yes we are! In... a band... yeah. We are that."<br
/><br
/>Best mistake of my life.<br
/><br
/>Raundi, that darling little OC housewife minx I described above, immediately said, "Oh really?  We have a big show coming up in January.  You guys are gonna open up for us!".  By this point I was getting quite accustomed to the taste of 'foot', so before Alex and I really had a chance to think about what we were doing, we said, "Absolutely."<br
/><br
/>Second best mistake of my life.<br
/><br
/>We excused ourselves and found Shelby to discuss what just happened.  We weren't a band, but we were all musicians.  No reason not to make good on the promise, after all.  Shelby loved the sheer ridiculousness of having a gig booked before the three of us ever sat in a room to play together, and was happy to round out the power trio.  We exchanged contact info with Raundi, told her that we were a relatively new band, and offered in lieu of an entire opening set to instead play one song as a 'special guest band'.  She accepted and we went to work.<br
/><br
/>We decided immediately that we'd what talent and coherency we lacked we'd make up for in humor, so the idea sprung almost out of itself that we'd play one cover song, preferably as ironic a choice as possible, and beat the life out of the damn thing.  Having a 20-something dude singing 'I Kissed a Girl' to a bar full of homemakers and preteens seemed an obvious choice. <br
/><br
/>We wanted to give it our own special touch, of course... change the style up completely, and groove on it in a way that came more naturally to us.  We were shocked to discover that Katy had beaten us to that particular punch:<br
/><br
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/>We loved this version of the song, and decided we'd perform this cover exactly as she did in Unplugged.  This song starts with a delicious jazzy 5/8 intro, then transitions into a sultry 6/8 for the first verse and chorus, then snaps out to 4/4 for a rockin' finish.<br
/><br
/>The day came that we showed up to the gig, walked onstage, and blew the damn roof off the place.  Everyone fell in love with the song; they laughed, they sang along with us... we all reveled in every minute of it.  The jam morphed into a rock epic; I popped off the ragingest guitar solo of my career, and the universe smiled on us.<br
/><br
/>From that point forward, our band snowballed through one accidental good fortune to another until we got hooked up with the people behind Lightbulb Mouth.  Katy Perry, in the time since, has grown from original inspiration to a veritable component of our band's identity.  She became a verb at rehersal: "Ooh, we need to come up with a new piece for the 'Radio commercial 2' skit; let's take this riff and Katy Perry it."  She will always be synonymous in my mind with "taking something and making it dirty-sexy and reeking of awesomeness."  Thanks, Katy.  This one's for you.<br
/><br
/><span
style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">This is the bio</span><br
/><br
/><span
style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Instruments</span><br
/>'Here At The Door' began with its time signatures.  Thanks to 'I Kissed a Girl', I love the way 5/8 and 6/8 interact with each other.  4/4 is rock n' roll bread and butter; 'nuff said.  I follow an un-rule from Tool's playbook, which basically states, "There is no goddamn reason why a song has to sound at the end like it did at the beginning".<br
/><br
/>I really like composing songs in movements, where there's a tone set in the beginning that gets dashed against the rocks by the ending.  I like them to feel like a progression from one place to another, rather than a closed loop that finishes right back where it started.  That's not to say that songs that end that way are at all inferior; it's just one stylistic trait versus another; I write plenty of songs that go both ways.  So, following my Katy Perry roadmap, part 1 was going to alternate between 5/8 and 6/8, and I'd bring it all home with some 4/4 in part 2.<br
/><br
/>The guitar came next.  Much like comic artists (or anyone who produces serialized content, really) who build a 'buffer' of advance material, I keep a collection of 'prototype' riffs in a dusty corner of my mind.  With the exception of the chorus (which contains a pretty direct homage / ripoff of the tasty 'I Kissed a Girl'  "ba-dum-DUM--dum, bada-dum-DUM--dum" bass intro), the entire song was fleshed out from little guitar riffs I've come up with over the years that I never managed to make complete songs out of.  And, as often happens, I find that two bits of song that I've written years apart from each other, with no intentional association, fit quite nicely.<br
/><br
/>I decided not to record this song with a click-track.  By which, I mean "I'm not a good enough timekeeper with any instrument to be able to manage this many changes without a little trouble."  A song as convoluted as I decided this one was gonna be, I was fine with it breathing a little.  I set the pace and length of the song by recording guitar first.  A few fingering mistakes into it, I accidentally wrote a nice bridge.  This happens to me all the time and I am grateful for my luck.  The clean electric guitar was recorded on one track, and the distorted electric on another; I wanted a slight overlap between the two as part of my part 1/ part 2 transition.<br
/><br
/>A note on the part 2 guitar:  I wanted to play a little trick here.  The guitar riff consists of five 16th note triplets, but with one leading 16th note in order to fill out the measure.  So, it's a 4/4 riff, but it 's disguised as a fast 3/4 and really sounds like one if you're not counting notes.<br
/><br
/>Drums were up next, and were an absolute pain to record, not because of the time changes, but because of the sound of them.  I have to record the entire kit with a single mic, and I couldn't manage to get them reproduced in a way that didn't clash terribly when played back.  Eventually I settled on disengaging my snare drum and playing it like as a tom tom.  This really warmed up the tone and salvaged what felt like a complete disaster up to that point.  The polyrhythms that show up in the song are all played on the crown of my favorite ride cymbal, and I have to admit - I cheated here.  I <span
style="font-style: italic;">can </span>play polyrhythms, but to do so I need to write them down and practice them over and over before they're ready to record.  I saved a lot of time by recording the ride on a second track; this also allowed me to fade it out independently from the rest of the drums at the close of the song.<br
/><br
/>Bass guitar parts tend to write themselves for me.  I like intervals to exist as often as possible between guitar and bass, as this fills the sound out quite a lot.  In fact, with the exception of the ride cymbal polyrhythm I mentioned above, the entire instrumental component of this song consists of one guitar, one bass, and one drum track; no overdubs anywhere.  So, the bass kinda walks around the same notes the guitar is playing, but rarely at the same time the guitar is at that note.  It ends up making a nice meandering "wave-interference" kind of sound, except during part 2 where I have guitar and bass playing largely in unison to really drive the ending home.<br
/><br
/><span
style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Vocals</span><br
/>I love to harmonize.  But there's nothing I can say about how I do it; I'm kind of an idiot-savant when it comes to singing them.  As long as I know the melody, I just sing something over it and the notes that come out, fit.  I don't know what they're gonna be 'til they come out.  This song features a few 3-part harmonies, though there's one section that has four vocal tracks, with a low octave mirroring the high harmony.<br
/><br
/><span
style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Lyrics</span><br
/>As I was approaching the weekend I was devoting to this project, I knew that the ideas I had planned were going to make for a song that shifted gears <span
style="font-style: italic;">a lot</span>.  It was going to be hopeless trying to write lyrics to something that I didn't know exactly how it was going to sound, so I had to wait until the music was fully in place before I could even think about words or a melody.  I had a couple phrases in my head (the 'please please please' that shows up in parts 1 and 2, for example), but no topic, no story, nothing.<br
/><br
/>Saturday was for writing and recording the song's tracks, and Sunday was for writing the vocals and melody, and adding them to the song.  I panicked a bit at around 2pm and started visiting random wikipedia pages, in hope that an article would pop up that I knew something about or was interested enough in to write about... but that yielded poor results.  Later, my friend Caitlin, who had offered up her apartment as a quiet place to get to work, had mentioned an incident while driving back from her errands for the day, about a person a large SUV who was encroaching on her lane.  For whatever reason, that idea stuck with me and I got right to work.<br
/><br
/>As Dave Leigh pointed out in his flattering review over at <a
href="http://music.cratchit.org">Dr. Lindyke's music blog</a>, the lyrics I wrote were ambiguous, and that was by design.  Cait's story just got me thinking about things I've gone through in life, and stories I've heard about enthusiastic and interested people that were members of a disregarded minority, but desperately wanted to join whatever public discourse was relevant to their interests.<br
/><br
/>I wrote a single metaphor of someone wanting to come inside and sit at the grown-ups' table where all the action is... because it's a template for many social scenarios.  Examples that came to mind were, "young people interested in politics", "3rd world communities trying to emerge in global commerce", "individuals overcoming racism /sexism /gender-identity prejudice", etc.  Dave's suggestion that it could be about illegal immigration never even occurred to me... but that illustrates the idea that I wrote the part to fit whatever issue the listener was aware of, even if I wasn't aware of it myself.  It's a common sentiment, even if the particulars are disparate.<br
/><br
/>In my particular case, it's more closely tied to my personal belief structure.  I'm a rational skeptic, which is a nontheistic, anti-supernatural stance by default.  In the United States today, being an atheist is largely seen as <span
style="font-style: italic;">worse </span>than being a member of the wrong religion... it's an erroneous belief, but it's widely held.  But, that's only what it means to me...<br
/><br
/>And it's really not "my" song in that regard... not at all.<br
/><br
/>...It's Katy Perry's.  Whatever she says, goes.<div
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isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[What follows is not so much a song bio, but instead something like a DVD special-features bonus material for the song; it’s a list of all the computer or comic references I included in the song’s lyrics.  There’s a clue to the presence of each of...]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[What follows is not so much a song bio, but instead something like a DVD special-features bonus material for the song; it’s a list of all the computer or comic references I included in the song’s lyrics.  There’s a clue to the presence of each of them in the official lyric sheet; any time I incorporate conspicuous mid-sentence capitalization, etc., it’s a hint that I’m trying to be clever.  Some of them are easy to notice, some are pretty hard.  Let me know if you got all of them!<br
/><br
/>For those of you who want the torturously long song bio, it appears  below the easter egg list.  I highly suggest you do not read it.<br
/><br
/><br
/>THE EASTER EGGS OF “TOUGHJOBS vs. IRONGATES”<br
/><ol><li>Not so much an easter egg, but an explanation.  The opening voiceover is from a video Steve Jobs recorded in the 80s describing a study that compared how humans fared against all other animals in terms of energy efficiency while traveling a distance of 1 kilometer.  The condor was the most efficient, while a human walking was rather unremarkable.  But, Steve explains, one of the people doing the study had the insight to recalculate the human’s performance after putting him on a bicycle.  The human was still traveling under his own power, but it accounted for our ingenuity and ability to invent tools that scale our capabilities.  Of course, the human on the bicycle calculated way off the charts, easily surpassing the condor’s score.  So, in the voiceover, we hear Steve explain how he equates computers to being ‘bicycles for our minds’.  Very cool.</li><li>Bill refers to a ‘basic passion’ in his opening stanza; BASIC was the  computer language he first learned, which inspired him to pursue  software and form Microsoft.</li><li>Bill refers to ‘opening windows’; Windows is the name of Microsoft’s  operating system.</li><li>Steve’s second stanza includes the constructed words, ‘iDo’, ‘iWant’,  and ‘iKnow’, all references to Apple’s popular product naming  convention: iMac, iPod, iPhone, etc.</li><li>Bill says “I’m trying to get our world in sync”; SYNC is the name of the  Microsoft-engineered computer interface featured in new Ford vehicles.</li><li>This one was hidden across two stanzas: Steve says “I’m trying to change  the way we all think”.  The next lyric in the song starts with  “Different means...”  When sung together, you hear, “Think Different”,  which was a marketing slogan for Apple for several years.</li><li>Steve sings about Bill’s ‘Blue Screen of Death’; this is the popular  nickname for a screen that is displayed when Windows suffers a fatal  system crash.</li><li>The first comic book reference: Bill has more money than “a dozen Bruce  Waynes”, referencing Batman.</li><li>Steve “shines a green lantern on manufacturing process”, thereby  referencing the superhero Green Lantern by name.</li><li>Bill mentions “not waiting for Superman”, <span
style="font-style: italic;">Waiting for Superman</span> was the  name of a documentary about inadequacy in childrens’ education; Bill  Gates made a prominent appearance in the film.  In real life, he runs  the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, which focuses on addressing  health and education inadequacies in the 3rd world.</li><li>Bill refers to his “Uncanny X-Box”.  This one was a dual reference to  the Microsoft gaming console, and also to the ‘Uncanny X-Men”, as the  X-Men franchise was named for several issues.</li><li>Just a neat factoid: The deep boom that comes in during the outro is actually a five-gallon  Arrowhead water cooler jug.  I always wanted to record that sound after  first hearing it; I was just expecting to use it as a low percussion  sound. but as I was recording it I delightedly discovered that the jug  resonated at a perfect D; it was a complete coincidence that it matched  the key of the song!</li></ol><br
