(Although, some may say my lack of swearing elevates my posts above all of the others who just cuss and insult people incessantly...fucking retards!)
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Well fucking hell...This shit is crazy, I really fuckin' thought I cussed a shitload more in these rants than what this bullshit meter assclown thing says...oh-cocksucking-well...here's my fucking girly and piss poor pathetic result.
(Although, some may say my lack of swearing elevates my posts above all of the others who just cuss and insult people incessantly...fucking retards!)
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(Although, some may say my lack of swearing elevates my posts above all of the others who just cuss and insult people incessantly...fucking retards!)
Created by OnePlusYou
Well fucking hell...This shit is crazy, I really fuckin' thought I cussed a shitload more in these rants than what this bullshit meter assclown thing says...oh-cocksucking-well...here's my fucking girly and piss poor pathetic result.
(Although, some may say my lack of swearing elevates my posts above all of the others who just cuss and insult people incessantly...fucking retards!)
Created by OnePlusYou
(Although, some may say my lack of swearing elevates my posts above all of the others who just cuss and insult people incessantly...fucking retards!)
Created by OnePlusYou
IT'S A FUCKING PUPPY! These are the things that make it completely unrealistic to take anything that fundamentalists (of any religion) seriously. Maybe they should have instead sent a postcard with a beheaded journalist on it...obviously that's not as offensive as a puppy. Here's the story:
Muslims in the Scottish district of Tayside are outraged by the appearance of a wide-eyed, 6-week-old puppy on postcards distributed by the local police force, according to the Daily Mail.
Postcards showing police dog-in-training Rebel, a German shepherd born in early December, are causing a furor among the region’s Muslims who believe dogs are "ritually unclean," the Daily Mail reports.
The cute cards were meant to notify locals of a new telephone number for non-emergency phone calls but instead have become a flashpoint for a clash of cultures. Shopkeepers are refusing to display the offending ad and a Dundee city councilor is calling for an investigation.
"My concern was that it's not welcomed by all communities, with the dog on the cards," said Dundee councilor Mohammed Asif, according to the report.
The Tayside police force said the police puppy, the force’s "newest recruit," was not intended to cause offense.
"His incredible worldwide popularity — he has attracted record visitor numbers to our Web site — led us to believe Rebel could play a starring role in the promotion of our non-emergency number," said a police spokesperson.
Sickening. Perhaps the best thing to do is to just leave the police out of these neighborhoods all together...I mean, we wouldn't want to accidentally offend anyone. So Scotland, do your duty and stop offending moronic islamic fundies by patrolling their neighborhoods.
IT'S A FUCKING PUPPY! These are the things that make it completely unrealistic to take anything that fundamentalists (of any religion) seriously. Maybe they should have instead sent a postcard with a beheaded journalist on it...obviously that's not as offensive as a puppy. Here's the story:
Muslims in the Scottish district of Tayside are outraged by the appearance of a wide-eyed, 6-week-old puppy on postcards distributed by the local police force, according to the Daily Mail.
Postcards showing police dog-in-training Rebel, a German shepherd born in early December, are causing a furor among the region’s Muslims who believe dogs are "ritually unclean," the Daily Mail reports.
The cute cards were meant to notify locals of a new telephone number for non-emergency phone calls but instead have become a flashpoint for a clash of cultures. Shopkeepers are refusing to display the offending ad and a Dundee city councilor is calling for an investigation.
"My concern was that it's not welcomed by all communities, with the dog on the cards," said Dundee councilor Mohammed Asif, according to the report.
The Tayside police force said the police puppy, the force’s "newest recruit," was not intended to cause offense.
"His incredible worldwide popularity — he has attracted record visitor numbers to our Web site — led us to believe Rebel could play a starring role in the promotion of our non-emergency number," said a police spokesperson.
Sickening. Perhaps the best thing to do is to just leave the police out of these neighborhoods all together...I mean, we wouldn't want to accidentally offend anyone. So Scotland, do your duty and stop offending moronic islamic fundies by patrolling their neighborhoods.
"I do believe that the Bible is banned, under the plain language of this new statute," said Steve Crampton, general counsel of Liberty Counsel, a national pro- family litigation organization.
Well it's about freakin' time. And of course, we all knew that those ne'er-do-well left wingers would ban the bible first! In fact, looking through Colorado's pending legislation, there isn't a single other book up for banning!
Steve Crampton: You are an asshat. You are an alarmist psychopath with a persecution complex. You need to be medicated, and quickly.
