Author Archive for Mojoey

Youth pastor Jeff Wasley convicted

Youth pastor Jeffrey Alan Wasley or "Magic Jeff", or Jeff the kid loving magician, pleaded guilty to one count of possession of child pornography. He will spend 20 years in Federal prison and face the rest of his life on probation.

"This case is a sobering reminder that there are troubled and dangerous people in our community who will go to great lengths to gain sexual access to our children," U.S. Attorney Sally Yates said in a written statement released after Wasley pleaded guilty to one count of child pornography.

Pastor Wasley used to sneak in to public bathrooms with a video camera to secretly tape young boys peeing. His computers had tens of thousands of images of child porn, plus hundreds of videos he made himself. All of this on the side. His real calling was molesting children while performing magic tricks. the guy is a freak. He prompted one of my top ten rules: Never let you kids go to a public restroom alone, especially in cities with three or more Baptists churches or magical youth ministers.

Read more about Magic Jeff here.

 

Caipirinha and new friends

I tried a new drink last night at a party held at the Renaissance hotel in Suzhou, Caipirinha, the national cocktail of Brazil. It's made from Cachaca, sugar and lemon. It's delicious but packs a heavyweight punch. I only had one. My friends drank several... to their peril. The Cachaca was 60% alcohol by volume, which made it impossibly strong, but the sugar hid the alcohol content so it went down easy. I watched as several of my friends slipped into an alcohol induced daze. I decided to stick to my scotch. We were at a social event, it was best to not get fall down drunk.

I met a Brit while watching a cute floor show (Think 6 year old girl doing modern dance). As the night wore on and our tongues loosened, he said the inevitable line, "You don't seem like a typical American." I had to laugh. I hear it all the time. He was referring to my quiet and friendly disposition in a backhanded aren't-all-Americans-assholes kind of way. I let it pass not wanting to stir up trouble in such a nice social setting. He went on to comment on our religiosity. He mentioned that most Brit's were not religious but tend toward atheist or agnostic, or just not interested. He talked about American fundamentalism and the rise of the religious right. He talked at me for a long time before stopping to ask if he had offended me. I told him no, and added that I was a rare American atheist, well not so rare now a days as there seems to be more of us every day. He commented on the American atheist movement and on how vibrant our online blogging community was. He mentioned reading the Friendly Atheist and Atheist Revolution. I bought him a drink at that point and then told him I write an Atheist themed blog called Deep Thoughts. He looked at me strangely for a few seconds and then said, "Are you Mojoey?" When I said "yes" he jumped up and gave me a big man hug. It is such a small world. It turns out he's been a reader for five years. We've corresponded. How weird is that?

His last comment to me… "You're not kidding about being a big friendly guy…" Ha! we are all big and friendly when you have your beer goggles on!

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Youth pastor Shane Horning sentenced

 
Youth Pastor Shane Horning was sentenced to a year in jail and five years probation, but was given credit for time served so he will see no more jail time. Plus, he does not have to register as a sex offender becuase "he felt remorseful". Someboy is drinking the coolaid.
 
The sentence was part of a negotiated plea between prosecutors and Horning, which allows him to not have to register as a sex offender, according to Horning's defense attorney Fred Thiagarajah. Horning has no prior sex offenses on his record, and immediately admitted to the crimes, Thiagarajah said.
 
At least he lost his job. I wonder if he will become a Baptist? They hire convicted child molesters all the time.
 

Eat those chicken bones

My team was invited out for Japanese food in Suzhou last night. I was told it would be sushi, and there was some sushi, but most of the food was stuff I’ve never had before served in a style called Yakatori. Basically, if they can put it on a stick, we ate it. So aside from the chicken livers, hearts and other odd bits. I ate a whole bunch of stuff that was new to me, like a dish they called chicken bones. I’m not sure where the meat came from, it might have been comb, or parts of the chicken feet, but it was a chewy mess. Good though, but hard on the teeth. It was like eating chicken flavored soft rocks.

 

I also tried Yukke, which is raw sliced beef. It was served chilled with a raw egg mixture for dipping. The texture and flavor were perfect, but I could not see eating it in large quantities. There is something about eating raw beef that I find unsettling.

 

Another interesting meal combination was grilled fish (Yakizakana) stuffed with roe. You eat it head and all. It was delicious, but different enough that I had to stifle a gage response at the initial smell. We also had a eight inch long fist that looked a little like a small mackerel cooked whole. You had to pull the meat out in long strips so that the bones were gently peeled away from the meat. I enjoyed this dish. I’ll post a picture of it when I am able.