/><br
/>THE BIOGRAPHY OF “IRONJOBS vs. TOUGHGATES”<br
/><br
/>This is going to be a bit of a schizophrenic post.  I hope to achieve two loosely-related goals in the space of one essay, and I'm going to try my best to thread them into each other.  The first major topic is a deconstruction of the most recent song I wrote, and the second is an investigation of my songwriting style and how SpinTunes has affected it.<br
/><br
/>THE INTRODUCTION<br
/><br
/>SpinTunes #1 began with 31 contestants, and the Round #1 challenge was titled, "'I'm a Marvel, and I'm a DC' - Write a song from the perspective of a superhero or supervillain."  However, this past Valentine's Day my band played a gig at a benefit show that took place in a comic book store.  Since we always like to write at least one song specifically for each gig we play, and given the event's date and location, I decided to write a 'superhero love song'.  I was quite proud of it, and so I couldn't help but feel some frustration upon receiving this first SpinTunes challenge.  I had already written a song perfectly compatible with this round, but I couldn't use it.  Furthermore, I've only read one comic in my life (Watchmen, upon which my song 'Crimefighter' was based), so I'd already felt like I'd exhausted my comic-song fodder.  Add the fact that SpinTunes required me to write another song in relatively no time at all (I developed the guitar part for 'Crimefighter' over a period of years), I was a tad bit flustered.<br
/><br
/>THE SONG IDEA<br
/><br
/>Fortunately, what I lack in geeky comic knowledge I make up for in geeky computer knowledge.  I couldn't help but notice the challenge title was an allusion to the Apple TV commercial series, "I'm a Mac, and I'm a PC".  As soon as I became aware of this intersection, I knew exactly how I was going to tackle the challenge and there was only one direction I could take it.  The entire roadmap was laid out before me; it was time to just shade in the detail.<br
/><br
/>Steve Jobs and Bill Gates (the current and former CEOs of Apple Computer and Microsoft, respectively) are both pioneers and living legends in their industry, and have actually been referred to as members of a class of 'superhero CEOs' in newspaper and magazine articles over the last few decades.  It's not so much a stretch to envision these two seeing themselves as literal superheroes.  Both of them are responsible for shaping the entire computer industry, and by extension and in more than one way, the quality of life in today's world.<br
/><br
/>So I have two main characters based on people in the real world, but exaggerated.  They are of equal stature and they both believe in bringing positive change within their respective fields of expertise.  They should be, and have been (albeit in the past and tenuously at best), partners.  But as business competitors, they're antagonists to each other... and each has been responsible for enough failures and faults to justify being vilified in the mind of the other.  The public at large is equally polarized in their opinions on the true nature of these men as well.<br
/><br
/>Bill and Steve have very defined personalities, and so do the companies they created.  Since each hero's philosophy is revealed explicitly in the song's lyrics, I decided to use the music behind each of them as 'virtual characters' to implicitly identify their respective companies... which in turn represent the heroes’ respective superpowers.<br
/><br
/>Bill and Microsoft are a classic monopoly: large, powerful, traditional, very structured, but both borne of a rebellious attitude.  This lends itself well to my typical percussive folky acoustic guitar style.  In this role, it's intricate yet predictable, a little peppy but generally pleasant to listen to, and composed entirely of major chord voicings.  The acoustic bass plays a pretty and simple melodic line underneath.  Single bass notes only.  Traditional.<br
/><br
/>Steve and Apple, on the other hand, are the insistent, arrogant young punks... despite having been around just as long.  He's a know-it-all, he’s edgy, blunt and brilliant, and his company is hip and popular yet counterculture at the same time.  They're dynamic and nimble.  Wild cards.  Steve is straight up dirty rock and roll.  I telephone Steve’s voice, pull out the stratocaster, and to give it the dirtiest sound I can... I plug it into an overdrive pedal with an almost-dead battery, and play through a bass amp.  Steve's entire accompaniment consists of a raunchy, unstructured, minor pentatonic guitar solo.  At points it even strays from those bounds, breaking scale regularly and throwing in nonsense notes and slides/bends.  The bass guitar shifts to a driving 16th-note D chord; it's a persistent rumbling noise below the guitar lead.<br
/><br
/>The song begins as a back-and-forth between Bill and Steve in the theatrical spirit of "Anything you can do, I can do better", but modernized a bit to avoid sounding too ‘Broadwayish’; there are others much better equipped to pull that sound off.<br
/><br
/>When we get to what most would probably call the 'bridge' of the song (<span
style="font-style: italic;">Side Note: I'd call it a preemptive interlude; I rarely follow the rules of 'verse-chorus-verse-chorus-bridge-chorus' song progressions very tightly.  I've written a song where each verse is identical and repeated throughout the song, while the chorus changes its lyrics each time.  At that point, are those parts actually what I'm calling them?  That's a question for a music theorist, not me</span>), however, both characters are finally singing together, and the tone of the song changes the same way the ambiance would change if you put them in a crowded room together.  Things get tense, a little dark, and almost-but-not-quite dissonant.<br
/><br
/>While everything is progressing more or less cohesively, there's no consistent interval between either vocal progression or between the guitar and bass lines.  Since the guitar and bass are playing single note progressions, complex ‘virtual chords’ emerge between bass note, guitar note, melody vocal note, and harmony vocal note.  I’d love to tell you what they are, but I have no idea.  Maybe I can get someone to transcribe them for me.<br
/><br
/>What I do know is that the entire song hangs out around the D chord; I wish I had a particular reason to explain this, but the fact is, I have practically no knowledge of music theory, and my songs will always start with an experiment on a guitar fretboard.  When I started writing the song, I just grabbed the guitar and aimed for a random fret, then searched for a second note after that.  When I heard something I didn't mind, I just rambled away at it.  It turned out to be in the key of D.<br
/><br
/>When we hit the actual chorus, I wanted to give each character’s tone equal presence, so the melody progression is major part of the time, and minor the other part.  That they both end up singing in D major and D minor together suggests that they’re more similar than they think, despite the upcoming distinctions they’re about to attempt to make in the second verse.<br
/>The first verse served as an introduction to each character; they didn’t speak to each other at all.  In the second verse, they finally address each other and get into the argument.  This verse runs longer since I needed to bring the argument in and resolve it without requiring a third verse (the song doesn’t feel long in my opinion, but it was flirting with the 5:00 mark so I figured I’d condense a little).  One more extended chorus and we arrive at the outro, which is a slight modification from the guitar progression in the chorus, tweaked to give the same tense ‘weighty’ feel of the prechorus.  The music swells behind voiceovers from Steve and Bill; they’re paying each other compliments, but the tension in the music reminds the listener that while they’re cordial, they’re not exactly comfortable pretending to get along.<br
/><br
/><br
/>THE WIND-DOWN<br
/><br
/>Because of the time constraints and near constant perspective shifting, recording this song would have been incredibly difficult for me without  changing the way I go about it.  Rather than recording each instrument’s part for the whole song, I recorded the song piece by piece arranged according to character parts.  Rather than trying to change beats over and over without screwing up, I recorded all of Bill’s drums on one track, going silent for the duration of Steve’s parts.  Then I’d go back and fill in the gaps, recording Steve’s drums on another track.  The acoustic guitar I just played as much as I could ‘till I screwed up, then stopped.  I’d set up a new track and punch in after the last fully successful measure and go again as long as I could.  The result is that the continuous acoustic guitar part is actually distributed over about six tracks in the song.  Electric guitar was done in two tracks, and the bass was done in one.  By patchworking the song together the way I did, it saved a ton of time.  If I didn’t have the deadline, I don’t think I’d choose to record this way, but it was a hell of an exercise and it’s certainly making me step up my game.  I couldn’t be happier with the way the song turned out, and I couldn’t possibly enjoy participating in the contest any more than I do.  This is magic.<div
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isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[A link to a great great article.  Written by a great great Christian.  Shocker that I'm posting this, I know:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/brian-d-mclaren/why-do-evangelicals-disli_b_517094.htmlNo original content from me right now.  I still love you a...]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[A link to a great great article.  Written by a great great Christian.  Shocker that I'm posting this, I know:<br
/><br
/>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/brian-d-mclaren/why-do-evangelicals-disli_b_517094.html<br
/><br
/><br
/><br
/>No original content from me right now.  I still love you and miss you, Prose Justice, but I have been devoting my creative efforts elsewhere and will continue to do so for awhile. Still here, still don't believe in God.<div
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isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[I hate the fact that I'm publishing so little original content lately, though I assure you I'm still generating it (mostly on post-it notes) regularly enough.  Some day, I'll kick out another SATIETY, just... not in the foreseeable future.  I worked fo...]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[I hate the fact that I'm publishing so little original content lately, though I assure you I'm still generating it (mostly on post-it notes) regularly enough.  Some day, I'll kick out another <a
href="http://drycereal.blogspot.com/2006/11/satiety.html">SATIETY</a>, just... not in the foreseeable future.  I worked for about 30 consecutive days last month, which makes a handy excuse for why I'm not blogging much.<br
/><br
/>The biggest contributor to my delinquency, however, is my recent decision to sign up for a Twitter account.<br
/><br
/>Keeping true to my past tendencies, I was plenty late to this latest incarnation of the social networking game... but once I tried it on for size, I found it to be a wonderous utility.  Much like how I praised this very blog for encouraging me to improve my own creative writing, Twitter has reinvigorated this languishing hobby of mine.  And it does so in a more accessible way.  The problem with blogging is that it requires a pretty significant chunk of my time to write up an essay or article that I'm willing to unleash upon the public.  It requires a good bit of revision and an even better bit of staring at my monitor like an idiot while I wait for yet-unspoken sentence fragments to clink into place.<br
/><br
/>Twitter, microblogging in essence,  at once minimizes this time requirement and also introduces a new challenge by imposing its 140-character limit.  It is much easier to write a 140-character tweet than a 500 word post, and yet it is much harder to get something entertaining and worth reading to fit into 140 characters than it is to barf out 500 words, hoping a few stick in the mind of the casual reader.<br
/><br
/>Twitter has made blogging fun again.  It's encouraged me to share more of the dozens of interesting and weird things I encounter every day, and coupled with the raw communicative capabilities of my new jesusPhone 3GS, it's never been easier to share those experiences with a sentence, a picture, or a sound bite.<br
/><br
/>Follow me at <a
href="http://twitter.com/RITmusic2k">@RITmusic2k</a> Wink.<br
/><br
/>To take a more blasphemous turn, I just wanted to give a shout out to the wonderful <span
style="font-style: italic;">Evolution 101</span> podcast, by Dr. Zack Moore.  Newly liberated by my jesusPhone 3GS, I've taken to listening to music and podcasts at work, and I'm making my way through the archives of Evolution 101 again; I never forgot how informative and accessible the material was, but I knew that I'd forgotten much of the material itself, so it was a good time to listen to them once more.<br
/><br
/>It's easily found on iTunes, and also has a presence on the web:<br
/><br
/><a
href="http://www.drzach.net/index.php?option=com_content&amp;view=article&amp;id=49&amp;Itemid=56">Evolution 101</a><br
/><br
/>If you want to learn more about evolution and molecular biology than you ever thought you'd enjoy learning, try Dr. Zack on for size and thank me later for the recommendation.  You'll find me over at #robotpickuplines.<div
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isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Gay civil marriages ruin the sanctity of religious marriage to the same extent that gays eating crackers ruins the sanctity of communion.  That is to say, inside the religious congregation it has no effect, and outside the religious congregation it has...]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Gay civil marriages ruin the sanctity of religious marriage to the same extent that gays eating crackers ruins the sanctity of communion.  That is to say, inside the religious congregation it has no effect, and outside the religious congregation it has <i>absolutely</i> no effect.</div><div><br
/></div><div>While California is temporarily shading its eyes from the Enlightenment that has proven no trouble for the likes of Massachusetts, Connecticut and Iowa, I believe it won't be long before the California State constitution gets reamended* and every person previously denied the privilege will be able to wed the person they love.</div><div><br