What the evangelofascists are complaining about this time is Colorado SB 200 a bill signed into law which would curtail public discrimination of gays, lesbians, bi-sexuals, and transgendered individuals. There's a lot more to it than that but, the religiotards are up in arms about a line in there that says something about it being illegal to publicly distribute stuff that bashes those people. Apparently they think that means that you can't have a bible in Colorado anymore.
Sigh...it gets tiring having to correct people all day. Let me tell you all something, I've mentioned it before, I am not a college educated man. I read a lot but, never had any sort of formal education (outside of an apprenticeship -- some other day I'll talk about that) beyond high school...And even I can figure this shit out!
Right here...Section 1 (that means the very first thing they wrote Steve) says:
SECTION 1. Legislative declaration. The general assembly hereby finds, determines, and declares that nothing in this act is intended to impede or otherwise limit the protections contained in section 4 of article II of the state constitution concerning the free exercise and enjoyment of religious profession and worship.NOTHING IN THIS ACT IS INTENDED TO IMPEDE OR OTHERWISE LIMIT THE PROTECTIONS...CONCERNING THE FREE EXERCISE AND "ENJOYMENT" OF RELIGIOUS PROFESSION AND WORSHIP.
Learn to fucking read you twat! Christ, you people piss me off so bad that all I can do is laugh. You just make yourselves look worse and worse everytime you write something down or open your bile filed mouths. Knock it off or one of these days something is going to shut your mouth for you...and it's not going to be a piece of legal legislation that specifically says in it's first goddamned sentence that it's exactly not going to do exactly what you are saying it is doing!
P.S. This is actually my 51st post...I forgot to mention it in my previous post...so...yeah...
"I do believe that the Bible is banned, under the plain language of this new statute," said Steve Crampton, general counsel of Liberty Counsel, a national pro- family litigation organization.
Well it's about freakin' time. And of course, we all knew that those ne'er-do-well left wingers would ban the bible first! In fact, looking through Colorado's pending legislation, there isn't a single other book up for banning!
Steve Crampton: You are an asshat. You are an alarmist psychopath with a persecution complex. You need to be medicated, and quickly.
What the evangelofascists are complaining about this time is Colorado SB 200 a bill signed into law which would curtail public discrimination of gays, lesbians, bi-sexuals, and transgendered individuals. There's a lot more to it than that but, the religiotards are up in arms about a line in there that says something about it being illegal to publicly distribute stuff that bashes those people. Apparently they think that means that you can't have a bible in Colorado anymore.
Sigh...it gets tiring having to correct people all day. Let me tell you all something, I've mentioned it before, I am not a college educated man. I read a lot but, never had any sort of formal education (outside of an apprenticeship -- some other day I'll talk about that) beyond high school...And even I can figure this shit out!
Right here...Section 1 (that means the very first thing they wrote Steve) says:
SECTION 1. Legislative declaration. The general assembly hereby finds, determines, and declares that nothing in this act is intended to impede or otherwise limit the protections contained in section 4 of article II of the state constitution concerning the free exercise and enjoyment of religious profession and worship.NOTHING IN THIS ACT IS INTENDED TO IMPEDE OR OTHERWISE LIMIT THE PROTECTIONS...CONCERNING THE FREE EXERCISE AND "ENJOYMENT" OF RELIGIOUS PROFESSION AND WORSHIP.
Learn to fucking read you twat! Christ, you people piss me off so bad that all I can do is laugh. You just make yourselves look worse and worse everytime you write something down or open your bile filed mouths. Knock it off or one of these days something is going to shut your mouth for you...and it's not going to be a piece of legal legislation that specifically says in it's first goddamned sentence that it's exactly not going to do exactly what you are saying it is doing!
P.S. This is actually my 51st post...I forgot to mention it in my previous post...so...yeah...
Check out this headline via Christian Newswire:
Pro-Homosexual Researchers? Whatev...
I won't paste the whole article for you here but, if you want to read it you can do so HERE. The big point that is making them all squirmy in their pulpits is the fact that openly gay parents may influence their children to experiment with homosexuality.
Well, run for the hills!
I wonder why there was no mention of the study that showed how openly heterosexual parents influenced their youngins to experiment with heterosexuality...Oh...Yeah, there was no study because it's goddamned ridiculous!
Kids emulate adults up to a certain age, then loads of them rebel against those same adults. So, if it will make the fundies undies become unbunched I will relate a short story to you about my emulation and consequential rebellion.
My dad was always very strict about the drug use thing. My dad also disliked Pink Floyd and Anthrax. (That Anthrax video kicks some serious assssss.) During my younger years, say from infancy to 14 I was also against drug use and stayed away from nefarious bands like Pink Floyd and Anthrax. And then for some reason, the rebel came out of hiding. I dove headfirst into drugs, Pink Floyd, Anthrax and all sorts of other "bad" things...Things my dad thought were bad. I realized that I really liked drugs, Pink Floyd and all sorts of other "bad" things.
