In one of those classic news stories about religious Pedobear-wannabes kiddy-diddlers that make me want to both laugh and cry at the same time, a Catholic exorcist (Back to the Dark Ages!) claims that the recent sex scandals in the Catholic church is due to Satan being in the Vatican.
One has to wonder why this kook bothers to remain Catholic if even the Vatican is no match for the powers of Satan to turn priests into pedophiles. He has basically admitted that even the FUCKING VATICAN is powerless against BAWWWW SATAN BAWWWW, so what hope is there for the rest of the Catholic pedos priests?
I mean, it's never the fault of the individuals who couldn't keep it in their pants, right? It has to be the fault of some supernatural piece of shit in the sky, er, down there, right?
*snicker*
Must be nice being religious - especially the part where you never have to take responsibility for your own actions. Where do I sign up?
In one of those classic news stories about religious Pedobear-wannabes kiddy-diddlers that make me want to both laugh and cry at the same time, a Catholic exorcist (Back to the Dark Ages!) claims that the recent sex scandals in the Catholic church is due to Satan being in the Vatican.
One has to wonder why this kook bothers to remain Catholic if even the Vatican is no match for the powers of Satan to turn priests into pedophiles. He has basically admitted that even the FUCKING VATICAN is powerless against BAWWWW SATAN BAWWWW, so what hope is there for the rest of the Catholic pedos priests?
I mean, it's never the fault of the individuals who couldn't keep it in their pants, right? It has to be the fault of some supernatural piece of shit in the sky, er, down there, right?
*snicker*
Must be nice being religious - especially the part where you never have to take responsibility for your own actions. Where do I sign up?
A couple who mutilatedabused tattooed their young children apparently were SHOCKED and SURPRISED when they were arrested for being the child-abusing lunatics that they were.
If this weren't bad enough, guess what they were so enthusiastic about tattooing on their children's bodies...
Georgia authorities said Patty "Jo Jo" Marsh and her boyfriend, Jacob Edward Bartels, used a homemade device to tattoo black crosses on the hands of their children.They are charged with illegal tattooing, cruelty to children and reckless conduct.
Is anyone surprised? Once religion enters the picture, societal norms and moral standards simply become irrelevant. After all, what greater calling is there for the religious, than the calling of an imaginary sky-daddy?
Wait, there's more lunacy from this pair of moronic, evil, child abusers:
Anyway, so they wanted one so we're like OK, so it's just a little biddy cross right here, OK?"
RRRAAAGGGEEE!
A ten-year old child wanting a tattoo? Even if (as unlikely as it seems) that were the case, what sort of parents are they that they would be totally okay with doing something that is tantamount to child abuse because their child 'wanted it'?
A couple who mutilatedabused tattooed their young children apparently were SHOCKED and SURPRISED when they were arrested for being the child-abusing lunatics that they were.
If this weren't bad enough, guess what they were so enthusiastic about tattooing on their children's bodies...
Georgia authorities said Patty "Jo Jo" Marsh and her boyfriend, Jacob Edward Bartels, used a homemade device to tattoo black crosses on the hands of their children.They are charged with illegal tattooing, cruelty to children and reckless conduct.
Is anyone surprised? Once religion enters the picture, societal norms and moral standards simply become irrelevant. After all, what greater calling is there for the religious, than the calling of an imaginary sky-daddy?
Wait, there's more lunacy from this pair of moronic, evil, child abusers:
Anyway, so they wanted one so we're like OK, so it's just a little biddy cross right here, OK?"
RRRAAAGGGEEE!
A ten-year old child wanting a tattoo? Even if (as unlikely as it seems) that were the case, what sort of parents are they that they would be totally okay with doing something that is tantamount to child abuse because their child 'wanted it'?
(12:14:24 AM) me: macs and mac users are so easy to make fun of (12:14:35 AM) me: mostly cause they fail so hard, and thus selfpwn (12:14:40 AM) me: and you're forced to laugh at them (12:14:46 AM) me: so as not to incur brain damage (12:14:50 AM) me: after observing the FAIL (12:14:52 AM) me: ... (12:14:54 AM) me: oh wow (12:15:17 AM) me: linus torvalds would be pleased
(12:14:24 AM) me: macs and mac users are so easy to make fun of (12:14:35 AM) me: mostly cause they fail so hard, and thus selfpwn (12:14:40 AM) me: and you're forced to laugh at them (12:14:46 AM) me: so as not to incur brain damage (12:14:50 AM) me: after observing the FAIL (12:14:52 AM) me: ... (12:14:54 AM) me: oh wow (12:15:17 AM) me: linus torvalds would be pleased
Next time, pleaseee use a proxy or something. See, it's sort of sad when you make a pathetic attempt to phish me, but it's even sadder when even a basic portscanner and anyone with the ability to use Google could have shown the whole world that you enabled SSH but didn't have a clue on how to properly configure it. Also, Telnet? On the same box? I almost felt bad for you, little wannabe phisher, but I think my fingers may have slipped and moved into "mercy-killing" mode.
Now, now, don't cry...you have backups, don't you? A little birdie told me that someone got rm'ed...OH WAIT COULD THAT BE YOU?
Awww...are you gonna get your mommy to tell the po-po that you played with fire and got burnt? I don't think so.
You poor thing.
*wipes tears and snot from skiddie's face*
Mercy killings are never easy.
Disclaimer: I do not support/condone/encourage illegal activity. Posts on this blog should be taken with a grain of salt and a generous serving of lulz.
Next time, pleaseee use a proxy or something. See, it's sort of sad when you make a pathetic attempt to phish me, but it's even sadder when even a basic portscanner and anyone with the ability to use Google could have shown the whole world that you enabled SSH but didn't have a clue on how to properly configure it. Also, Telnet? On the same box? I almost felt bad for you, little wannabe phisher, but I think my fingers may have slipped and moved into "mercy-killing" mode.
Now, now, don't cry...you have backups, don't you? A little birdie told me that someone got rm'ed...OH WAIT COULD THAT BE YOU?
Awww...are you gonna get your mommy to tell the po-po that you played with fire and got burnt? I don't think so.
You poor thing.
*wipes tears and snot from skiddie's face*
Mercy killings are never easy.
Disclaimer: I do not support/condone/encourage illegal activity. Posts on this blog should be taken with a grain of salt and a generous serving of lulz.
Have you wondered how it would be if the Time Cube guy and your average Rapture Ready Christian fundie teamed up to create a video game? Wonder no more, but you have to see it for yourself to believe the insanity.
tl;dr version: RFID chips will be implanted in exchange for food, the Antichrist, the Chri-, er, Rebels aka the True Believers™ attempt to defeat the Antichrist, random thinly-veiled spewage from the Book of Revelations - all of this written in the style of Time Cube.
Have you wondered how it would be if the Time Cube guy and your average Rapture Ready Christian fundie teamed up to create a video game? Wonder no more, but you have to see it for yourself to believe the insanity.
tl;dr version: RFID chips will be implanted in exchange for food, the Antichrist, the Chri-, er, Rebels aka the True Believers™ attempt to defeat the Antichrist, random thinly-veiled spewage from the Book of Revelations - all of this written in the style of Time Cube.
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