/></div><div>There is a certain tack I'd like to see the state take in doing this.  One of the biggest talking points of the Prop 8 scum** was that their churches would be obligated to recognize and marry gay couples if gay marriage were legalized.  Nevermind the fact that this isn't remotely close to the truth, let's make sure that when we finally and permanently legalize gay marriage in California, we explicitly state the difference between civil marriage and religious marriage.  Let's emphasize that churches will retain the right to refuse service to anyone not wearing a shirt, shoes, or who prefers genitalia that match their own.</div><div><br
/></div>We need to <i>encourage them</i> to disallow same-sex relationships within their congregations, and this is why:<div><br
/></div><div><b><i><span
class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#990000;">Make them wear their bigotry on their sleeves.  The more publicly their distasteful behaviors are presented, the sooner society will choke them off.</span></i></b><div><br
/></div><div>Let's hope that brave gay couples who want a religious wedding can stand up for themselves and leave congregations that won't support them, and move to more progressive and forward-thinking churches, or better yet, away from churches in general.  Politically active religious groups feed on people, and need to be starved into submission and out of relevance.</div><div><br
/></div><div><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><i>* - unamended?  remended? remedied? repealed? remodeled? role-modeled?  Something like that.</i></span></div><div><span
class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:100%;"><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><i>** - a kinder word than I really wanted to type.</i></span></span></div></div><div
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isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[This one tripped off my irony meter.Sham acupuncture works as well as real* acupuncture:http://www.usnews.com/articles/science/2009/05/12/toothpicks-match-needles-for-acupuncture.html* - as in, sham.]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[This one tripped off my irony meter.<div><br
/></div><div>Sham acupuncture works as well as real* acupuncture:</div><div><br
/></div><div><a
href="http://www.usnews.com/articles/science/2009/05/12/toothpicks-match-needles-for-acupuncture.html">http://www.usnews.com/articles/science/2009/05/12/toothpicks-match-needles-for-acupuncture.html</a></div><div><br
/></div><div><br
/></div><div><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; font-style: italic; ">* - as in, sham.</span><br
/></div><div
class="blogger-post-footer"><img
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isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[I'm making my way through another blog out there, entitled 'The Everything Else Atheist'.  I was intrigued by her series of posts about the use of placebo, and had a thing or two to say in response to a couple comments left on her thread.The original ...]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>I'm making my way through another blog out there, entitled 'The Everything Else Atheist'.  I was intrigued by her series of posts about the use of placebo, and had a thing or two to say in response to a couple comments left on her thread.</div><div><br
/></div><div>The original articles:</div><div><br
/></div><div><a
href="http://everythingelseatheism.blogspot.com/2009/01/i-believe-in-placebos-part-1.html">I Believe in Placebos, Part 1</a></div><div><a
href="http://everythingelseatheism.blogspot.com/2009/01/i-believe-in-placebos-part-2.html">I Believe in Placebos, Part 2</a></div><div><br
/></div><div>You may want to read the comments over at T.E.E.A. before proceeding.  Or, you can just take my word for it that what follows is my brilliantly-concocted and unassailable argument* against a commenter who disagrees with the use of placebo in modern medicine:</div><blockquote>I'm going to chime in as a proponent of the use of placebo here.  For one thing, treatment should not be judged or valued solely on chemical efficacy.  Determine its validity by its results, not by its ingredients...<br
/><br
/>Otherwise, what do you suggest we do about all the therapists out there alleviating peoples' emotional (and in some cases physiological) problems just by *talking to them*?  Both work by closely-related mechanisms, where the patient's own mentality is the primary vehicle behind their recovery.  In one case it's a controlled activity: developing a trusting bond based in conversation with a trained professional, whose coaxing can yield significant results.  In the other case, it's a trained professional engaging in the controlled activity of administering a physical remedy that takes advantage of the well-documented power of placebo.<br
/><br
/>I don't see a downside here, since at the absolute worst, it will provide no benefit.  And it might cost some money.  But if the idea of paying for sugar pills is what's so unappetizing, then the costs of their administration can be bundled with some form of therapeutic treatment, much in line with the author's suggestions above.  You pay for treatment and it gets you sessions with your doctor and a pill, both of which work in concert.<br
/><br
/>The way I see it, the placebo effect is one of a thousand quirky evolutionary byproducts we've gathered up over time, in rank and file right along with such hits as the female orgasm... if it's a good thing, and it's ours, why deny ourselves of it? <br
/><br
/>The refusal to wield a useful and beneficial tool over thin moralistic quibbles is just one of the reasons we all rail against organized religion, after all.  Let's not fall prey to the same tendencies.</blockquote><div><br
/></div><div><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">* - I mean, I drew a link between medicine and orgasms, for Christ's sake... how can you argue against that?</span></span></div><div
class="blogger-post-footer"><img
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isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Aaaaaaaaand another post!There's sort of a trend here... while my blog post scratch pad still exists (call it a rough idea repository, perhaps), I'm not drawing from it lately.  To do so requires a concerted effort and time commitment to Write A Blog ...]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[Aaaaaaaaand another post!<div><br
/></div><div>There's sort of a trend here... while my blog post scratch pad still exists (call it a rough idea repository, perhaps), I'm not drawing from it lately.  To do so requires a concerted effort and time commitment to Write A Blog Post.  I'm generally busier than what would allow this on a regular basis.</div><div><br
/></div><div>But, I do still take time to read other blogs on related topics, and often enough I find a post or comment that gets my gears turning, and before I realize it I've penned an elaborate response.  A few seconds after I realize I've done it again, I say to myself, "Self, this belongs on Prose Justice."</div><div><br
/></div><div>The original thread was over at <a
href="http://gaytheist.wordpress.com/2009/04/28/watchmaker-argument-repackaged-poorly/">Homosecular Gaytheist</a>.</div><div><br
/></div><div>And so it gets pasted here.  Oh well.  It's not mine from scratch, but it's CADAVER.</div><div><br
/></div><div>Here's the comment:</div><div><span
class="Apple-style-span"   style="  ;font-family:Arial;font-size:11px;"><p></p><blockquote><p>Some helpful clarification in the discussion:</p><p>1. Generally, Christians differentiate between Creator and creation. The latter would necessarily have a Creator, while the same would not be said for the former. This would explain why atheists who don’t accept this argument tend to cite the same argument ad nauseum (”Your creator must have been created too! PWN’D!) and why a lot of Christians, rather than showing a little forethought and knowledge of their argument, sit slack-jawed wondering what just happened.</p><p>The argument is not stuff comes from other stuff, until you get to the biggest stuffer ever. That is dumb. The argument is simply to highlight the distinction between creation and creator and show that creation highly implies a creator.</p><p>2. The second objection is actually one of the most honest objections that I find atheists make in various forms to religion and to God, which is just that in their eyes God is cruel, so why serve him. Christopher Hitchens was never more honest than when he said in his most recent book, that even if God existed, Hitchens would be a part of the devil’s party. And looking at the world and seeing that as how things were designed by God, I can’t say that I disagree with that conclusion, except for one little thing…</p><p>My religion, Christianity, teaches that the world is not as it is supposed to be. It is screwed up. People are screwed up. Relationships are screwed up. That is pretty much conceded, though there is some disagreement to the degree that sin has affected the world and not just people. The two views being either we (people) are the problem and the world would be “perfect” without us in the equation, and the view that we are the biggest problem, but sin has affected everything in creation as well (I would put myself in the second camp, by the way). So, the good news is that both atheists and Christians should find some agreement in saying, “Something ain’t right!”</p><p>That leads to the second issue in that objection, which is that God is therefore culpable for the misery that is in the world. The good news for believers is that the Bible does have an answer. The bad news is that it really is sin is our fault and not God’s, even though he is all-powerful. If you read the Bible, that is actually what it teaches - man is responsible, God is sovereign. Believe me when I say, Mr. Atheist, I feel your pain. That is a tough pill to swallow, and any sincere Christian should be the first to admit that that is a difficult teaching. It has actually led some to fashion an understanding of God that he is not all-powerful or that man is not a responsible agent, but ultimately the Bible teaches both.</p><p>So Christianity is not without its difficulties, but let me say this final thing: taking God out of the equation doesn’t make the situation any better. You still have a screwed up world, you still have evil and violence, but now there is no real solution. That is just the way the world is. At least with God, you have some hope that things will be fixed one day, while without him, you really have no reason to expect things to be any different or better ever. Why should you? Plus, it makes the idea of “better” a moving target, which is a problem in and of itself.</p><p>I am not even toying with the idea that this will satisfy everyone, but I do hope it at least allows people on both sides to understand the other a little better.</p></blockquote><p></p></span></div><div><br
/></div><div><br
/></div><div>And here's my reply:</div><div><br
/></div><div><span
class="Apple-style-span"   style="  white-space: pre-wrap; font-family:-webkit-monospace;font-size:13px;"><blockquote>Trey,  I'd like to address a couple points you brought up:  "The argument is not stuff comes from other stuff, until you get to the biggest stuffer ever. That is dumb. The argument is simply to highlight the distinction between creation and creator and show that creation highly implies a creator."  You've probably heard atheists disregard the 'creation requires a creator' argument as tautological and/or circular, but even besides that is the greater issue that when an atheist looks at your analogy and at the world, they conclude that what you call 'creation' most definitely does *not* imply a conscious creator.    We can all see the fingerprint of a house's maker in a house because we all have great knowledge of houses, and we can see them being built by people.  One can appreciate that houses are logically planned out.  When you look at a planet, however, or a body, all the mechanisms at work that yield those end products are documented and understandable, and they show no real signs of intelligent planning.  I wear glasses because my eyes are not perfect.  People get cancer because their bodies are not perfect.  Almost all planets are uninhabitable because their orbits are not perfect.  So on and so forth.  There's a very clear trail of evidence that explains this... basically everything about us, everything about our solar system is cobbled together by mechanisms that worked just well enough to persist... exactly as science verifies, and exactly not what a perfect creator being would have created.  Your answer to this, is sin.  But if this entire universe was created by your god, then sin is either a direct manifestation of his, or a creation of one of his creations.  I can envision a more perfect god than yours: one that did not allow for imperfection in his creation.  Your god is either unable or unwilling.  If man is responsible for sin, then God is responsible for creating man with the ability to ruin all God created.  That's a pretty complicated and convoluted explanation for the imperfection we all acknowledge as existing in the world.  Science does a better job explaining it in far fewer steps, and without requiring any mental acrobatics.  In response to your last point, "taking God out of the equation doesn’t make the situation any better. You still have a screwed up world, you still have evil and violence, but now there is no real solution. That is just the way the world is. At least with God, you have some hope that things will be fixed one day"  We think it does make things better, because it removes the sense of complacency people have with suffering.  Christians may sit around waiting for someone else to fix the problem, or they convince themselves that the problem is unfixable, and simply wait for their heavenly reward where nothing is ever going to go wrong.  We atheists realize that there's nobody out there to take care of our problems for us, so it is up to us to do it.  We have no overbearing force telling us not to bother.  It's only up to us to learn enough about our problems that we can in turn solve them.  Rational inquiry, not faith, is the mechanism responsible for every advancement of our society.  It gets us 100 year lifespans and air travel and the ability to communicate instantly with anyone, anywhere.  It operates far better on far simpler rules.  Perhaps most importantly, it makes no such atrocious claim that there is something inherently wrong with being human.  We don't waste any time or energy apologizing for ourselves, which leaves us able to spend that time and energy improving the lives of real people all around us, people who just would not survive on faith alone.</blockquote></span><br
/></div><div