Well, it's no surprise that I outgrew the drugs (I like my brain, sometimes). I wouldn't consider myself "anti-drug" but, I just don't do it anymore. I still love Pink Floyd and Anthrax. I'm not my Dad nor am I the antithesis of my father. I took things from him, from my mother, from friends, teachers, pastors, cousins, aunts & uncles, and pretty much anyone that I had decent conversations with. As far as I am concerned that is what has made me the person I am today.
Parents have a lot of pull in how their children turn out, but being influential in their sexuality is minimal, at most. Any sane person knows...let me stress that: Any sane person knows that you can't control who you are attracted to any more than you can change the color of your eyes.
So, to Christian Newswire: Take your homophobic half-science and shove it up your ass...make sure you don't enjoy it though, you never know where that kind of influence can lead!
Pro-Homosexual Researchers Conceal Findings Relevant to Same-Sex Marriage Debate: Openly Homosexual Parents Influence Sexuality of Children
Pro-Homosexual Researchers? Whatev...
I won't paste the whole article for you here but, if you want to read it you can do so HERE. The big point that is making them all squirmy in their pulpits is the fact that openly gay parents may influence their children to experiment with homosexuality.
Well, run for the hills!
I wonder why there was no mention of the study that showed how openly heterosexual parents influenced their youngins to experiment with heterosexuality...Oh...Yeah, there was no study because it's goddamned ridiculous!
Kids emulate adults up to a certain age, then loads of them rebel against those same adults. So, if it will make the fundies undies become unbunched I will relate a short story to you about my emulation and consequential rebellion.
My dad was always very strict about the drug use thing. My dad also disliked Pink Floyd and Anthrax. (That Anthrax video kicks some serious assssss.) During my younger years, say from infancy to 14 I was also against drug use and stayed away from nefarious bands like Pink Floyd and Anthrax. And then for some reason, the rebel came out of hiding. I dove headfirst into drugs, Pink Floyd, Anthrax and all sorts of other "bad" things...Things my dad thought were bad. I realized that I really liked drugs, Pink Floyd and all sorts of other "bad" things.
Well, it's no surprise that I outgrew the drugs (I like my brain, sometimes). I wouldn't consider myself "anti-drug" but, I just don't do it anymore. I still love Pink Floyd and Anthrax. I'm not my Dad nor am I the antithesis of my father. I took things from him, from my mother, from friends, teachers, pastors, cousins, aunts & uncles, and pretty much anyone that I had decent conversations with. As far as I am concerned that is what has made me the person I am today.
Parents have a lot of pull in how their children turn out, but being influential in their sexuality is minimal, at most. Any sane person knows...let me stress that: Any sane person knows that you can't control who you are attracted to any more than you can change the color of your eyes.
So, to Christian Newswire: Take your homophobic half-science and shove it up your ass...make sure you don't enjoy it though, you never know where that kind of influence can lead!
Check out this headline via Christian Newswire:
Pro-Homosexual Researchers? Whatev...
I won't paste the whole article for you here but, if you want to read it you can do so HERE. The big point that is making them all squirmy in their pulpits is the fact that openly gay parents may influence their children to experiment with homosexuality.
Well, run for the hills!
I wonder why there was no mention of the study that showed how openly heterosexual parents influenced their youngins to experiment with heterosexuality...Oh...Yeah, there was no study because it's goddamned ridiculous!
Kids emulate adults up to a certain age, then loads of them rebel against those same adults. So, if it will make the fundies undies become unbunched I will relate a short story to you about my emulation and consequential rebellion.
My dad was always very strict about the drug use thing. My dad also disliked Pink Floyd and Anthrax. (That Anthrax video kicks some serious assssss.) During my younger years, say from infancy to 14 I was also against drug use and stayed away from nefarious bands like Pink Floyd and Anthrax. And then for some reason, the rebel came out of hiding. I dove headfirst into drugs, Pink Floyd, Anthrax and all sorts of other "bad" things...Things my dad thought were bad. I realized that I really liked drugs, Pink Floyd and all sorts of other "bad" things.
Well, it's no surprise that I outgrew the drugs (I like my brain, sometimes). I wouldn't consider myself "anti-drug" but, I just don't do it anymore. I still love Pink Floyd and Anthrax. I'm not my Dad nor am I the antithesis of my father. I took things from him, from my mother, from friends, teachers, pastors, cousins, aunts & uncles, and pretty much anyone that I had decent conversations with. As far as I am concerned that is what has made me the person I am today.
