Author Archive for Jenny Jerkface

The Indoctrination of Secularism

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Jenny Jerkface
on January 7, 2009
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This article is from a site called The Moral Collapse of America, which appears to be yet another website crying about how oppressed the religious in America are. Wah.The article is about home schooling. Honestly, as far as I'm concerned they can yank their kids out of school and teach them that God 'designed' us and dinosaurs came over on Noah's Ark. Ignoramuses, the whole lot of 'em. Every time I read about Creationism I get a chuckle. I'm convinced that it's all a big joke - no one can...

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Adult Women Playing with Dollies

Published
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Jenny Jerkface
on January 6, 2009
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I tried not to be judgmental when I read this article. I failed. Miserably. The snarky bitch has taken over completely.Many people like to stop and play with newborn babies, but now some adult women are playing house with fake babies.I cannot even fathom why an adult woman with all her faculties would find nurturing a dolly satisfying. I've tried to come up with a myriad of logical reasons how this behavior might be remotely justifiable but I'm drawing a blank. Now, I'm certainly not a...

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I Just Don’t Get Facebook

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Jenny Jerkface
on January 3, 2009
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I joined Facebook a few months ago, mainly because a few friends were haranguing me to and I heard that Scramble was a fun game. So, I made my own little page and threw some pictures up there for all to see and figured that I'd just hang out in Facebook world and play some Scramble.Holy shit was I wrong.First of all, I simply do not understand Facebook -- what the hell is up with all those applications? Call me a bum humbug but I don't understand the point of throwing snowballs at my...

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Yay! The Holidays are Almost Over!!

Published
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Jenny Jerkface
on December 29, 2008
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I have finally recovered from my "holy crap it's the holidays" post traumatic stress that I've been fighting these past couple of weeks. It's not that I hate the holidays; quite the opposite, actually.I was the lucky one that hosted Christmas Eve dinner, something which greatly amused my mother since, not only am I an atheist, I also don't cook. Despite the fact that my oven smelled like burning dust when my sister-in-law turned it on (she was horrified, I think, but I DID warn her) and I...

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