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width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7269254-6079009275104045973?l=drycereal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://drycereal.blogspot.com/feeds/6079009275104045973/comments/default</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>BLASPHEMY &#8211; COGNITION II</title><link>http://drycereal.blogspot.com/2009/04/when-it-rains-it-pours.html</link> <comments>http://drycereal.blogspot.com/2009/04/when-it-rains-it-pours.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:44:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Riker</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[PA member]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[When it rains, it pours.  Or in my case, drizzles... but it's a drizzle in a drought, so don't complain :)I just read Jerry Coyne's latest article lambasting the National Academy of Sciences and the National Centers for Science Education for their acc...]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[When it rains, it pours.  Or in my case, drizzles... but it's a drizzle in a drought, so don't complain :)<div><br
/></div><div>I just read <a
href="http://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com/2009/04/22/truckling-to-the-faithful-a-spoonful-of-jesus-helps-darwin-go-down/">Jerry Coyne's latest article</a> lambasting the National Academy of Sciences and the National Centers for Science Education for their accomodationist standpoints with regard to the harmony of evolutionary theory and religious faith (<a
href="http://drycereal.blogspot.com/2008/03/blasphemy-cognition.html">he must've gotten the idea from me</a>), and I gave myself another opportunity to think about the issue.  Here was my reponse:</div><div><br
/></div><blockquote><div><span
class="Apple-style-span"   style="  white-space: pre-wrap; font-family:'courier new';font-size:13px;">I tend to see the posturing of the NAS and the NCSE as more of a logistical matter than anything else; these organizations need money to function, and they have to be sure not to alienate potential sources of funding.  But then there's a side issue: they don't need to pander to us as naturalists/rationalists/atheists, because we're already on the same side of the fence.  The people for whom those statements were written are those who might be *on* the fence.  And the surest way to knock them back to their side is to require them to abandon a component of their belief system before     we grant them admission.    If a theist comes to the NCSE or NAS website, they're looking for encouraging words, not challenging ones.  We should give them to them and let the merits of the science itself argue its cause.  The NCSE and NAS have a tough enough job just promoting evolution in this religiously saturated country.  But if you want them to take a hard line stance, then you're effectively asking them to incorporate the inordinately larger task of debunking religion.  In our non-ideal world, they have to pick their battles.  It might offend me that they have to speak disingenuously to do so, but I'm going to have to live with that.</span><br
/></div><div></div></blockquote><div><br
/></div><div><br
/></div><div>So, I don't like it any more than I disliked it before*... but I acknowledge the rock to their left and the hard place to their right, and will let them play at this mild little version of fighting dirty** to gain a little ground on our tiring uphill battle.</div><div><br
/></div><div><br
/></div><div><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span
class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;">* - I think that's a valid sentence</span></span></div><div><span
class="Apple-style-span"  style=" font-style: italic;font-size:13px;">** - I mean, they're totally lying to their audience.  It's a classic bait-and-switch.</span></div><div
class="blogger-post-footer"><img
width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7269254-8501751251483246156?l=drycereal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://drycereal.blogspot.com/feeds/8501751251483246156/comments/default</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Silly Popes and Slippery Slopes</title><link>http://drycereal.blogspot.com/2009/04/silly-popes-and-slippery-slopes.html</link> <comments>http://drycereal.blogspot.com/2009/04/silly-popes-and-slippery-slopes.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 19:49:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Riker</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[PA member]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[The last two months have seen me get a year older, get even busier at work, move into a new house, and spend even more time on the car.  Hence, the 'not blogging' thing I've been trying out.  I just wanted to post this link in case it hasn't been see...]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>The last two months have seen me get a year older, get even busier at work, move into a new house, and spend even more time on the car.  Hence, the 'not blogging' thing I've been trying out.  I just wanted to post this link in case it hasn't been seen yet...</div><div><br
/></div><div><a
href="http://uk.reuters.com/article/scienceNewsMolt/idUKTRE53L5QM20090422">http://uk.reuters.com/article/scienceNewsMolt/idUKTRE53L5QM20090422</a><br
/></div><div><br
/></div><div>If I afford myself some time between projects at the new place, I'll follow up with a critique.</div><div><br
/></div><div>Thanks for your patience!</div><div><br
/></div><div>And, I feel like I owe an apology for not making a 'BLASPHEMY - <span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">BIG WORD</span>' title for this post.  It had to happen sooner or later.</div><div><br
/></div><div><br
/></div><div
class="blogger-post-footer"><img
width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7269254-6246837676619613066?l=drycereal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://drycereal.blogspot.com/feeds/6246837676619613066/comments/default</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>BLASPHEMY &#8211; RENDERING</title><link>http://drycereal.blogspot.com/2009/02/blasphemy-rendering.html</link> <comments>http://drycereal.blogspot.com/2009/02/blasphemy-rendering.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 19:17:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Riker</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[PA member]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[My contribution from the bus slogan generator webpage:That is all.EDIT:  Dude!  I just realized that there's a real synergy between the contents of the bottom line and the colors used to render them - 'turn off that red light' is written in red, and ...]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>My contribution from the <a
href="http://ruletheweb.co.uk/b3ta/bus/">bus slogan generator</a> webpage:<br
/></div><div><br
/></div><div><br
/></div><a
onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pj2vLdnw2c0/Sag82F4UcoI/AAAAAAAAAS8/hVzOtiBYixc/s1600-h/probably_no_zod.jpg"><img
style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pj2vLdnw2c0/Sag82F4UcoI/AAAAAAAAAS8/hVzOtiBYixc/s400/probably_no_zod.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5307559060845130370" /></a><br
/>That is all.<div><br
/></div><div>EDIT:  Dude!  I just realized that there's a real synergy between the contents of the bottom line and the colors used to render them - 'turn off that red light' is written in red, and 'kneel before superman' is rendered in yellow... like the light of the strength-enhancing YELLOW SUN?  Oh yeah.<br
/><div><br
/></div><div>  </div></div><div
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url="" length="" type="" /> </item> <item><title>BLASPHEMY &#8211; EDICT</title><link>http://drycereal.blogspot.com/2009/02/blasphemy-edict.html</link> <comments>http://drycereal.blogspot.com/2009/02/blasphemy-edict.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 21:47:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Riker</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[PA member]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[A moderate Christian named Lyn posted a comment on a blog post at irrelgion.org earlier today, and the reply I gave deserves a space at Prose Justice, so I'm reproducing it here.  The original post features a youtube clip of President Obama being part...]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>A moderate Christian named Lyn posted a comment on a blog post at irrelgion.org earlier today, and the reply I gave deserves a space at Prose Justice, so I'm reproducing it here.  <a
href="http://www.irreligion.org/2009/02/24/obamas-secretly-a-secularist/">The original post</a> features a youtube clip of President Obama being particularly level-headed* regarding the role of religious thinking in public policy.  It's worth a quick view.<br
/><br
/><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);"><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">So, without further ado:</span></span></span></span></div><div><br
/></div><div><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px; "><strong
style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; list-style-type: none; list-style-position: initial; list-style-image: initial; text-decoration: none; "></strong><blockquote><strong
style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; list-style-type: none; list-style-position: initial; list-style-image: initial; text-decoration: none; ">Lyn</strong> Says:<br
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/><small
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href="http://www.irreligion.org/2009/02/24/obamas-secretly-a-secularist/#comment-23825" title="" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; list-style-type: none; list-style-position: initial; list-style-image: initial; text-decoration: none; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); ">February 24th, 2009 at 10:51am</a></small><div
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style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; list-style-type: none; list-style-position: initial; list-style-image: initial; text-decoration: none; ">I have a question, why do athiest need to form groups and organizations just so they can say they don’t believe in something? If in your opinion God doesn’t exist, then why this site? Why spend so much time fighting something you don’t believe in? Why fight a God and his followers if he is nothing more than a figment of believers imaginations? I know if I don’t believe in something I am not going to waste time fighting it. I myself believe in God and I saw on this site a little sketch about the earth being only 6,000 years old and we all know that can not be true. There is nothing in the Bible that confirms that. In fact it reveals quite the opposite in Genesis. But people, epecially ‘Bible Beating’ Christians never take the time to see what is actually being said and they also fail to understand that the Bible was translated from greek to english. This means that the meanings they have for word and phrases are different. For example, in the greek ’serpent’ meant ‘Shining One’ not snake as it means in english. Who is referred to in the Bible as the ‘Shining One’, Satan. Another thing that I saw was a comment on the Sabbath Day. The Sabbath day can be any day of the week. I usually take mine on a Friday because I am free all day, no school or work for me. When people continually work everyday, all day they become shell of human beings. No one can function correctly unless they take a break. People will actually work themselves to death. They sentence themselves to death, just like drug addicts, alcoholics, etc. Is God doing this or are people doing it to themselves? I tend to go with the latter. As far as the war that is going on in the middle east, that itself can be traced back to the Bible. Ishmael and Isaac are still fighting til this day over their fathers land. They are feuding brothers who most likely will never be at peace. Like yourselves I am also irritated with some ‘Christians’. Irritated because they don’t take the time to actually examine the Bible and research it before they shoot their mouths off and say something that is not accurate. Feel free to hit me back with a response.</p></div></blockquote><div
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style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; list-style-type: none; list-style-position: initial; list-style-image: initial; text-decoration: none; "></p></div></span><div><br
/></div><div><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0); font-size: 18px; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; ">And my reply:</span><br
/></div><br
/></div><blockquote><div>Lyn, </div><div><br
/></div><div>As you surmised yourself, we aren't spending any time attacking a deity we don't believe in. </div><div><br
/></div><div>But when a majority population of Americans behaves as if a deity exists and has prescribed a particular standard of living, their actions and beliefs have a real and significant effect on all of us.  That's what we're spending all this effort fighting.  When the legal system and social architecture that govern over <span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">all</span> of us is subjected to the massive influence of the religiously-minded majority, much of it succumbs and becomes compliant with (or at least tolerant of) religious dogma, and that scares the hell out of us. </div><div><br
/></div><div>The words attributed to your particular deity have been successfully used to justify atrocious prejudices and to glorify willful ignorance in a time when it is very dangerous to do so. </div><div><br
/></div><div>This is no longer a world in which a small tribe may only have to worry about a land quarrel against another almost indistinguishable small tribe around the corner.  It is instead a world in which one high-ranking government official can make a single decision that ultimately results in the destruction of the entire surface of the planet in a matter of minutes. </div><div><br
/></div><div>This society won't do well to live according to outdated and rudimentary ethical codes when thousands of years' refinement have given us much more effective and informative tools.  We have to live with a level of responsibility, rationality and maturity that no ethical theistic religion can provide.  We're fighting for our wellbeing on the personal scale, and for all our lives on a global scale. </div><div><br
/></div><div>Religion's public influence is an impediment to that goal.</div></blockquote><div><br