 

We drank a tall bottle of sake and a few beers each.  The ritualized toasts are still hard to understand, but after a few bottles of hot sake it no longer mattered. My team looks a little the worse for wear this morning, plus we must do it all over again tonight. Travel is hell.

 

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It is a small world

I ran into a lady I knew 20 years ago in a different job. This happens
all the time and all over the place. This time she sat next to me on a
flight between LA and San Francisco. We caught up in the hour we sat
together. She remembered me, knew my name even. I thought she looked
like somebody I used to know. She was a fat happy grandma now and a
frustrated office manager back in the day.

She remarked that I had not chganged much, still big, burly and
friendly. I had to laugh.

We intend to friend each other on facebook.

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China here I come

I'm making my second trip to China this year on Saturday. The long flight kills me, but now that I have a Kindle, I'm sure it will fly by. I got the Kindle DX because I'm XXL myself. It works.

I had a hell of a time blogging on my last trip in January. I think I have that problem solved. I'll just email in the updates. But I have a trick or two up my sleeve, just in case.

I'm torn over the idea of bringing my Nikon along. I had zero free time on my last trip. I don't want to take the risk of damaging my camera, but I would hate to miss an opportunity to take some good shots. Ah... if only I had some free time. Suzhou is such an interesting place. I could have fun, but I know that the project management work that I do will consume almost every hour of my day and most of my nights. Plus, I have to do interviews... I hate interviews. It's never fun.

Oh well, I'm off for two weeks in the middle kingdom.

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He’s not legally culpable, just dumb

Evelyn Marie Boyd killed herself via a religious fast. Her husband, a deacon at the local church, watched her slowly die and did not know it. And why? So she could be like Jesus. I'll never understand religion.
"It is amazing that something like that can be going on right beside me," said Brown.

Boyd's husband, John Boyd, a bishop at Higher Praise Full Gospel Ministries, told investigators his wife was performing a religious fast.

Don't worry folks. It was not suicide that killed poor Mrs Boyd. When you starve yourself to death for religion it's not suicide. There is some other word for it... It starts with an "S".

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More children allege abuse in Fulton case

Jeremy Fulton, a former Youth Pastor who is facing child molestation charges over allegations he repeatedly raped a 12-year-old girl, now finds himself accused of the same crime by three more young girls.

Fulton's alleged conduct was discovered after the first victim's mother learned that another young girl attending the center was complaining about his behavior with both girls, prosecutors said.

Fulton is now charged with rape, course of sexual conduct against a child, sex abuse and endangering the welfare of a child, and remains held on $200,000 bail. The education center is affiliated with Mariner's Temple Baptist Church.

Counting the small victories

I keep track of the various fundie battles in Texas. I have friends there. I worry about their children.

At the SkepticBlog: A victory for reality in Texas.

Yay!

The man who ousted him is Thomas Ratliff, who is — gasp! — an actual educator who has vowed to try to remove the politicization of the board and also to actually – gasp again! — listen to educators when it comes to, y'know, educational topics. You may remember McLeroy is the goofball who infamously said, "Someone has to stand up to the experts!"

Even the small victories make me happy.

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Why wage a battle when you cannot win the war?

Why wage a battle if you cannot win the war? I hear it all the time. Why fight the system, city hall, or hatred and bigotry? Why fight? I don't like having a big meaty bible thumping finger pushed in my eye for some fundie. Or in the case of Florida Atheist Michael Middlebrooks, a bumper sticker ripped from his shirt by Florida Governor Charlie Crist.

I found this today. Atheists are fighting back by waging the battle they cannot win. Heck, they will be lucky if hyper religious Florida Governor Charlie Crist pays them any attention at all let alone engages in a fight over his treatment of a Florida Atheist. Check out the Atheist of Florida podcast for more on the subject:
HOST: Matt Cooper. TOPIC: Why did Governor Crist lash out at a Florida citizen on Friday, March 5, literally shouting over his shoulder, "I feel sorry for you!" after ripping a campaign sticker off a man and pointedly turning his back on him? What would be a relatively minor incident in most cases takes on new and disturbing significance when the perpetrator of such a display of hatred, fear and loathing is none other than the chief executive officer of the state government, someone sworn to protect and defend the equal rights of all citizens without respect to any individual's opinions or beliefs about religion. Hear what happened or call to ask questions.
I think having the bumper sticker placed on Middlebrooks' chest was an affront all by itself. Having it ripped off could be seen as mercy.

