Author Archive for Evolved RationalistPage 3 of 4

Pope attack! Keyboard cat remix!

Pope attack! Keyboard cat remix!

Higgs Boson for sale on eBay. LOL Physics.

In what is probably an attempt at epic internet trollage, someone is attempting to sell a Higgs Boson on eBay. The auction page probably won't stay up for very long, so click on the screenshot to enjoy.

Higgs Boson for sale on eBay. LOL Physics.

In what is probably an attempt at epic internet trollage, someone is attempting to sell a Higgs Boson on eBay. The auction page probably won't stay up for very long, so click on the screenshot to enjoy.

My Christmas wish

My Christmas wish

Hey, theocrats?

Care to join the rest of us in the 21st century?

Oh wait, there's this little 'religion' thing going on, eh? My bad.

According to religion, it's okay for a court to punish people by chopping body parts off, and it's okay to blow up schools for girls while indulging in your religious psychopathic crusades. It's even better yet when such religious inanity is legally permitted due to theocratic bloodthirsty loonies.

This shit isn't funny, it's fucking scary - regardless of what religion is perpetrating these crimes against humanity.

*shudder*

Hey, theocrats?

Care to join the rest of us in the 21st century?

Oh wait, there's this little 'religion' thing going on, eh? My bad.

According to religion, it's okay for a court to punish people by chopping body parts off, and it's okay to blow up schools for girls while indulging in your religious psychopathic crusades. It's even better yet when such religious inanity is legally permitted due to theocratic bloodthirsty loonies.

This shit isn't funny, it's fucking scary - regardless of what religion is perpetrating these crimes against humanity.

*shudder*

IE6? Seriously?!

IE6? On my blog? It's more likely than you think!

I was looking at my blog stats and realized - in horror - that a small fraction of my readers are still using Internet Exploiter Explorer 6!

*gasp*

How the fuck is this possible? Haven't you IE6 tards learnt anything? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT ONLY STILL USING INTERNET EXPLODER, BUT IE6...WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN...

I had to resist the temptation to embed code that redirects all IE6 users to Last Measure, but please, if you're one of the technologically challenged n00bs still using IE6, switch to Firefox (in b4 Chrome fanatics), or at least *wince* update your fucking browser *wince*.

Seriously.

IE6? Seriously?!

IE6? On my blog? It's more likely than you think!

I was looking at my blog stats and realized - in horror - that a small fraction of my readers are still using Internet Exploiter Explorer 6!

*gasp*

How the fuck is this possible? Haven't you IE6 tards learnt anything? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT ONLY STILL USING INTERNET EXPLODER, BUT IE6...WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN...

I had to resist the temptation to embed code that redirects all IE6 users to Last Measure, but please, if you're one of the technologically challenged n00bs still using IE6, switch to Firefox (in b4 Chrome fanatics), or at least *wince* update your fucking browser *wince*.

Seriously.

Dear iPhone fanatics, I have some bad news for you…

Dear iPhone fanatics, I have some bad news for you…

Biblical discipline

Do not hold back discipline from the child, although you strike him with the rod, he will not die. You shall strike him with the rod and rescue his soul from Sheol. --Proverbs 23:13-14

Want to hear a typical story of what happens when a theistard decides to practice Biblical barbarism "discipline" right into the 21st century? Sure you do!
An 80-year-old Taranaki man who assaulted a child with a plastic alkathene pipe has said he believed he was following the Bible.

The man pleaded guilty to two charges of assaulting a child and assault with a blunt instrument when he appeared in New Plymouth District Court on Thursday, the Taranaki Daily News has reported.

The best part of the story? This:

His lawyer, Paul Keegan, says the incident was out of character.

"He is a Christian man and believes firmly in traditional methods of discipline," he says.

ARE. YOU. FUCKING. KIDDING. ME?! His LOLyer seems to be saying that his commitment to Biblical discipline is a good thing.

Isn't the delusions of a schizoid theistard the 'voice of god' incredibly awesome?

Biblical discipline

Do not hold back discipline from the child, although you strike him with the rod, he will not die. You shall strike him with the rod and rescue his soul from Sheol. --Proverbs 23:13-14

Want to hear a typical story of what happens when a theistard decides to practice Biblical barbarism "discipline" right into the 21st century? Sure you do!
An 80-year-old Taranaki man who assaulted a child with a plastic alkathene pipe has said he believed he was following the Bible.

The man pleaded guilty to two charges of assaulting a child and assault with a blunt instrument when he appeared in New Plymouth District Court on Thursday, the Taranaki Daily News has reported.

The best part of the story? This:

His lawyer, Paul Keegan, says the incident was out of character.

"He is a Christian man and believes firmly in traditional methods of discipline," he says.

ARE. YOU. FUCKING. KIDDING. ME?! His LOLyer seems to be saying that his commitment to Biblical discipline is a good thing.

Isn't the delusions of a schizoid theistard the 'voice of god' incredibly awesome?

If cars were Macs

If cars were Macs