/>As I reread Lyn's statement, I realize that I just latched onto the first few sentences of it, and that's squarely where I aimed my entire reply.  I think I should go back there and address the remaining content; if anything, I'll have to thank her for her honest inquiry and clearly good-intentioned followup.<br
/><br
/><br
/><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">* - That's not to say that this level-headedness is atypical of President Obama.  Just atypical of a president.</span></span></div><div
class="blogger-post-footer"><img
width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7269254-186829906797688902?l=drycereal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://drycereal.blogspot.com/feeds/186829906797688902/comments/default</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>DISCOMFITURE II</title><link>http://drycereal.blogspot.com/2009/02/discomfiture-ii.html</link> <comments>http://drycereal.blogspot.com/2009/02/discomfiture-ii.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 19:53:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Riker</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[PA member]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Heh... this pleasant article on Darwin's birthday came from FOX News, of all places... I guess they're not all bad after all.  Good for you, FOX News :)http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,491584,00.html]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[Heh... this pleasant article on Darwin's birthday came from FOX News, of all places... <div><br
/></div><div>I guess they're not all bad after all.  Good for you, FOX News :)</div><div><br
/></div><div><a
href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,491584,00.html">http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,491584,00.html</a><br
/></div><div
class="blogger-post-footer"><img
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isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Hmm.This place seems familiar.  Like I've been here before...  long ago.I need to get this out of the way first:Happy New Year, readers!*...and also...I'm sorry I don't blog much anymore!**There is a medley of reasons why I'm not posting frequently t...]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[Hmm.<div><br
/></div><div>This place seems familiar.  Like I've been here before...  long ago.</div><div><br
/></div><div><br
/></div><div><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">I need to get this out of the way first:</span></span></span></div><div><br
/></div><div>Happy New Year, readers!*</div><div><br
/></div><div><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">...and also...</span></span></span></div><div><br
/></div><div>I'm sorry I don't blog much anymore!**</div><div><br
/></div><div><br
/></div><div>There is a medley of reasons why I'm not posting frequently these days.  A promotion at work bestowed upon me a whole new set of responsibilities, and I'm left with much less time at work to type as I ponder the greater mysteries and ideas.  </div><div><br
/></div><div>I got <span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">another </span>new car, this time an even more special one to me, and I'm spending much of my free time scouring the enthusiast forums and other associated corners of the web for information I can use to keep her at her absolutely thrilling best.  Saab 9-3 Viggen, by the way.  Still gushing over it, so please pardon the enthusiasm.</div><div><br
/></div><div>But that's not why I'm here today.  I'm here to give you guys some CADAVER.</div><div><br
/></div><div>Believe it or not, I didn't stop posting because I ran out of ideas.  I actually still have a cache of essay stubs ready to turn into posts, and I've been jotting notes down feverishly in odd spurts; I have a pile of stuck-together post-it notes waiting to be rendered coherent.  It'll happen eventually.  I just ask, again and with a little shame, for your patience.</div><div><br
/></div><div>While I do have a handful of pieces of timeless VAP and vibrant atheist insight kicking around in the ol' noggin, I was inspired to post today by something that just happened to me.</div><div><br
/></div><div>I'm a facebooker, and a former Catholic.  That combination got me involved in a survey for present and former Catholics... probably for some college student's sociology class or something.  The questionaire asked a handful of questions about my opinions of the church, how much of my life is still influenced by it, and so on.  At the end I had the opportunity to write a statement in the 'comments' form, and as I filled it out, I realized it'd be a nice thing to share here.  So, reproduced from the survey, here's my closing statement.  Much of it is similar to things I've already written here, though it may be cast in a new light.  Check it, yo:</div><div><br
/></div><div><div></div><blockquote><div>As a child of a family closely involved in and even employed by my parish, the church significantly influenced me during my formative years.</div><div><br
/></div><div>Unfortunately, I have to regard it as a trial by fire, rather than as an upbringing.  Discrimination against my mother by our pastor and other parish faculty resulted in a quite literal excommunication of both of us.  While the church as an intangible entity has always been good-intentioned in my mind, the engine driving the people who wield it as a tool has always been flawed.  I learned this after my experiences prompted me to take a more honest and critical look at Catholicism and competing spiritualities of all flavors.  </div><div><br
/></div><div>After years of inspection and introspection, I resolved upon the understanding that all the good times, all the learning experiences, all the camaraderie and education, and all the moral qualities I assimilated came at the hands of good people, not of church doctrine.  The people responsible for the positive aspects of my catholic upbringing would have been equally valuable to me without catholicism guiding them, and in fact the only times that people around me failed in their basic goodness was when a misunderstood or outdated christian ideal nudged them away from their natural compassion, in order to conform to obscure ethical confinements, and in some cases pardoning them for unfortunate biases.</div><div><br
/></div><div>This awareness, bolstered by a hard-earned scientific understanding of the mechanisms of this remarkable universe, affords me the ability to revere and respect humankind and all life on this planet without appealing to the double-edged sword of a deity who both created us and constantly hinders our ability to grow into a mature global family.</div><div><br
/></div><div>At the end of the day, I find that the church is simply a bad means of being good; one that gets in the way of its goals, and one that our species would be bettered by casting off its vestigial traditions and confinements.  Only after we grow out of religion can we achieve our true potential.</div></blockquote><div></div></div><div><br
/></div><div>So yeah.  I think there were a couple sentences in there that hit points I've missed in the past.  And this little bit of sharing has stoked the fires a bit...  I can't say that I'm gonna make it back to weekly blogging, but I'm still here.  Still don't believe in God.</div><div><br
/></div><div><br
/></div><div><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span
class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;">* - All three of you know who you are.</span></span></div><div><span
class="Apple-style-span"  style=" font-style: italic;font-size:13px;">** - though the reasons I'm not blogging much are that I'm very busy enjoying some very fine times in my life.  So I'm not </span><span
class="Apple-style-span"  style=" ;font-size:13px;">that</span><span
class="Apple-style-span"  style=" font-style: italic;font-size:13px;"> sorry. </span></div><div
class="blogger-post-footer"><img
width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7269254-1561118596059067607?l=drycereal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://drycereal.blogspot.com/feeds/1561118596059067607/comments/default</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>BLASPHEMY &#8211; REJOINDER II</title><link>http://drycereal.blogspot.com/2008/12/blasphemy-rejoinder-ii.html</link> <comments>http://drycereal.blogspot.com/2008/12/blasphemy-rejoinder-ii.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 17:35:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Riker</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[PA member]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Hemant Mehta asks:How serious do you take your atheism?Let’s find out.Copy and paste the list below on your own site, boldfacing the things you’ve done. (Feel free to add your own elaboration and commentary to each item!)My comments are in that b...]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<span
class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(25, 17, 10); font-family: Verdana; font-size: 11px; line-height: 18px; "><p>Hemant Mehta asks:</p><p><br
/></p><p></p><p></p><blockquote><p><a
href="http://friendlyatheist.com/6716/are-you-a-hardcore-atheist/">How serious do you take your atheism?</a></p><p>Let’s find out.</p><p>Copy and paste the list below on your own site, <strong>boldfacing</strong> the things you’ve done. (Feel free to add your own elaboration and commentary to each item!)</p></blockquote><p></p><p><br
/></p><p>My comments are in <span
class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">that burnt-orange color that's such a favorite of mine.</span></p><p></p><blockquote></blockquote><p></p><p></p><blockquote
style="line-height: 1.8em; background-color: rgb(245, 245, 245); border-top-width: 1px; border-right-width: 1px; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-left-width: 1px; border-top-style: solid; border-right-style: solid; border-bottom-style: solid; border-left-style: solid; border-top-color: rgb(224, 224, 224); border-right-color: rgb(224, 224, 224); border-bottom-color: rgb(224, 224, 224); border-left-color: rgb(224, 224, 224); margin-top: 20px; margin-right: 30px; margin-bottom: 20px; margin-left: 30px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 10px; "><ol><li><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Participated in the </span><a
href="http://www.blasphemychallenge.com/"><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Blasphemy Challenge</span></a><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">.</span></li><li>Met at least one of the “Four Horsemen” (<a
href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&amp;location=http://www.amazon.com/God-Delusion-Richard-Dawkins/dp/0618918248/&amp;tag=wwwfriendlyat-20&amp;linkCode=ur2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325">Richard Dawkins</a>, <a
href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&amp;location=http://www.amazon.com/Breaking-Spell-Religion-Natural-Phenomenon/dp/067003472X?ie=UTF8&qid=1184771921&sr=1-1&amp;tag=wwwfriendlyat-20&amp;linkCode=ur2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325">Daniel Dennett</a>, <a
href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&amp;location=http://www.amazon.com/God-Not-Great-Religion-Everything/dp/0446579807?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1184771921&sr=1-1&amp;tag=wwwfriendlyat-20&amp;linkCode=ur2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325">Christopher Hitchens</a>, <a
href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&amp;location=http://www.amazon.com/End-Faith-Religion-Terror-Future/dp/0393327655?ie=UTF8&qid=1184771921&sr=1-1&amp;tag=wwwfriendlyat-20&amp;linkCode=ur2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325">Sam Harris</a>) in person.</li><li><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Created an atheist blog. </span><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Duh.</span></li><li><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Used the </span><a
href="http://www.venganza.org/"><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Flying Spaghetti Monster</span></a><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"> in a religious debate with someone.</span></li><li><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Gotten offended when someone called you an agnostic.</span> <span
class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Not offended, per se, but I corrected them.</span></li><li><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Been unable to watch </span><em><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Growing Pains</span></em><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"> reruns because of Kirk Cameron.</span></li><li><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Own more Bibles than most Christians you know.</span></li><li><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Have at least one Bible with your personal annotations regarding contradictions, disturbing parts, etc.</span> <span
class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">I don't have a hard copy, simply because I use the </span><a
href="http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com"><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">skeptic's annotated bible</span></a>.</li><li><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Have come out as an atheist to your family.</span></li><li>Attended a campus or off-campus atheist gathering.</li><li><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Are a member of an organized atheist/Humanist/etc. organization.</span></li><li>Had a <a
href="http://www.humanist-society.org/">Humanist wedding ceremony</a>.</li><li><a
href="http://www.secularstudents.org/node/8"><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Donated money</span></a><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"> to an atheist organization.</span></li><li><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Have a bookshelf dedicated solely to </span><a
href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&amp;location=http://www.amazon.com/God-Delusion-Richard-Dawkins/dp/0618918248/&amp;tag=wwwfriendlyat-20&amp;linkCode=ur2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325"><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Richard Dawkins</span></a><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">.</span> <span
class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Not solely to Dawkins.  There's room for Sam and Chris (haven't gotten around to buying Dennet yet).</span></li><li><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Lost the friendship of someone you know because of your non-theism.</span></li><li><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Tried to argue or have a discussion with someone who stopped you on the street to proselytize.</span></li><li>Hid your atheist beliefs on a first date because you didn’t want to scare him/her away.</li><li>Own a stockpile of <a