Parents have a lot of pull in how their children turn out, but being influential in their sexuality is minimal, at most. Any sane person knows...let me stress that: Any sane person knows that you can't control who you are attracted to any more than you can change the color of your eyes.
So, to Christian Newswire: Take your homophobic half-science and shove it up your ass...make sure you don't enjoy it though, you never know where that kind of influence can lead!
Pro-Homosexual Researchers Conceal Findings Relevant to Same-Sex Marriage Debate: Openly Homosexual Parents Influence Sexuality of Children
Pro-Homosexual Researchers? Whatev...
I won't paste the whole article for you here but, if you want to read it you can do so HERE. The big point that is making them all squirmy in their pulpits is the fact that openly gay parents may influence their children to experiment with homosexuality.
Well, run for the hills!
I wonder why there was no mention of the study that showed how openly heterosexual parents influenced their youngins to experiment with heterosexuality...Oh...Yeah, there was no study because it's goddamned ridiculous!
Kids emulate adults up to a certain age, then loads of them rebel against those same adults. So, if it will make the fundies undies become unbunched I will relate a short story to you about my emulation and consequential rebellion.
My dad was always very strict about the drug use thing. My dad also disliked Pink Floyd and Anthrax. (That Anthrax video kicks some serious assssss.) During my younger years, say from infancy to 14 I was also against drug use and stayed away from nefarious bands like Pink Floyd and Anthrax. And then for some reason, the rebel came out of hiding. I dove headfirst into drugs, Pink Floyd, Anthrax and all sorts of other "bad" things...Things my dad thought were bad. I realized that I really liked drugs, Pink Floyd and all sorts of other "bad" things.
Well, it's no surprise that I outgrew the drugs (I like my brain, sometimes). I wouldn't consider myself "anti-drug" but, I just don't do it anymore. I still love Pink Floyd and Anthrax. I'm not my Dad nor am I the antithesis of my father. I took things from him, from my mother, from friends, teachers, pastors, cousins, aunts & uncles, and pretty much anyone that I had decent conversations with. As far as I am concerned that is what has made me the person I am today.
Parents have a lot of pull in how their children turn out, but being influential in their sexuality is minimal, at most. Any sane person knows...let me stress that: Any sane person knows that you can't control who you are attracted to any more than you can change the color of your eyes.
So, to Christian Newswire: Take your homophobic half-science and shove it up your ass...make sure you don't enjoy it though, you never know where that kind of influence can lead!
This has to be one of the worst xtian arguments against the "If god is so wonderful and benevolent, why does it allow/cause bad things happen?" question. It's from a supposed chat room conversation where a bunch of mean and nasty atheists were ganging up on poor Matt Slick...More xtian persecution, shame on you atheists!
Matt Slick is some fundie apologetic who refuses to post under his own name outside of the Christian Apologetics and Research Ministry (CARM) sites, boards and chat room, "This low profile is so impersonators can be easily spotted." Here are some excerpts from this "chat" interlaced with my cunning and stunning criticism.
Right from the start the character known as "Vic" sounds forced and false. I love the whole idea that disease and death are consequences of sin. So that absolves god of any wrong doing...Even though god is the one who, through ridiculous measures, set up the whole "sin" thing.
*ahem* What? Using old testament scripture to justify the "new" god isn't supposed to happen anymore, right? Dobson?
Ugh...Historically accurate it surely is not. Powerful only if you use it as kindling. Prophesy is bullshit. Next!
*head-desk* *head-desk* *head-desk* 'Scuse me while I mash my keyboard asd vjkl ;SWwo asdos2 d234\][`/
...Meet Judy:
Sweet...I like Judy.
Fuck You Judy!
*Clap Clap* Way to end it on a high note there, Matt. He pretty much just said that all gods are either demons or man-made. All, that is, except for his twisted god. It's funny sometimes to read these "christian tools for talking to atheists" types of posts but, when you step back you can see the sinister motives behind the arguments and the men who would make these arguments.
I don't respect religion. I will never give a blanket respect to an unfounded set of outmoded and outdated rules to live by. I will not say, "I respect your beliefs," just because it's the polite thing to do. And finally, I will not politely ask xtian witnesses who show up on my front porch to leave, no, I will chase them down the street, screaming and cursing, all the way up the hill to the entrance of our neighborhood and the big wooden sign that says "No Soliciting." Then I will spank them with it, fraternity pledge style.
P.S. Matt Slick? Sounds like an 80's porn star wannabe name. I know that we can't choose our names but, maybe Matthew Slick...That at least sounds a tad less dirty.
