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My Christmas wish

Hey, theocrats?

Care to join the rest of us in the 21st century?

Oh wait, there's this little 'religion' thing going on, eh? My bad.

According to religion, it's okay for a court to punish people by chopping body parts off, and it's okay to blow up schools for girls while indulging in your religious psychopathic crusades. It's even better yet when such religious inanity is legally permitted due to theocratic bloodthirsty loonies.

This shit isn't funny, it's fucking scary - regardless of what religion is perpetrating these crimes against humanity.

*shudder*

IE6? Seriously?!

IE6? On my blog? It's more likely than you think!

I was looking at my blog stats and realized - in horror - that a small fraction of my readers are still using Internet Exploiter Explorer 6!

*gasp*

How the fuck is this possible? Haven't you IE6 tards learnt anything? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT ONLY STILL USING INTERNET EXPLODER, BUT IE6...WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN...

I had to resist the temptation to embed code that redirects all IE6 users to Last Measure, but please, if you're one of the technologically challenged n00bs still using IE6, switch to Firefox (in b4 Chrome fanatics), or at least *wince* update your fucking browser *wince*.

Seriously.

Dear iPhone fanatics, I have some bad news for you…

Biblical discipline

Do not hold back discipline from the child, although you strike him with the rod, he will not die. You shall strike him with the rod and rescue his soul from Sheol. --Proverbs 23:13-14

Want to hear a typical story of what happens when a theistard decides to practice Biblical barbarism "discipline" right into the 21st century? Sure you do!
An 80-year-old Taranaki man who assaulted a child with a plastic alkathene pipe has said he believed he was following the Bible.

The man pleaded guilty to two charges of assaulting a child and assault with a blunt instrument when he appeared in New Plymouth District Court on Thursday, the Taranaki Daily News has reported.

The best part of the story? This:

His lawyer, Paul Keegan, says the incident was out of character.

"He is a Christian man and believes firmly in traditional methods of discipline," he says.

ARE. YOU. FUCKING. KIDDING. ME?! His LOLyer seems to be saying that his commitment to Biblical discipline is a good thing.

Isn't the delusions of a schizoid theistard the 'voice of god' incredibly awesome?

If cars were Macs

Public service announcement

If you use IE6, pay for Norton, have a malware-ridden box (duh!), and expect me to "fix your computer", I'll break your fucking teeth. kthx

OH LAWD MY EYES

You would think that after getting the date of the rapture wrong over 9000 times, this idiot would learn to design a fucking webpage. Apparently not.

I wonder what he thinks of the Time Cube guy. Those two should meet...or maybe not. The internet may never recover from that certain web design FAIL.

Hovind’s dissertation leaked

If you haven't already downloaded and laughed at Kent Hovind's dissertation that was nicely leaked to the internets, you may do so here. It is indeed telling that while most dissertations (aka not the ones from a place like Patriot Bible University) are available to the public while Hovind's wasn't, and it is even more telling that his theistard diploma-mill maintained that his dissertation shouldn't be made public.

However, after reading through his pile of dung dissertation, I understood why he refused to make it public.

*hint* It's a pile of dung after all. *hint*

The BAWWWWWWW from his dunghole alma mater:
Dr. Kent Hovind, a Patriot [Bible] University graduate, is under increasing criticism for his stand on Biblical creation. The evolutionists who disagree with him have given up debating the issues and instead have resorted to character assassination. Obviously, they are unable to refute his logic or deflect his message. To discredit him, his critics have used every means possible, especially on the Internet, to personally attack him and his education. The criticism of Dr. Hovind by these people includes defaming Patriot Bible University.
Cry more, liars for Jesus. Cry more.

IRC fail

If you haven't watched this already, you should. Way to fail at reality again, Hollywood.
"IRC. It's how hackers talk when they don't want to be overheard."

"They speak in leetspeak."

Yes, those are actual quotes from the clip. I cringed, then I LOL'ed.

LOL EMACS

Yet another theistpedo busted

We are all used to the religious kiddy-fiddlers who hide behind the mask of godliness while simultaneously being criminal pieces of scum. However, this particular theistard takes it to a whole new level, by harassing a child and encouraging other perverts to rape her.
The 45-year-old, who served as a pastor with the Church of Nazarene in Guildford until last year, used pictures from the teen's Facebook profile to create a video willing people to sexually assault her, the BC Integrated Child Exploitation Unit said.

"It's just so wrong on so many levels," Const. Rosiane Racine told CTV British Columbia.

"The video included sexually explicit scenes. As the video plays there is writing -- words of encouragement to rape a child."

Racine would not provide specifics about what was contained in the text, only saying "it's very harsh."

15 months in jail getting assraped by Bubba is too light a sentence for this fuckwit.

Sexism FTW, amirite?