href="http://evolvefish.com/">atheist paraphernalia</a> (bumper stickers, buttons, shirts, etc).</li><li>Attended a protest that involved religion.</li><li>Attended an atheist conference.</li><li><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Subscribe to </span><a
href="http://www.youtube.com/patcondell"><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Pat Condell</span></a><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">’s YouTube channel.</span></li><li>Started an atheist group in your area or school.</li><li><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Successfully “de-converted” someone to atheism.</span></li><li>Have already made plans to <a
href="http://www.ehow.com/how_110893_donate-body-science.html">donate your body to science</a> after you die.</li><li><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Told someone you’re an atheist only because you wanted to see the person’s reaction.</span></li><li>Had to think twice before screaming “Oh God!” <a
href="http://friendlyatheist.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/atheist-sex.jpg">during sex</a>. Or you said something else in its place.</li><li>Lost a job <em>because</em> of your atheism.</li><li><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Formed a bond with someone </span><em><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">specifically because</span></em><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"> of your mutual atheism (meeting this person at a local gathering or conference doesn’t count).</span></li><li>Have crossed “In God We Trust” off of — or put a <a
href="http://godoffmoney.com/">pro-church-state-separation stamp</a> on — dollar bills.</li><li>Refused to recite the Pledge of Allegiance. </li><li><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Said “Gesundheit!” (or nothing at all) after someone sneezed because you didn’t want to say “Bless you!”</span></li><li>Have ever chosen <em>not</em> to clasp your hands together out of fear someone might think you’re praying.</li><li><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Have turned on Christian TV because you need something entertaining to watch.</span></li><li>Are a 2<sup>nd</sup> or 3<sup>rd</sup> (or more) generation atheist.</li><li>Have “atheism” listed on your Facebook or dating profile — and not a euphemistic variant.</li><li>Attended an atheist’s funeral (i.e. a non-religious service).</li><li>Subscribe to an freethought magazine (e.g. <em><a
href="http://www.secularhumanism.org/index.php?section=fi&amp;page=index">Free Inquiry</a></em>, <em><a
href="http://skeptic.com/">Skeptic</a></em>)</li><li>Have been interviewed by a reporter because of your atheism.</li><li>Written a letter-to-the-editor about an issue related to your non-belief in God.</li><li>Gave a friend or acquaintance a New Atheist book as a gift.</li><li>Wear pro-atheist clothing in public.</li><li>Have invited Mormons/Jehovah’s Witnesses into your house <em>specifically because</em>you wanted to argue with them.</li><li>Have been physically threatened (or beaten up) because you didn’t believe in God.</li><li>Receive Google Alerts on “atheism” (or variants).</li><li>Received fewer Christmas presents than expected because people assumed you didn’t celebrate it.</li><li><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Visited The Creation Museum or saw Ben Stein’s </span><em><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Expelled</span></em><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"> just so you could keep tabs on the “enemy.”</span></li><li>Refuse to tell anyone what your “sign” is… because it doesn’t matter at all.</li><li>Are on a mailing list for a Christian organization just so you can see what they’re up to…</li><li><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Have kept your eyes open while you watched others around you pray.</span></li><li><span
class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Avoid even Unitarian churches because they’re too close to religion for you.</span></li></ol></blockquote><p></p><p><br
/></p><p>So I'm a solid 22.  There are more that were kinda... 'close to target' but not quite, so I left them off.  Some items I left off, and having done so could be considered more hardcore atheist than doing the thing listed.  Anyway, it's all good in the 'hood.</p><p><br
/></p><p>Catch you guys again next month!</p></span><div
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isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Um....BWAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<a
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/><br
/>Um....<br
/><br
/>BWAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!</span><div
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isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[I saw this on the news last night.  It's all over the internet today.To most it's a tragic tale about the economy.But I can't help thinking it's a tragic tale about religion.Father kills family and himself, despondent over financial lossesKarthik Rajar...]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[I saw this on the news last night.  It's all over the internet today.<br
/><br
/>To most it's a tragic tale about the economy.<br
/><br
/>But I can't help thinking it's a tragic tale about religion.<br
/><br
/><a
href="http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/california/la-me-porterranch7-2008oct07,0,7721919.story">Father kills family and himself, despondent over financial losses</a><br
/><br
/>Karthik Rajaram murdered his entire family because he ran out of money.  This was not a knee-jerk emotional reaction to shocking news, either.  He indicated in one of his several suicide notes that he'd been planning the atrocity for months.  He, and I am paraphrasing here, went back and forth between the options of just killing himself or killing himself and his family.  In the end he decided that killing the whole family was the more honorable thing to do.<br
/><br
/>I try to step into the mind of the person I'm reading about; I really try hard.  But I cannot do it in this case.  I simply cannot make any kind of sense or detect any kind of rationality in this persons apparent thought process... until I insert religion.<br
/><br
/>I'm not a parent.  But I've known a few in my day; the only thing he could have been motivated by was the desire to spare his family the misery of living poor.  So if I were he, my options would be:<br
/><blockquote>(1) deal with living poor.<br
/><br
/>(2) kill myself and leave my family to deal with the pain of losing their father/husband, but maybe they get to cash in on my life insurance policy.<br
/><br
/>(3) kill everyone.  Inflict upon all of us a brief but unimaginably horrible physical and psychological pain followed by nonexistence.</blockquote>Obviously the only rational choice is #1.  Who knows, after all, what opportunities might come down the road?  Why deny yourself the chance to recover?  Unless, of course, #3 is reworded to "Inflict upon all of us a brief but unimaginably horrible physical and psychological pain... followed by the next life and a chance to start over."<br
/><br
/>You see, Mr. Rajaram and his family were Hindu.  His children were named after Hindu gods and mythical warriors.  It is a safe bet to assume that at least he, if not his entire family, believed in reincarnation.  With that belief thrown into the mix, it is finally possible to comprehend how the treacherous idea of murdering six people can be seen as not just tolerable, but downright <span
style="font-style: italic;">noble</span>.<br
/><br
/>And it makes me physically sick to realize it.   I don't need to punctuate the story with a somber note about how irrationality needs to be purged from our global family; the article states it clearly enough to those who are paying attention.<br
/><br
/>And the hits just keep on coming, though this one has no ostensible religious or economic motivation:<br
/><br
/><a
href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/10/07/national/main4505712.shtml">Cops: Ky. Woman killed daughters, self</a><br
/><br
/>Sorry to leave things on such a sour note.  Watch the debate tonight, everyone.  It's really important.<div
class="blogger-post-footer"><img
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isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Still here.Still don't believe in God.Just been incredibly busy at work, which is the only time I blog.  Incredibly busier outside of work.But I'm not done writing, and I'm certainly not done philosophizing my way across the vast landscape of modern Am...]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[Still here.<br
/><br
/>Still don't believe in God.<br
/><br
/>Just been incredibly busy at work, which is the only time I blog.  Incredibly busier outside of work.<br
/><br
/>But I'm not done writing, and I'm certainly not done philosophizing my way across the vast landscape of modern American atheism.<br
/><br
/>Still here...<div
class="blogger-post-footer"><img
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isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[For the last couple weeks, I've been concurrently writing a loose collection of thoughts and reading through the series of threads and comments on Stephen Law's blog involving the notorious Sye Tenb of Sinner Ministries' "Proof of the existence of God"...]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[For the last couple weeks, I've been concurrently writing a loose collection of thoughts and reading through <a
href="http://stephenlaw.blogspot.com/search/label/sinner%20ministries'%20%22proof%20of%20the%20existence%20of%20god%22">the series of threads and comments on Stephen Law's blog involving the notorious Sye Tenb of Sinner Ministries' "Proof of the existence of God" website</a>.  The latter, by the way, is a tedious yet fascinating deconstruction of the presuppositionalist mind.  If you have an interest in learning the basic language and processes of philosophy and have a few hours to kill,* I can't recommend strongly enough that you go over and read it yourself.  After you read my entire archive of brilliance, of course**.<br
/><br
/>Anyway, I wanted to make mention of the Stephen Law bit before I tried to assemble the aforementioned thoughts of mine into a more coherent piece of Vicious Atheist Propaganda***.  I'll probably be back to talk about Sye after I'm done trudging through the last couple entries.  Which might still take a couple days.<br
/><br
/>Regardless, here's the latest outpouring.  It takes the form of a letter to a believer.  The filter is off; if I can't find a good place to insert a tidbit, I'll just stick it at the end on its own.  I don't want to mold this one too much:<br
/><br
/><span
style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span
style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">The Latest Outpouring</span></span><br
/><br
/>I say "According to what I've studied, and based upon the information available to me, the world works in such a way that indicates there is no god, instead of a god or gods," to which you may say, "Well, explain it to <span
style="font-style: italic;">me</span>, then."  And alas, I basically can't.<br
/><br
/>I can't explain it to you for the same reason a high school student can't ask his teacher to explain how her education enabled her to get a job teaching, and then turn around and get hired himself...  I cannot do your learning for you; if we could, basic education would not take as long as it does.<br
/><br
/>The best I can do is show you the high standard (and rigor) against which my beliefs are tested, and tell you that the information that convinced me is indeed available to you.  In essence, and not without irony, I want you to take it on faith.  Not my conclusion, mind you... just the fact that the information that formed my conclusion is there.  If you truly want to put your beliefs to the test, even in an effort to strengthen your own conclusions, I'll show you how, and I'll go a step further and point out a few places to start you along your search.<br
/><br
/>But if you actively refuse the information, you must know that you are denying yourself, and are therefore lying to yourself for the comfort of maintaining a framework that goes unchallenged, which is not a victory in any context.  It is a forfeit.  And if you do make the effort, you may still conclude that you were not wrong.  Furthermore, you will have that much more confidence in your own position... which I can respect even if I believe you should've been convinced otherwise.<br
/><br
/>I know that for many, it is painful and difficult to be informed that they're wrong, especially regarding their highest beliefs, and even moreso the longer those beliefs have been held.  My own first and greatest challenge along this learning path, and now one of my greatest strengths, was divorcing myself from that reactionary tendency.  That I can not only accept, but indeed look forward to, being proven wrong only sharpens my own ability to reflect upon and challenge and refine the conclusions I do maintain, such that the opportunity for others to prove me wrong is diminished; for I have done much of their work myself.<br
/><br
/>And yet I surprisingly find that those who cannot bear to have their beliefs challenged are so often the same who adopt new beliefs so easily, without hesitation or scrutiny of any kind.  Why would people give themselves so eagerly to beliefs that would utterly crush them to discover were wrong?  Do people know themselves that poorly?  The asymmetry of their overcredulous nature is fascinating, but is also disheartening.<br
/><br
/>The magnitude of their credulity is matched only by their incredulity toward arguments made against their positions once they adopt them.  Where was that spirit of disbelief in the first place?  It seems to me that their willingness to believe scales rather directly with their emotional investment into those ideas. They walk in easily with no attachments, then attach themselves firecely.  When refuting evidence comes into the picture, the quality of that evidence is secondary to their own lack of attachment to that evidence, and thus it doesn't sway them.<br
/><br
/>So maybe the issue is that they throw themselves to passionately and fully into an idea once they believe it.  We skeptics will not hesitate to throw an idea to the curb once a better one comes along.<br
/><br
/>A believer's beliefs are a marriage, 'till death do they part.  A skeptic's are a one-night-stand.  No wonder we're having more fun.<br
/><br
/><br
/><span
style="font-size:85%;"><br
/><span
style="font-style: italic;">* -  and you're a glutton for punishment<br
/>** - Made you look!<br