Matt Slick is some fundie apologetic who refuses to post under his own name outside of the Christian Apologetics and Research Ministry (CARM) sites, boards and chat room, "This low profile is so impersonators can be easily spotted." Here are some excerpts from this "chat" interlaced with my cunning and stunning criticism.
Vic: God cannot be good if he allows people to get sick with cancer because cancer is bad and God is supposed to be good.
Matt: So... why is it that God is NOT supposed to make us sick or something? I mean, why not? Maybe he has a good reason. Maybe there is a good in it. Then again, maybe this is just what the world is like with sin in it. Besides, God doesn't owe me or you anything.
Right from the start the character known as "Vic" sounds forced and false. I love the whole idea that disease and death are consequences of sin. So that absolves god of any wrong doing...Even though god is the one who, through ridiculous measures, set up the whole "sin" thing.
Vic: God, who is our father, should not do bad things to us, such as give us cancer.
Matt: oh.... Exodus 4:11 is a problem for you then. It says in there that God makes the eye blind, the ear deaf, etc.
Phil: Matt, do you really think anyone here accepts that moldy text created by smelly sheep herders?
Matt: I don't know.... is it an a priori that the texts are not reliable?
*ahem* What? Using old testament scripture to justify the "new" god isn't supposed to happen anymore, right? Dobson?
Matt: The Bible is historically accurate, powerful, prophetic, etc. You aren't answering my question.... I see God as good... I don't understand what he does sometimes. But it does not change his nature. He is infinitely above me and permits things to happen. I DO take some things on faith.
Ugh...Historically accurate it surely is not. Powerful only if you use it as kindling. Prophesy is bullshit. Next!
Phil: Vick: Since God is beyond any human judgment, it really doesn't matter to a Christian. God can hurt anyone he/she/it wants to, and well, that's tough.
Matt: Phil. That is correct.
*head-desk* *head-desk* *head-desk* 'Scuse me while I mash my keyboard asd vjkl ;SWwo asdos2 d234\][`/
...Meet Judy:
Judy: Matt, you cannot prove God. If you could, then I would want nothing to do with whatever "god" you prove.
Sweet...I like Judy.
Phil: Matt, Judy is a Christian, by the way.
Judy: There you go blowing my cover again.
Fuck You Judy!
Vic: Matt, are the miraculous events witnessed by Hindus the result of Aryan Gods, or the Hebrew Gods?
Matt: They are demonic miracles. Jesus stated that the ungodly can perform miracles... but not by the power of God.
Vic: Matt, the Hindu gods being demons then?
Matt: Vic, yes.
Phil: Vic, Well, any other god would be a demon, or a mere human creation, apparently.
Matt: Phil. That is correct.
*Clap Clap* Way to end it on a high note there, Matt. He pretty much just said that all gods are either demons or man-made. All, that is, except for his twisted god. It's funny sometimes to read these "christian tools for talking to atheists" types of posts but, when you step back you can see the sinister motives behind the arguments and the men who would make these arguments.
I don't respect religion. I will never give a blanket respect to an unfounded set of outmoded and outdated rules to live by. I will not say, "I respect your beliefs," just because it's the polite thing to do. And finally, I will not politely ask xtian witnesses who show up on my front porch to leave, no, I will chase them down the street, screaming and cursing, all the way up the hill to the entrance of our neighborhood and the big wooden sign that says "No Soliciting." Then I will spank them with it, fraternity pledge style.
P.S. Matt Slick? Sounds like an 80's porn star wannabe name. I know that we can't choose our names but, maybe Matthew Slick...That at least sounds a tad less dirty.
This has to be one of the worst xtian arguments against the "If god is so wonderful and benevolent, why does it allow/cause bad things happen?" question. It's from a supposed chat room conversation where a bunch of mean and nasty atheists were ganging up on poor Matt Slick...More xtian persecution, shame on you atheists!
Matt Slick is some fundie apologetic who refuses to post under his own name outside of the Christian Apologetics and Research Ministry (CARM) sites, boards and chat room, "This low profile is so impersonators can be easily spotted." Here are some excerpts from this "chat" interlaced with my cunning and stunning criticism.
Right from the start the character known as "Vic" sounds forced and false. I love the whole idea that disease and death are consequences of sin. So that absolves god of any wrong doing...Even though god is the one who, through ridiculous measures, set up the whole "sin" thing.
*ahem* What? Using old testament scripture to justify the "new" god isn't supposed to happen anymore, right? Dobson?
Ugh...Historically accurate it surely is not. Powerful only if you use it as kindling. Prophesy is bullshit. Next!