Host Matt Cooper and friends are barking up the wrong tree by calling this a hate crime or asserting that Crist should resign. Crist will run away from an oversold controversy like this. He can legitimately claim we are acting crazy and people will believe him. Nor do I think the press would pay much attention to this argument. Crist was stating his opinion about his personal religious beliefs in a public setting in an inappropriate way. That alone would be newsworthy as it speaks to his character, which the press is already questioning. Overselling,,, It rarely works. Issue a press release, work the media. They are hungry for this type of story.

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They shoot cats now too

It is not enough that our pastors abuse children, cheat on their wives, or even murder others. Nope, now they have to embarrassed America by shooting alley cats while stationed abroad. Pastor John Sisk of Kaohsiung City Assemblies of God Church allegedly used an airgun to shoot stray cats because they bothered his fish and birds, plus they kept him up at night. He went on to blame his neighbors for the problem because they liked to feed the cats.

A woman found the two injured six-month-old cats on the street last Wednesday and took them to a nearby vet. One cat was shot on the abdomen. The bullet penetrated its intestines and kidney. It did not survive the serious internal bleeding. The other cat was shot in the spine. It was paralyzed and will only be able crawl with its forelegs for the rest of its life.

Under full disclosure I must admit to shooting cats too. Only I use a wrist-rocket and non-lethal ammunition. The cat gets a sting on the rump at worst.

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Matt Baker is creepy

Even in jail this former Baptist Pastor and convicted murderer continues to creep me out. This time he has been disciplined for flashing obscene hand gestures at female inmates. The story has dropped from the Waco Tribune for some reason but Don't Even Get Me Started posted some of the story.

Wait - I found it.

An Old Pasadena foodgasm

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I did something unusual today. My wife and I took a food tasting tour of Old Pasadena offered by Melting Pot Food Tours. I had visions of geriatric Midwesterners shuffling along while complaining about bunions. Boy was I wrong. I had a blast. The tour was fun, the food was high quality goodness, and the tour guide Mike knew his city history well enough to make our walk together fun. That’s Mike on the left explaining the history and virtues of Opera Cake prepared by Aux Delices.

DSC_5627 Foodgasms are rare. We enjoyed several today. The first was a surprisingly good torta from Tortas Pasadena at 90 N. Fair Oaks Ave.  The No. 1 asada ($5.95) was perfectly seasoned, juicy, and layered together with succulent jalapeno peppers, onions, avocado, and of course, beans. It may not look like much in the picture, but I was willing to fight for another taste. Heck, I even ate my wife’s jalapeno.

DSC_5639 Father Nature Lavash Wraps and More (Yelp) on 17 N. Delacey was an interesting stop. My initial impression was typical Middle Eastern food, but then Mike started talking about lunch time lines down the block and a long history of happy customers. I suspended my initial impression long enough to try the Falafel, I had another foodgasm… It’s on the menu as No. 35 Side of Falafel(3) for $3.oo. I could have ate a dozen. As I left I said to myself, “remember that taste.” I intend to use it as my benchmark.

DSC_5651 Melting Pot Food Tours is relatively new. They offer the Pasadena food tasting tour and a Farmers Market/3rd Street food tasting walking tour in Mid-city Los Angeles. Our tour guide mentioned plans for an additional tour in Long Beach. At $49 per person and a suggested $8 tip, it makes for a fun mini excursion. I’ll do it again. Heck, I'll do it as soon as I can. This was fun. I highly recommend it to locals and visitors alike. And don’t worry about needing to be in good shape. The walk is leisurely with frequent breaks… to eat. 

DSC_5649 My favorite stop on the tour was the Equator Restaurant and Bar at 25 Mills Place (Yelp). It serves Dim Sum on Saturday and Sunday. Based of the quality of the food I tasted today, I plan to return with my foodie friends as soon as possible. Plus, it’s pretty close to the highly addictive Burke Williams spa, so I am sure my wife and her posse will pay a visit. The Equator Basil Migon ($9 lunch) ranks as one of the best fusion dishes I’ve ever tried. The DSC_5647Chicken pot stickers ($6) hardly registered on my palate because of my Basil Migon foodgasm, yet when judged on their own merit they were delicious. Equator ranks as a double foodgasm. When you add in the beautiful interior, I’d say it made the whole tour worth while. Except I’d be lying – the next experience was even better.