/>*** - Do I feel another acronym coming on?  Oh yeah, baby.<br
/></span></span><div
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isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[I'm constantly bothered by the incorrect juxtaposition of atheism and nihilism that I see all over the internet.  Had to blurt this out.***Preemptive Disambiguation***'believe' (I believe that...): "I have good reason to think that..."'believe in' (I b...]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[I'm constantly bothered by the incorrect juxtaposition of atheism and nihilism that I see all over the internet.  Had to blurt this out.<br
/><br
/><span
style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 0, 0); font-style: italic;">***Preemptive Disambiguation</span><span
style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); font-style: italic;">***</span><br
/><br
/><span
style="font-style: italic;">'believe' (I believe that...)</span>: "I have good reason to think that..."<br
/><span
style="font-style: italic;">'believe in' (I believe in ____ )</span>: "I support or subscribe to _____ as an idea or as an ideal."<br
/><span
style="font-style: italic;">'faith' (I have faith that... / I have faith in... )</span>: "I am hopeful that... / I trust that..."<br
/><span
style="font-style: italic;">'atheism'</span>: absence of belief in a god or gods. More universally, 'naturalism' - absence of belief in any form of the supernatural.<br
/><span
style="font-style: italic;">'nihilism'</span>: belief that there is no purpose or point to anything; extrapolated: nothing is worth believing in and nothing means anything. Nothing has value.<br
/><br
/><br
/><span
style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">***Post-Emptive Missive***</span><br
/><br
/>Atheism is not nihilism. ATHEISM IS NOT NIHILISM. I believe in many things, many ideals. And there is a difference between the abstract/intangible and the supernatural. I can believe in human decency, in democracy, in my local baseball team, in the scientific method, and in vanilla ice cream, among other things. I can have faith that my true love is out there somewhere*.  None of these things require an appeal to something outside of nature to gain validity. One behavior that may be uniquely human is our remarkable ability to reason abstractly and think symbolically. We can wrap our heads quite comfortably around things that are not physically presentable 'things'.  We can understand honor though we cannot touch or taste it.<br
/><br
/>When it comes to experiencing matters of the abstract, of passion and of emotion, we're just as allowed as the next person.  So stop telling us we aren't, and STOP TELLING US WE SHOULDN'T HAVE A REASON TO CARE THAT YOU'RE DOING THINGS THAT OFFEND US IN THE PUBLIC SECTOR.<br
/><br
/>Okay, I feel a little better now.<br
/><br
/><span
style="font-size:85%;"><br
/><span
style="font-style: italic;">* - This is not to imply that I haven't found her; it was just an example.  At present, she's sleeping in on her day off.  Lucky bitch.</span></span><br
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isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Google is kinda my new religion, in a Church of Google sort of way.Anything they do, I'm all over.  The recently unrolled Lively, which is sort of a mashup of Instant Messenger and Second Life. If you want to make a chatroom, you literally create a roo...]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[Google is kinda my new religion, in a <a
href="http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/">Church of Google</a> sort of way.<br
/><br
/>Anything they do, I'm all over.  The recently unrolled <span
style="font-style: italic;">Lively</span>, which is sort of a mashup of Instant Messenger and Second Life. <br
/><br
/>If you want to make a chatroom, you literally create a <span
style="font-style: italic;">room </span>which avatars can then populate.  They perform animations, and do all your 'talking' for you in the form of cartoonish speech bubbles.<br
/><br
/>This post is little more* than a test to see if I can embed my room into a webpage. <br
/><br
/><br
/><br
/><br
/><iframe
src='http://embed.lively.com/iframe?rid=92054768220363738' width='460' height='400' marginwidth='0' marginheight='0' frameborder='0' scrolling='no'></iframe><br
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/><br
/><span
style="font-size:85%;"><span
style="font-style: italic;">* - because it's kind of also to tell you guys about it.</span></span><div
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isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[My junior-hero* Sam Harris is involved in a new study about religiosity and, well... I don't know what exactly**, but he needs responses from two specific categories: devout Christians, and atheists.  It just so happens that I know of a few places to r...]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[My junior-hero* Sam Harris is involved in a new study about religiosity and, well... I don't know what exactly**, but he needs responses from two specific categories: devout Christians, and atheists.  It just so happens that I know of a few places to round some of those up***.<br
/><br
/>Take a minute or thirty to <a
href="http://www.samharris.org/">visit his website</a> and complete as much of the survey as you can! <br
/><br
/><br
/><span
style="font-size:85%;"><span
style="font-style: italic;">* - for an explanation, see </span><a
style="font-style: italic;" href="http://drycereal.blogspot.com/2007/09/blasphemy-antiphon.html">BLASPHEMY-ANTIPHON</a><span
style="font-style: italic;"> and its associated footnotes.<br
/>** - but it's gotta be good.<br
/>*** - You're reading one of them.</span></span><div
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isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[I consider myself a privileged individual for many reasons, not the least of which being the fact that I get to live in Southern California.A small part of that privilege is having access to some excellent radio stations.  I am a daily listener to 95.5...]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[I consider myself a privileged individual for many reasons, not the least of which being the fact that I get to live in Southern California.<br
/><br
/>A small part of that privilege is having access to some <span
style="font-style: italic;">excellent </span>radio stations.  I am a daily listener to 95.5 KLOS, the classic rock station in these parts,* and I am a rabid fan of the Mark and Brian show, their daily morning talk/variety show.  These guys are smart and funny, and responsible for some wonderful events and charities in these parts.**<br
/><br
/>This morning, the hot topic was the recent court ruling in favor of gay marriage.  The call-in response was largely in support of the movement (it is a liberal-leaning show and listenership, after all), but in the midst of it one obviously Christian lady called in and presented the idiotic 'slippery-slope' argument: "Well if a man can choose to marry another man today, what will he be allowed to choose tomorrow? What if he chooses to marry a little boy tomorrow?"<br
/><br
/>I'm not going to spend any time refuting Pedophile Lady's argument; my issue is with the way her comment was handled.  Brian (1/2 of the show's namesake) quite appropriately dispatched her with a rebuttal and an "I'm ashamed and disappointed that this is your opinion", but he qualified it first with, "this is your opinion and I cannot tell you to change it."<br
/><br
/><br
/><br
/><br
/><br
/>...pardon me while I wrestle this soapbox into position...<br
/><br
/><br
/><br
/><br
/><br
/>Okay.  Well, <span
style="font-style: italic;">I</span> have an opinion about this, and I most definitely wish I could change his.<br
/><br
/><br
/>Right after I heard the exchange, I sent the show a quick TXT message (a great feature, by the way), something to the effect of, "Brian, maybe some of these people SHOULDN'T be entitled to their opinion when it's based on bad/damaging information."<br
/><br
/><br
/>Well, the coolest thing happened shortly afterward:  during a commercial break, Brian called me to talk about my message!***  He was really curious and wanted me to elaborate on my message, so he could get a better feel for the point I was trying to make.  He admitted that he personally agrees with me (Another atheist!  WOOHOO!), but insisted that he couldn't tell her she was wrong because it would make him a hypocrite.  I tried to give an argument against that, but didn't have my thinking cap on (read: coffee in my stomach) and didn't give him the most effective one.<br
/><br
/>So... he had to get back to the show; we exchanged our gratitudes and compliments, and hung up.<br
/><br
/>But right after we concluded our session, the brilliance started pouring out.  Of course.  I went to the show's website to take advantage of the extended format of an e-mail response, and penned this follow-up, which I'd like to share with you all:<br
/><br
/><blockquote>This is a follow-up to a TXT message I sent earlier today; Brian called me back and we talked briefly about my statement that some peoples' opinions shouldn't be honored if they're based on bad information:<br
/><br
/>Brian, I (of course) couldn't think of the best language to convey my point right away when you asked me to clarify... but I want to take another stab at it. <br
/><br
/>My point is that you are *not* automatically a hypocrite when you present a firm opposition to someone else's opinion... because in some cases their opinion can be objectively incorrect.<br
/><br
/>To object to an uninformed opinion with an equally uninformed counter-opinion would be hypocritical, sure... but just because an idea is wrapped up in the context of 'Opinion' doesn't mean it should be afforded automatic protection from scrutiny. <br
/><br
/>It is possible to objectively measure the quality or validity of an opinion - It could be my opinion that Mark is a moron (sorry, Mark), and all you'd have to do is show me the results of his IQ test to prove that my opinion is completely incorrect.  I appreciate your compassion if you don't want to offend me by pointing out that I'm wrong (and I think that's a big part of your stance - I won't argue with your being courteous to callers), but this is a relatively harmless example. <br
/><br
/>But what if there were such a thing as a harmful example?  Pedophile Lady makes a claim that is founded by what she believes to be an irrefutable and perfectly correct source - her church, clergy and bible.  When the bible was written, it was correct according to the best info we had at the time.  But today, we know objectively that there are physiological explanations for the occurrence of homosexuality.  We actually know better, now, than to think that homosexuality is a choice.  It has been confirmed time and again with the same scientific rigor that has successfully given us 80-year life expectancies, air travel, radio talk shows, and every other miraculous achievement of modern society.<br
/><br
/>But, Pedophile Lady's opinion is incredibly prevalent right now...<br
/><br
/>...and simply because these incorrect ideas about homosexuality are encapsulated in the Protection of Opinion, we're allowing countless real people to suffer lives of forced compliance, and relegating them to a form of second-class restricted citizenship.<br
/><br
/>All for the sake of politeness. <br
/><br
/>At some point we need to see that we're allowing a greater evil to thrive, because we're unwilling to perpetrate the evil of telling people when they're wrong.<br
/><br
/>~Kevin</blockquote><br
/>It's about civic duty.  We should be able and <span
style="font-style: italic;">willing </span>to stamp out harmful ideas and the acts they promote, especially when the cost of doing so (offending christians) is so feeble compared to the cost of doing nothing.  It's time to bring a little obligatory rudeness into our arsenal.<br
/><br
/><br
/><span
style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" ><br
/>* - I'm not going to tell you, but here's a hint: KLOS is named for Los (something).</span><span
style="font-size:85%;"><br
/><span
style="font-style: italic;">** - See footnote above.<br
/>*** - This dude is a bonafide CELEBRITY.  Of course I'm excited.<br
/></span></span><div
class="blogger-post-footer"><img
width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7269254-9031093786615655321?l=drycereal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://drycereal.blogspot.com/feeds/9031093786615655321/comments/default</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>BLASPHEMY &#8211; AVARICE</title><link>http://drycereal.blogspot.com/2008/06/blasphemy-avarice.html</link> <comments>http://drycereal.blogspot.com/2008/06/blasphemy-avarice.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 15:52:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Riker</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[PA member]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[WHAT THE F%$#?*Website emails your personal message to unbelieving friends after you're swept up in the rapture!(Not a direct link - I always link through geekologie when they're my source)Am I the only one that thinks that the people running this serv...]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[WHAT THE F%$#?*<br
/><a
href="http://www.geekologie.com/2008/06/online_service_sends_emails_to.php"><br
/>Website emails your personal message to unbelieving friends after you're swept up in the rapture!</a><br
/><br
/>(Not a direct link - I always link through geekologie when they're my source)<br
/><br
/>Am I the only one that thinks that the people running this service are handily exempting themselves from the celestial self-checkout line by charging their customers $40 a year?  Sure, it's not as much as an xbox live membership**... but they're essentially saying, "We're not getting into paradise anytime soon; we might as well get comfy while we wait".<br
/><br
/>Greed <span
style="font-style: italic;">is </span>one of those killer sins, after all.<br
/><br
/>And let's face it, most of those letters are going to be a variation on the <span
style="font-style: italic;">"I fucking told you so"</span> riff. ***<br
/><br
/>Also, I think they cribbed their delivery mechanism from <a
href="http://www.lostpedia.com/wiki/Push_the_Button"><span
style="font-style: italic;">Lost</span></a>.<br
/><br
/><br
/><span
style="font-size:85%;"><span
style="font-style: italic;">* - FUCK<br
/>** - but it's also slightly less fulfilling, unless the peace of mind of having the last word is THAT important to you.<br
/>*** - Hell, they already made it through the gate, what's the harm in a little harsh language... especially when it's directed a heathens aplenty?</span></span><div
class="blogger-post-footer"><img
