Instead of dreaming up bad analogies, bringing up bogus statistics and in general, arguing in bad faith, could those people who are against gay marriage please consider adopting the following policy rationale.

“Gays should not marry because I/we do not want them to.”

I don’t think you would be taken any less seriously and it would save us all a lot of time. At the very least, you may score a few more political points for being honest.

Memo ends…

~ Bruce