DSC_5678 I scratched my head when our tour entered Beyond the Olive, an olive oil and balsamic vinegar shop. I did not see how we could taste olive oil besides dipping it with bread. Again, I was so wrong. We were offered small cups of olive oil to sip. Bread was available, but I abandoned all desire to dip after my first taste. When we moved on to balsamic vinegar, something I have never enjoyed, I was shocked at the pleasant taste of an 18 year old vintage. This place blew me away. Owners Chip & Crystal Reibel have a hit on their hands. I sampled a few more delicious samples in their bulk items area. My wife and I shared that look that says, we’ve got to come back here. It was a liquid foodgasm.

One of the things Beyond the Olive helped me with was a Food Channel problem I’ve had with balsamic vinegar. The TV hosts often talk about drizzling good balsamic vinegar over ice cream. Every time I’ve seen this I’ve recoiled at the idea. Now I crave it.

DSC_5726 The only place I did not enjoy was The Nepal House on 171 N. Raymond (Yelp). The food was too salty for my taste. As we nibbled their offering in the light rain, my wife noticed a sign that read, We Serve Yak Meat. I’ve never had yak. I plan to return to try it, just so I can cross it off my list.

Mike told us they serve an all you can eat buffet on the weekends. We stood outside to sample their cuisine while peering in to a seating area that was packed with people, but I must say, they were mostly older folks. I think we found Pasadena’s favorite geriatric eatery. The best way I can describe the food is that is similar to Indian food but less spicy.

DSC_5731 There were other visits, including some unbelievably good award wining gelato from Tutti Gelati (Yelp). Refreshing tea from Bird Pick Tea & Herb (Yelp), and lightly fragrant soap from The Soap Kitchen (sensory tasting). But we ended with the best, chocolate from Mignon Chocolate Boutique. I ordered the no sugar added almond dark chocolate and almost died of happiness. It was so unexpectedly good. Those of you who can’t eat sugar will understand. My wife liked her chocolate sample so much we came home with a box. It was that good.

DSC_5701 The tour was a great combination of learning about our local history in a city that is unknown to me, walking in warm sunshine and light rain, and having an opportunity to meet new people while trying new foods and enjoying the good things in life. But most importantly, to me at least, it was a chance to relax after a stressful week at work. I’ll do it again as soon as I’m able.  I owe my wife, who suggested this to her skeptical husband, I big thank you.

No miracles here

Apparently the spirit of Pope John Paul II did not heal a French nun of a Parkinson like disease. It might ruin the former Pope’s changes at Sainthood.

Now, a Polish newspaper, Rzeczpospolita, reports Simon-Pierre's symptoms have returned. The newspaper also said her doctor, on his Web site, suggested she did not suffer from Parkinson's but from a disease with the same symptoms that is known to go into remission.

Vatican sources told the Guardian a panel had been scheduled to meet in April to examine Simon-Pierre's reported cure

It’s all BS anyway. I often wonder why they play this charade? If praying to Pope John Paul II could cure people of Parkinson’s disease, there would be run on kneepads.

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I know honesty when I see it

I had one of those epically long work weeks where you actually can’t remember what day it is. It’s started with an unplanned overnight shift on Sunday night. I saw the sun come up. That has not happened in five at least five years. A few brutally long days followed, then I made an emergency run to the ER with my dad. I got home just before sunrise, slept for 4 hours and hustled in to work a long day and the better part of a night. I think that was Wednesday. Another long day follow on Thursday, I got home at 10:oo PM and then stayed up to the wee hours covering a technical issue and dealing with a problem in China. I was pacing in my backyard with a cell phone at 2:30 AM. Unfortunately, my team had worked even longer than me, so I covered the morning shift on Friday. By the afternoon I was a zombie.  It was in this state of zombiehood that I met an honest man.

TwentyDollarBillI had parked along Avalon in Wilmington to visit El Metapaneco No 2. I was checking out the window menu when I noticed that I had lost $20. I was pissed but wrote it off as a loss, I figured there was no way to find it again. I entered the restaurant and ordered  Pastelitos de carne. While waiting for my take out order, an old man entered the store and started talking to me in Spanish, a waiter translated. The man saw me drop $20 when I got out of my truck. He was tying to return it. I offered to give him half of it as a reward, he refused. I offered to buy him lunch, he refused.  His translated response to my offers was, “I work hard for my money, I assume you do to.”