width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7269254-3075441704911464293?l=drycereal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://drycereal.blogspot.com/feeds/3075441704911464293/comments/default</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>IDIOSYNCRATIC III</title><link>http://drycereal.blogspot.com/2008/05/idiosyncratic-iii.html</link> <comments>http://drycereal.blogspot.com/2008/05/idiosyncratic-iii.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 18:16:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Riker</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[PA member]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Oh yeah, I never followed up on my most recent <a
href="http://drycereal.blogspot.com/2008/05/idiosyncratic-ii.html">jury duty </a>experience!<br
/><br
/>I have revised my conclusions.  Jury duty is not actually answering machine practice,* it's <span>Government-mandated Surfing On The Internet Via Government-Provided Wireless Access</span>.<br
/><br
/>I sat in a large lobby known as the Jury Assembly Room,** and spent five hours of an unpaid workday reading web pages.  Go Justice!<br
/><br
/><br
/><br
/>In other news, I got a new car.  I'm in love with it.  2001 Saab 9-3.  Five doors, five gears, black on black:<br
/><br
/><a
href="http://drycereal.mine.nu/KSR/8538.01.jpg"><img
style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://drycereal.mine.nu/KSR/8538.01.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br
/><br
/>Her name's Carla.  There's a story behind that... maybe later.<br
/><br
/><span><span>* - sometimes it still is.</span><span><br
/></span><span>** - that was remarkably similar to an airline terminal, but with way less security,  and way cheaper snacks.</span></span><div><img
width="1" height="1" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7269254-7720795694981319924?l=drycereal.blogspot.com" alt="" /></div>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[Oh yeah, I never followed up on my most recent <a
href="http://drycereal.blogspot.com/2008/05/idiosyncratic-ii.html">jury duty </a>experience!<br
/><br
/>I have revised my conclusions.  Jury duty is not actually answering machine practice,* it's <span
style="font-style: italic;">Government-mandated Surfing On The Internet Via Government-Provided Wireless Access</span>.<br
/><br
/>I sat in a large lobby known as the Jury Assembly Room,** and spent five hours of an unpaid workday reading web pages.  Go Justice!<br
/><br
/><br
/><br
/>In other news, I got a new car.  I'm in love with it.  2001 Saab 9-3.  Five doors, five gears, black on black:<br
/><br
/><a
onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://drycereal.mine.nu/KSR/8538.01.jpg"><img
style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://drycereal.mine.nu/KSR/8538.01.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br
/><br
/>Her name's Carla.  There's a story behind that... maybe later.<br
/><br
/><span
style="font-size:85%;"><span
style="font-style: italic;">* - sometimes it still is.</span><span
style="font-style: italic;"><br
/></span><span
style="font-style: italic;">** - that was remarkably similar to an airline terminal, but with way less security,  and way cheaper snacks.</span></span><div
class="blogger-post-footer"><img
width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7269254-7720795694981319924?l=drycereal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://drycereal.blogspot.com/feeds/7720795694981319924/comments/default</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>BLASPHEMY &#8211; VEXATION</title><link>http://drycereal.blogspot.com/2008/05/blasphemy-vexation.html</link> <comments>http://drycereal.blogspot.com/2008/05/blasphemy-vexation.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 14:18:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Riker</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[PA member]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[I took part in the hardest debate I've had in ages yesterday evening.  The funny thing about it is, it was not a debate with a believer, it was with an atheistic agnostic.<br
/><br
/>This opponent of mine is a good buddy; he's just really tough to argue with.  He spends so much time aggressively nitpicking semantics and other details that the person speaking to him never gets to present a coherent statement. <br
/><br
/>It's like door-to-door salesmen trying to sell their respective encyclopedias and vacuum cleaners to each other, only the vacuum cleaner salesman's pitch consists of knocking his opponent's encyclopedias out of his hands.<br
/><br
/>Anyway, the primary point of contention boiled down to this: I'm a naturalist, and he's a scientifically-minded nonbeliever who insists on reserving space for the supernatural.<br
/><br
/>Here's the argument that came to me in the shower this morning.*<br
/><br
/>Everything that has ever been believed to be supernatural, has remained supernatural right up to the point at which it became scientifically understood.  Sounds almost too simple to need to be put into words.  The point is, we've never once found anything in nature that, once we learned a certain amount about it, determined that it was actually a supernatural phenomenon.  It just doesn't work that way.  The progression, <span>for every phenomenon in recorded human history,</span> has been from supernatural to natural... never the other way.  So, why is it reasonable to keep insisting that something truly supernatural must still be out there?  Isn't it more likely that it's all 'apparently supernatural' phenomena that just haven't been understood yet?<br
/><br
/>If the 'supernatural' set has been diminishing since its inception, and nothing has ever transitioned into it, don't you just take a step back and say, "Okay, this isn't a sound hypothesis after all."?<br
/><br
/><br
/>I see a string of  zeros trillions long, and I make the presumably safe assumption that it's probably more zeros to come.  He looks at it and says, "well there's gotta be a 1 at some point..." <br
/><br
/>He says that looking at the information out there and defaulting toward the negative "there's nothing supernatural" is equally as ignorant as any believer of any specific faith arguing for the existence of their god.<br
/><br
/>But when the score is <span>Natural: Countless</span> to <span>Supernatural: 0</span>, how much more evidence does one need before a natural assumption is seen as the more appropriate conclusion?<br
/><span><br
/><br
/><span>* - Just in time to be a day late... nice work there, Kev.</span></span><div><img
width="1" height="1" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7269254-2594259744079478916?l=drycereal.blogspot.com" alt="" /></div>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[I took part in the hardest debate I've had in ages yesterday evening.  The funny thing about it is, it was not a debate with a believer, it was with an atheistic agnostic.<br
/><br
/>This opponent of mine is a good buddy; he's just really tough to argue with.  He spends so much time aggressively nitpicking semantics and other details that the person speaking to him never gets to present a coherent statement. <br
/><br
/>It's like door-to-door salesmen trying to sell their respective encyclopedias and vacuum cleaners to each other, only the vacuum cleaner salesman's pitch consists of knocking his opponent's encyclopedias out of his hands.<br
/><br
/>Anyway, the primary point of contention boiled down to this: I'm a naturalist, and he's a scientifically-minded nonbeliever who insists on reserving space for the supernatural.<br
/><br
/>Here's the argument that came to me in the shower this morning.*<br
/><br
/>Everything that has ever been believed to be supernatural, has remained supernatural right up to the point at which it became scientifically understood.  Sounds almost too simple to need to be put into words.  The point is, we've never once found anything in nature that, once we learned a certain amount about it, determined that it was actually a supernatural phenomenon.  It just doesn't work that way.  The progression, <span
style="font-style: italic;">for every phenomenon in recorded human history,</span> has been from supernatural to natural... never the other way.  So, why is it reasonable to keep insisting that something truly supernatural must still be out there?  Isn't it more likely that it's all 'apparently supernatural' phenomena that just haven't been understood yet?<br
/><br
/>If the 'supernatural' set has been diminishing since its inception, and nothing has ever transitioned into it, don't you just take a step back and say, "Okay, this isn't a sound hypothesis after all."?<br
/><br
/><br
/>I see a string of  zeros trillions long, and I make the presumably safe assumption that it's probably more zeros to come.  He looks at it and says, "well there's gotta be a 1 at some point..." <br
/><br
/>He says that looking at the information out there and defaulting toward the negative "there's nothing supernatural" is equally as ignorant as any believer of any specific faith arguing for the existence of their god.<br
/><br
/>But when the score is <span
style="font-style: italic;">Natural: Countless</span> to <span
style="font-style: italic;">Supernatural: 0</span>, how much more evidence does one need before a natural assumption is seen as the more appropriate conclusion?<br
/><span
style="font-size:85%;"><br
/><br
/><span
style="font-style: italic;">* - Just in time to be a day late... nice work there, Kev.</span></span><div
class="blogger-post-footer"><img
width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7269254-2594259744079478916?l=drycereal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://drycereal.blogspot.com/feeds/2594259744079478916/comments/default</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>BLASPHEMY &#8211; FELICITOUS</title><link>http://drycereal.blogspot.com/2008/05/blasphemy-felicitous.html</link> <comments>http://drycereal.blogspot.com/2008/05/blasphemy-felicitous.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 16:11:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Riker</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[PA member]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[While not explicitly atheist in nature, it's a topic that runs in a similar vein; something worth rejoicing over in the net news today -<br
/><br
/><a
href="http://www.physorg.com/news129616516.html">http://www.physorg.com/news129616516.html</a><br
/><br
/>An accomplished physicist is making a career change; he's running for public office.  His motivation is to be part of a movement to restore evidence-based decision making to the political system.<br
/><br
/>I've been a fan of the idea of technocracy for some time now, but I never thought I'd hear about the apparently active and healthy political movement advocating it.  As a scientist might say, "Cool beans!"*<br
/><br
/><span><span>* - not an instruction to reduce the kinetic energy of a legume sample.</span></span><div><img
width="1" height="1" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7269254-143555706109270766?l=drycereal.blogspot.com" alt="" /></div>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[While not explicitly atheist in nature, it's a topic that runs in a similar vein; something worth rejoicing over in the net news today -<br
/><br
/><a
href="http://www.physorg.com/news129616516.html">http://www.physorg.com/news129616516.html</a><br
/><br
/>An accomplished physicist is making a career change; he's running for public office.  His motivation is to be part of a movement to restore evidence-based decision making to the political system.<br
/><br
/>I've been a fan of the idea of technocracy for some time now, but I never thought I'd hear about the apparently active and healthy political movement advocating it.  As a scientist might say, "Cool beans!"*<br
/><br
/><span
style="font-size:85%;"><span
style="font-style: italic;">* - not an instruction to reduce the kinetic energy of a legume sample.</span></span><div
class="blogger-post-footer"><img
width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7269254-143555706109270766?l=drycereal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://drycereal.blogspot.com/feeds/143555706109270766/comments/default</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>IDIOSYNCRATIC II</title><link>http://drycereal.blogspot.com/2008/05/idiosyncratic-ii.html</link> <comments>http://drycereal.blogspot.com/2008/05/idiosyncratic-ii.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 15:31:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Riker</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[PA member]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[I talked about jury duty before.  Here.  I didn't have many kind things to say at the time, mainly because my service consisted of listening to answering machine messages for a few weeks, then being thanked for my service.Well, It's a couple years late...]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[I talked about jury duty before.  <a
href="http://drycereal.blogspot.com/2006/06/idiosyncratic.html">Here</a>.  I didn't have many kind things to say at the time, mainly because my service consisted of listening to answering machine messages for a few weeks, then being thanked for my service.<br
/><br
/>Well, It's a couple years later, and I'm typing this from the Jury Assembly Room in the Orange County West Courthouse.  Maybe now I'll have something to type about.<br
/><br
/>It occurred to me in the shower* this morning that our only two civic responsibilities as U.S. citizens consist of selecting people from the middle masses and relegating them to opposite ends of the demographical spectrum... voting leaders to one side and criminals to the other**.<br
/><br
/>Of course, it helps to be close to one of those ends in the first place.  Either way, I'm finally*** going to perform the second sacred duty of citizenship, and maybe I'll have something exciting to report once I'm looking back from the other side.<br
/><br
/>I wonder if they're going to try to make me put my hand on a bible?<br
/><br
/><span
style="font-size:85%;"><span
style="font-style: italic;">* - as it almost always does.<br
/>** - maybe we're all criminals, and we're deciding which ones get carte blanche and the task of figuring out how to pay for everything, and which get a cinderblock studio apartment with everything paid for.<br
/>*** - well, maybe not.<br
/></span></span><div
class="blogger-post-footer"><img
width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7269254-2556805160370401254?l=drycereal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://drycereal.blogspot.com/feeds/2556805160370401254/comments/default</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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