*head-desk* *head-desk* *head-desk* 'Scuse me while I mash my keyboard asd vjkl ;SWwo asdos2 d234\][`/
...Meet Judy:
Sweet...I like Judy.
Fuck You Judy!
*Clap Clap* Way to end it on a high note there, Matt. He pretty much just said that all gods are either demons or man-made. All, that is, except for his twisted god. It's funny sometimes to read these "christian tools for talking to atheists" types of posts but, when you step back you can see the sinister motives behind the arguments and the men who would make these arguments.
I don't respect religion. I will never give a blanket respect to an unfounded set of outmoded and outdated rules to live by. I will not say, "I respect your beliefs," just because it's the polite thing to do. And finally, I will not politely ask xtian witnesses who show up on my front porch to leave, no, I will chase them down the street, screaming and cursing, all the way up the hill to the entrance of our neighborhood and the big wooden sign that says "No Soliciting." Then I will spank them with it, fraternity pledge style.
P.S. Matt Slick? Sounds like an 80's porn star wannabe name. I know that we can't choose our names but, maybe Matthew Slick...That at least sounds a tad less dirty.
Matt Slick is some fundie apologetic who refuses to post under his own name outside of the Christian Apologetics and Research Ministry (CARM) sites, boards and chat room, "This low profile is so impersonators can be easily spotted." Here are some excerpts from this "chat" interlaced with my cunning and stunning criticism.
Vic: God cannot be good if he allows people to get sick with cancer because cancer is bad and God is supposed to be good.
Matt: So... why is it that God is NOT supposed to make us sick or something? I mean, why not? Maybe he has a good reason. Maybe there is a good in it. Then again, maybe this is just what the world is like with sin in it. Besides, God doesn't owe me or you anything.
Right from the start the character known as "Vic" sounds forced and false. I love the whole idea that disease and death are consequences of sin. So that absolves god of any wrong doing...Even though god is the one who, through ridiculous measures, set up the whole "sin" thing.
Vic: God, who is our father, should not do bad things to us, such as give us cancer.
Matt: oh.... Exodus 4:11 is a problem for you then. It says in there that God makes the eye blind, the ear deaf, etc.
Phil: Matt, do you really think anyone here accepts that moldy text created by smelly sheep herders?
Matt: I don't know.... is it an a priori that the texts are not reliable?
*ahem* What? Using old testament scripture to justify the "new" god isn't supposed to happen anymore, right? Dobson?
Matt: The Bible is historically accurate, powerful, prophetic, etc. You aren't answering my question.... I see God as good... I don't understand what he does sometimes. But it does not change his nature. He is infinitely above me and permits things to happen. I DO take some things on faith.
Ugh...Historically accurate it surely is not. Powerful only if you use it as kindling. Prophesy is bullshit. Next!
Phil: Vick: Since God is beyond any human judgment, it really doesn't matter to a Christian. God can hurt anyone he/she/it wants to, and well, that's tough.
Matt: Phil. That is correct.
*head-desk* *head-desk* *head-desk* 'Scuse me while I mash my keyboard asd vjkl ;SWwo asdos2 d234\][`/
...Meet Judy:
Judy: Matt, you cannot prove God. If you could, then I would want nothing to do with whatever "god" you prove.
Sweet...I like Judy.
Phil: Matt, Judy is a Christian, by the way.
Judy: There you go blowing my cover again.
Fuck You Judy!
Vic: Matt, are the miraculous events witnessed by Hindus the result of Aryan Gods, or the Hebrew Gods?
Matt: They are demonic miracles. Jesus stated that the ungodly can perform miracles... but not by the power of God.
Vic: Matt, the Hindu gods being demons then?
Matt: Vic, yes.
Phil: Vic, Well, any other god would be a demon, or a mere human creation, apparently.
Matt: Phil. That is correct.
*Clap Clap* Way to end it on a high note there, Matt. He pretty much just said that all gods are either demons or man-made. All, that is, except for his twisted god. It's funny sometimes to read these "christian tools for talking to atheists" types of posts but, when you step back you can see the sinister motives behind the arguments and the men who would make these arguments.
I don't respect religion. I will never give a blanket respect to an unfounded set of outmoded and outdated rules to live by. I will not say, "I respect your beliefs," just because it's the polite thing to do. And finally, I will not politely ask xtian witnesses who show up on my front porch to leave, no, I will chase them down the street, screaming and cursing, all the way up the hill to the entrance of our neighborhood and the big wooden sign that says "No Soliciting." Then I will spank them with it, fraternity pledge style.