Wilmington is a lower middle class Hispanic city. The people who live there do not have a lot of money. They work hard. $20 is nothing to sneeze at. Heck, I’m not sure I would have returned the money. I like to think I would have done so. It would have been real easy for him to pocket the cash since it had fallen from the pocket of an outsider. Non-Hispanic visitors to Wilmington are rare. Heck, the only other white guy I saw as a cop. Don’t get me wrong, the neighborhood is not hostile, in fact, it is just the opposite, I always feel welcome.

I was stunned to meet such an honest man. We shook hands as he left. A smile passed between us. My long week did not seem so oppressive after that. Of course, having a foodgasm helped.

I slept till 10:00 am this morning. It felt damn good. 

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Some Christians do not know love

I see this simple truth every day. Hate and intolerance permeates the religious discussion of our day. I ask, where is the love?

Life is too short so love the one you got cause you might get run over or you might get shot. - Bradley Nowell

Christians… sometimes I say the word and want to spit. I don’t understand. Why do they preach love yet act with hate? Take Landus of Generation Christian.net blog. He’s upset because two consenting adults, one a Christian and the other a Satanist, are happily married and living without the pain and burden of Christian love. Their secret? They tolerate each other’s beliefs.

The couple has been together for eight years. They have been married seven years, and have four children who range in age from 2 months to 5 years. Two dogs, two hamsters and eight fish blend in around the edges.

Proud to be a family man, Jeff said he’s grateful for the religious freedom he has in his household.

"I try to respect my wife enough not to do my satanic things in front of her," he said.

I read the article and smiled. Here are two odd but happy people living together with their children in marital bliss. The story is a cute human interest piece. I had a good laugh and thought, “Good for them.” Just for kicks, I checked links and found Landus. His sage advice, mixed marriages will lead people away from God.

….Look at how the woman in the "Christian-Satanist" union has compromised in her faith in order to be with this man, putting this man above the Lord. And as a consequence, her compromise will lead her further and further away from the Lord unless she has since repented. This is the danger we face my brothers and sisters from making such a decision.

Don’t marry a non-Christian,

For the believer, if it comes down to marrying an unbeliever or being single, the believer should stay single.

But if you are in a relationship, let God’s love screw it up.

If you are in this situation, continue to do right by your spouse and continue to let the light of Christ shine through you. You will be in my prayers.

Never mind that he suggests being married to a non-Christian will lead people away from God in the same breath as he suggests those in that situation let God light shine as a beacon to non-believing spouses. Never mind that he mixes old Testament and new convent stories to build a fiction that fits his “us or them” world view, and never mind that he somehow sees a healthy marriage as abhorrent and evil. I’m tired of the hate masquerading as love. These legalistic bastards are are so out of touch with a message of love that they remind me of old school racists. It pisses me off.

I left a couple of comments over at the Landus’s blog. He deleted them. Love and tolerance… got to love it. Apparently the moderation policy only allows people of faith to post.

I’ve been married 30 years. My wife’s a Christian, I’m an Atheist. We tolerate each others beliefs. It works. I’ve seen it work in other relationships. It’s based on love and respect, not some externally imposed law or biblical principle. The marriages I know that have failed over this issue were tragic examples of zealous intolerance on the part of Christians. Intolerance, lack of empathy, intractable legalism and the opposite of true love, benevolent externally driven hate masquerading as God’s love.  It starts with the advice of people like Landus. It ends with inexplicably bad breakups, divorce, child custody disputes, and the proliferation of hate.

I have simple advice. Love others and love will come back to you. Just like the late Bradley Nowell said, “Let the lovin come back to me.

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Dirty Heads feat. Rome of Sublime

The song is Lay Me Down. This is damn good music. I miss Sublime but with The Dirty Heads and Rome pumping out tunes like this, I’ll get by just fine. I’ve got to see these guys live, Sublime with Rome too.

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Pastor John Kleinpeter pleads guilty

Look up my skirt will you!

Pastor John Kleinpeter pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor count of using a concealed camera to shoot upskirt photos of unsuspecting women in the Murrieta and Temecula areas of Southern California.

Kleinpeter is a registered sex offender. He was linked to Generations Church in Lake Elsinore at the time of his arrest and also goes by the name John Andrews. His punishment was insignificant.

He was sentenced to 60 days in jail, to be served on weekends, beginning in April, according to a Riverside County district attorney’s office news release. He also was placed on probation for three years.

I checked the Generations Church website. They have a P.B. and J. Outreach, but no upskirt outreach. That’s strange. They would pack the perverts in.

See Pastor with an upskirt fetish for more information.