I was actually about to get a Droid, but since they chose to market a phone based on "Girly stuff is bad and must be destroyed by LOL MANLY MANLY MANLY STUFF because girls are airheaded bimbos etc..." I won't bother.

Way to go, fuckwits. Way to uphold the stereotype that tech will always be a boys-only club, and anything seen as "girly" or feminine is BAD BAD BAD. Way to lose a customer (and a potential app developer). Way to go.

As the infamous saying goes: "As you were staring at my tits, I owned your box." =P

*shrug*

*wince*

Crazies like the girl in the video make me ashamed of my own gender. :(

ATTACK OF THE KILLER WIFI ROUTERS!

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Hackers, electrical grids, hysteria, and whitehat FAIL

Okay, folks. I've finally sat down and watched the entire '60 Minutes' segment on OMG HAXORS CAN PWN ELECTRICAL GRIDS AND FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF A WHOLE COUNTRY BUT SOMEHOW THEY HAVEN'T DONE SO, HURR DURR "Cyber War".

A few thoughts:
  1. Why do people still think that critical system control loops should be exposed to the internet, and then whine about "hackers"?
  2. WHY ARE CRITICAL CONTROL LOOPS EXPOSED TO THE INTERNET?!! ARGH! ARGHHHHH!
  3. If such a thing were feasible at this point and is actually as easy as claimed in that segment, someone, some organization, some country out there...or even E/b/aums...would have done it by now, don't you think?
  4. I'm not denying that such threats are real, and that things should be done to improve security. However, such threats are often hyped up by certain parties who seek to impose draconian restrictions on the internet.
  5. The Brazilian blackout was caused by soot, not hackers.
Before any of you start snickering, pointing, and laughing at the FAIL, I would like to direct you to the actual FAIL - which shockingly is not the segment itself - but this analysis by Nick Selby. His whole premise is that it doesn't matter - as far as the public is concerned - if the blackout was caused by soot or by hackers, as long as people get the message that security is srs biznes important.

Folks, he thinks that journalistic accuracy and basic fact-checking isn't all that important after all. On top of that, his shilling for security awareness without, well, awareness sets off my cynical alarms over the fact that whitehats stand to profit if people are more security conscious (security consciousness is a good thing!), but hell - why would a whitehat care what exactly it was that set off the hysteria security consciousness of the general public in the first place?! Why care? Why care as long as the public is semi-aware, ie. aware enough to pay for 'security', or the illusion thereof?

Of course, Nick Selby is way smarter and educated than lowly me, but lowly me is of the opinion that the public should know the truth. Not only because if the average person realized that soot, and not OMG EVIL HAXORS was the cause of the blackout, (s)he wouldn't have a nice ready-made reason to call for the blood of 'hackers'. Said person would also be more likely to think twice before (s)he is led like sheep to support the locking-down of the internet due to hysterical propaganda over 'evil hackers attacking our electrical grids!"

What Selby is advocating - basically, awareness without awareness - would sell more whitehat security products, but as far as truth is concerned, and as far as educating the general public is concerned, I have this little demotivational:

Chrome OS

So, everything will be in the cloud and nothing on the local disk? Who exactly decided that this will be a good idea, again?

*facepalm*

Child murderers got TOLD

Jonathan Turley has a nice article in the Washington Post about how faith should never be used as a justification for letting child murderers get off scot-free or on greatly reduced sentences. Parents who mumble words to an imaginary sky-daddy instead of seeking medical help for their sick children are no better than parents who murder their children in cold blood, and should be legally dealt with as such.

He comments on a case in which loony vegan child murderers were IRL b&hammered but the religious murderers got off with a slap on the wrist:
The key to the use of such a defense is that it must involve belief in a divine being, not a particular lifestyle. In 2007, Jade Sanders and Lamont Thomas of Atlanta were convicted of malice murder and given life sentences for the death of their 6-week-old child. The defense attorneys cited the couple's strict vegan lifestyle to explain why they fed their newborn son a diet of soy milk and organic apple juice, though during the trial Sanders said she had also breast-fed her son, who died in an emaciated state at 6 weeks, weighing just 3 1/2 pounds. The prosecutor and court had no qualms in treating this couple's beliefs as a poor excuse for murder, calling a nutritionist and vegan expert as a witness to show that a vegan diet can be safe for an infant. The prosecutor even told the jury: "They're not vegans, they're baby-killers."
So why aren't the Christian loonies treated as such? OH WAIT RELIGION OH LAWD NOW THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE...not. If we allow the religious loons to directly harm their children by denying them access to medical care, we are no better than enablers and accomplices to murder. It is fine and dandy if a religious whackaloon chooses to remove himself from the gene pool by trusting in his imaginary sky-god, but when children are murdered at the altar of their parents' lunatic stupidity, the parents deserve no better than to be treated like the murderers they are.