P.S. Matt Slick? Sounds like an 80's porn star wannabe name. I know that we can't choose our names but, maybe Matthew Slick...That at least sounds a tad less dirty.
June 30, 2008
The Dangers of Auto-Replace
In addition to blocking traffic from websites they don’t like, it looks like the web-geniuses behind the American Family Association’s OneNewsNow site have a few other tricks up their sleeves, such as automatically replacing any use of the word “gay” with the word “homosexual” in any of the AP stories they run … leading to instances in which proper names are reformatted to meet their ridiculous standard, such as this article about sprinter Tyson Gay winning the 100 meters at the U.S. Olympic track and field trials in which he is renamed “Tyson Homosexual”:
Though AFA has since corrected its article, it looks like this auto-replace feature has been embarrassing them for quite some time now:
And while they may have fixed this particular instance, it looks like they haven't gone back through their archives and corrected other articles where this happened, such as this article where professional basketball player Rudy Gay is referred to as "Rudy Homosexual."
June 30, 2008
The Dangers of Auto-Replace
In addition to blocking traffic from websites they don’t like, it looks like the web-geniuses behind the American Family Association’s OneNewsNow site have a few other tricks up their sleeves, such as automatically replacing any use of the word “gay” with the word “homosexual” in any of the AP stories they run … leading to instances in which proper names are reformatted to meet their ridiculous standard, such as this article about sprinter Tyson Gay winning the 100 meters at the U.S. Olympic track and field trials in which he is renamed “Tyson Homosexual”:
Though AFA has since corrected its article, it looks like this auto-replace feature has been embarrassing them for quite some time now:
And while they may have fixed this particular instance, it looks like they haven't gone back through their archives and corrected other articles where this happened, such as this article where professional basketball player Rudy Gay is referred to as "Rudy Homosexual."
As you may very well know, the Heretincess and I are going to be married soon (see countdown clock up and to the right)! We are now checking out wedding favors for our guests and have stumbled upon some pretty interesting things like personalized seed cards and mint tins. Instead of our guests throwing seeds, they will be able to plant them...I think the Park Rangers would prefer that.
Here's where we are kind of stuck...tattoos. We both have a few tattoos, me more so than her, and want to get something original for our wedding. We have a few ideas and so far the front runner is a Mobius Strip with the date, time, and GPS coordinates written on it. We may get them behind our ears, on our foot, possibly on our right wrist, our left wrists are already taken.
Here's my request for anyone who may read this thing: Help us come up with original ideas, it's not really a contest...I'm just trying to get some inspiration. Although, if someone were to submit some kick ass designs...something that really blew me away...I may send that someone something special...A surprise!
Clock's ticking!
Thanks,
Parker
Here's where we are kind of stuck...tattoos. We both have a few tattoos, me more so than her, and want to get something original for our wedding. We have a few ideas and so far the front runner is a Mobius Strip with the date, time, and GPS coordinates written on it. We may get them behind our ears, on our foot, possibly on our right wrist, our left wrists are already taken.
Here's my request for anyone who may read this thing: Help us come up with original ideas, it's not really a contest...I'm just trying to get some inspiration. Although, if someone were to submit some kick ass designs...something that really blew me away...I may send that someone something special...A surprise!
Clock's ticking!
Thanks,
Parker
As you may very well know, the Heretincess and I are going to be married soon (see countdown clock up and to the right)! We are now checking out wedding favors for our guests and have stumbled upon some pretty interesting things like personalized seed cards and mint tins. Instead of our guests throwing seeds, they will be able to plant them...I think the Park Rangers would prefer that.
Here's where we are kind of stuck...tattoos. We both have a few tattoos, me more so than her, and want to get something original for our wedding. We have a few ideas and so far the front runner is a Mobius Strip with the date, time, and GPS coordinates written on it. We may get them behind our ears, on our foot, possibly on our right wrist, our left wrists are already taken.
Here's my request for anyone who may read this thing: Help us come up with original ideas, it's not really a contest...I'm just trying to get some inspiration. Although, if someone were to submit some kick ass designs...something that really blew me away...I may send that someone something special...A surprise!
Clock's ticking!
Thanks,
Parker
Here's where we are kind of stuck...tattoos. We both have a few tattoos, me more so than her, and want to get something original for our wedding. We have a few ideas and so far the front runner is a Mobius Strip with the date, time, and GPS coordinates written on it. We may get them behind our ears, on our foot, possibly on our right wrist, our left wrists are already taken.
Here's my request for anyone who may read this thing: Help us come up with original ideas, it's not really a contest...I'm just trying to get some inspiration. Although, if someone were to submit some kick ass designs...something that really blew me away...I may send that someone something special...A surprise!
