This theistard practically does it to himself, folks!

A Brazilian archbishop said adolescents are "spontaneously homosexual" and in need of guidance, while society at large is pedophile, according to a Wednesday report.

Riiiight.

If humans were all spontaneously homosexual and need to be guided (by the Church, amrite?) to the 'straight path' (no pun intended), the human species would have died out a long time ago. Society in general is 'pedophile'...wtf? Look, if every horny adult started solely engaging in the practice known in Imageboardlandia as BABY FUCK, there wouldn't be much procreating going on either, and humans would go the way of the dodo.

tl;dr: Some theistarded nut didn't think his shit through.

Grings denounced the abuse within the church, but he said internal punishment of priests guilty of abuse was sufficient and that police should not be involved.

"For the church to go and accuse its own sons would be a little strange," he said.

RRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE! So much for the "OMG GUIDANCE OR ELSE!1!1!!1111111!"attitude, huh? When it comes to his beloved church, the path of least punishment seems to be what he prefers.

Grings also said the acceptance of homosexuality in society could pave the way for the acceptance of pedophilia.

Look, fuckwit. The only thing that would happen if homosexuality is accepted and gays are not discriminated against is that...homosexuality would be accepted and gays would not be discriminated against. It won't lead to pedophilia, tidal waves, or Scientology disintegrating. Learn not to fail at basic logic, you fucking bigot.

"When sexuality is trivialized, it's clear that this is going to affect all cases. Homosexuality is such a case. Before, the homosexual wasn't spoken of. He was discriminated against.

Discrimination against gays is a good thing, huh? Fucking bigot. How about the sexual abuse in your church? It will still go on even if gays are discriminated against, so fuck off.

Last year, he outraged Jewish groups in Brazil by telling a magazine that "more Catholics than Jews died in the Holocaust, but this isn't known because the Jews control the world's media."

Good going. Way to let everyone know that you're a pathetic little bigot. Keep it up.

I love how at the end (when the girl is having seizures on the floor), they ask someone to call an ambulance. For all the Jesus-babble the girl was spouting, wouldn't it have been fair to simply leave that lunatic alone and wait for her beloved Jesus to save her?

Apparently, when it really matters, faith stands no chance against modern medicine, and (most) Jesus lunatics don't seem to have any objections...

Fucking hypocrites.

Go to the web site. If you haven't already gone *headdesk*, you will. Cue the usual bad web design and colorful childlike fonts that so often mark a kook's website.

From this news story:

They plan to become doctors, researchers and professors, but these students from Liberty University, an evangelical school, also believe God created the Earth in a week, some 6,000 years ago.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Somebody please tell them that working at the Creation 'Museum' or a place like Liberty University is supreme weak sauce, doesn't count, and is also made out of lame and FAIL?

Kthxbai.

(via Reddit)

A couple who mutilated abused tattooed their young children apparently were SHOCKED and SURPRISED when they were arrested for being the child-abusing lunatics that they were.

If this weren't bad enough, guess what they were so enthusiastic about tattooing on their children's bodies...

Georgia authorities said Patty "Jo Jo" Marsh and her boyfriend, Jacob Edward Bartels, used a homemade device to tattoo black crosses on the hands of their children.They are charged with illegal tattooing, cruelty to children and reckless conduct.

Is anyone surprised? Once religion enters the picture, societal norms and moral standards simply become irrelevant. After all, what greater calling is there for the religious, than the calling of an imaginary sky-daddy?

Wait, there's more lunacy from this pair of moronic, evil, child abusers:

Anyway, so they wanted one so we're like OK, so it's just a little biddy cross right here, OK?"

RRRAAAGGGEEE!

A ten-year old child wanting a tattoo? Even if (as unlikely as it seems) that were the case, what sort of parents are they that they would be totally okay with doing something that is tantamount to child abuse because their child 'wanted it'?

Oh wait, they're religious kooks. My bad.

Next time, pleaseee use a proxy or something. See, it's sort of sad when you make a pathetic attempt to phish me, but it's even sadder when even a basic portscanner and anyone with the ability to use Google could have shown the whole world that you enabled SSH but didn't have a clue on how to properly configure it. Also, Telnet? On the same box? I almost felt bad for you, little wannabe phisher, but I think my fingers may have slipped and moved into "mercy-killing" mode.

Now, now, don't cry...you have backups, don't you? A little birdie told me that someone got rm'ed...OH WAIT COULD THAT BE YOU?

Awww...are you gonna get your mommy to tell the po-po that you played with fire and got burnt? I don't think so.

You poor thing.

*wipes tears and snot from skiddie's face*

Mercy killings are never easy.

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I'm more of what you may call a 'Mac hater', but I still laughed hard at this spoof.

In what is probably an attempt at epic internet trollage, someone is attempting to sell a Higgs Boson on eBay. The auction page probably won't stay up for very long, so click on the screenshot to enjoy.