Clock's ticking!
Thanks,
Parker
Recently, my lady pointed out these christian propaganda pamphlets:
They are little booklets there to let all of us know which local businesses can be trusted...because you can always trust a christian. Anyway, I thought of something more useful for them:
I noticed that my grocer, like so many others, have recycling bins right inside the front doors:
Being a good citizen of the planet Earth, I usually try to recycle all of the filthy garbage that I can. Everything from PBR bottles to milk cartons to newspapers to tired old propaganda!
Bye, bye! To anyone who thinks this is mean...they were free after all.
On the plus side I have a whole host of new businesses to add to my boycott list so, move over Chick-Fil-A! After further inspection "a whole host of new businesses" may be overstating the facts...try like 10 businesses.
Here are a few other things that annoy me about this garbage (literally now):
What the hell is the christian business model anyway? I guess I must have missed that book of the bible.
Not if me and my recycling bin buddies can help it! At least they don't have any members...well 10 members...hardly seems worth it to print up hundreds of these full color, glossy brochures for me to throw away. Poor bastard.
I approve and would like to encourage all of you to follow suit.
They are little booklets there to let all of us know which local businesses can be trusted...because you can always trust a christian. Anyway, I thought of something more useful for them:
I noticed that my grocer, like so many others, have recycling bins right inside the front doors:
Being a good citizen of the planet Earth, I usually try to recycle all of the filthy garbage that I can. Everything from PBR bottles to milk cartons to newspapers to tired old propaganda!
Bye, bye! To anyone who thinks this is mean...they were free after all.
On the plus side I have a whole host of new businesses to add to my boycott list so, move over Chick-Fil-A! After further inspection "a whole host of new businesses" may be overstating the facts...try like 10 businesses.
Here are a few other things that annoy me about this garbage (literally now):
"We are geared towards bringing the Christian business model to the rest of the world."
What the hell is the christian business model anyway? I guess I must have missed that book of the bible.
"Triangle Christian Business Network will bring visibility to your business and expose your product to thousands that visit our website as well as church websites that are affiliated with TCBN."
Not if me and my recycling bin buddies can help it! At least they don't have any members...well 10 members...hardly seems worth it to print up hundreds of these full color, glossy brochures for me to throw away. Poor bastard.
I approve and would like to encourage all of you to follow suit.
Recently, my lady pointed out these christian propaganda pamphlets:
They are little booklets there to let all of us know which local businesses can be trusted...because you can always trust a christian. Anyway, I thought of something more useful for them:
I noticed that my grocer, like so many others, have recycling bins right inside the front doors:
Being a good citizen of the planet Earth, I usually try to recycle all of the filthy garbage that I can. Everything from PBR bottles to milk cartons to newspapers to tired old propaganda!Bye, bye! To anyone who thinks this is mean...they were free after all.
On the plus side I have a whole host of new businesses to add to my boycott list so, move over Chick-Fil-A! After further inspection "a whole host of new businesses" may be overstating the facts...try like 10 businesses.
Here are a few other things that annoy me about this garbage (literally now):
What the hell is the christian business model anyway? I guess I must have missed that book of the bible.
Not if me and my recycling bin buddies can help it! At least they don't have any members...well 10 members...hardly seems worth it to print up hundreds of these full color, glossy brochures for me to throw away. Poor bastard.
I approve and would like to encourage all of you to follow suit.
They are little booklets there to let all of us know which local businesses can be trusted...because you can always trust a christian. Anyway, I thought of something more useful for them:I noticed that my grocer, like so many others, have recycling bins right inside the front doors:Being a good citizen of the planet Earth, I usually try to recycle all of the filthy garbage that I can. Everything from PBR bottles to milk cartons to newspapers to tired old propaganda!Bye, bye! To anyone who thinks this is mean...they were free after all.On the plus side I have a whole host of new businesses to add to my boycott list so, move over Chick-Fil-A! After further inspection "a whole host of new businesses" may be overstating the facts...try like 10 businesses.
Here are a few other things that annoy me about this garbage (literally now):
"We are geared towards bringing the Christian business model to the rest of the world."
What the hell is the christian business model anyway? I guess I must have missed that book of the bible.
"Triangle Christian Business Network will bring visibility to your business and expose your product to thousands that visit our website as well as church websites that are affiliated with TCBN."
Not if me and my recycling bin buddies can help it! At least they don't have any members...well 10 members...hardly seems worth it to print up hundreds of these full color, glossy brochures for me to throw away. Poor bastard.
I approve and would like to encourage all of you to follow suit.
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