Keep deluding yourselves, creationists

From this news story:
They plan to become doctors, researchers and professors, but these students from Liberty University, an evangelical school, also believe God created the Earth in a week, some 6,000 years ago.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Somebody please tell them that working at the Creation 'Museum' or a place like Liberty University is supreme weak sauce, doesn't count, and is also made out of lame and FAIL?

Kthxbai.

Satan pwns the Vatican?

In one of those classic news stories about religious Pedobear-wannabes kiddy-diddlers that make me want to both laugh and cry at the same time, a Catholic exorcist (Back to the Dark Ages!) claims that the recent sex scandals in the Catholic church is due to Satan being in the Vatican.

One has to wonder why this kook bothers to remain Catholic if even the Vatican is no match for the powers of Satan to turn priests into pedophiles. He has basically admitted that even the FUCKING VATICAN is powerless against BAWWWW SATAN BAWWWW, so what hope is there for the rest of the Catholic pedos priests?

I mean, it's never the fault of the individuals who couldn't keep it in their pants, right? It has to be the fault of some supernatural piece of shit in the sky, er, down there, right?

*snicker*

Must be nice being religious - especially the part where you never have to take responsibility for your own actions. Where do I sign up?

Georges Rey: Meta-atheism: Religious Avowal as Self-Deception

Georges Rey's Meta-atheism: Religious Avowal as Self-Deception ties together a lot of things I've been thinking about on this blog. Rey writes that:
I find myself taking seriously the following hypothesis, which (for lack of a better name) I call meta-atheism: Despite appearances, many Western adults who've been exposed to standard science and sincerely claim to believe in God are self-deceived; at some level they believe the claim is false.
How wude

This looks like an atheist version of a Christian argument (which originated with St Paul): the Christian claims it's obvious that God exists, deep down everyone knows it, and if you claim not to, you're deceiving yourself because you don't want to admit to your own sinfulness and God's moral authority. If you sign up to a scheme like this, and you view your opponent's arguments as mere evidence of their self-deception, you're engaging in logical rudeness.

That said, there are some differences between Rey's version and the Christian one, which boil down the way Rey is less insufferable about it all (Rey says that meta-atheism doesn't entail atheism, he does engage with Christian apologists in his paper, he admits he might be wrong, he doesn't think believers are evil or stupid, and so on). So, assuming we're mollified a bit by some counterbalancing logical politeness, what's the argument for meta-atheism? Rey has 11 points which he thinks count as evidence. A couple seemed particularly relevant to my interests, so I'll concentrate on those.

That's just too silly

One was what Rey calls "detail resistance": the way believers find it odd or even silly to investigate the mechanics of God's supposed actions. As I've mentioned previously, one of the final straws for me, before I stopped going to church, was an argument I was involved in on uk.religion.christian, on the details of how God acts today (yet another rehearsal of the argument that caused me to write this essay, as it happened). During the argument, I realised that I somehow found the discussion itself silly. I started to wonder what was going on in my head, and things unravelled from there.

Likewise, Christians who think God caused the Big Bang would find it silly to look for details of God's involvement in black holes. This feeling of silliness is a clue: Rey observes that "this resistance to detail is strikingly similar to the same resistance one encounters in dealing with fiction. It seems as silly to ask the kind of detailed questions about God as it does for someone to ask for details about fictional characters, e.g.: What did Hamlet have for breakfast?"

Invisible dragons

Rey also mentions "betrayal by reactions and behaviour". Christians would respond that of course, they're not perfect, but what Rey has in mind is not moral failings. Rather, it's the sort of thing Hume refers to: though people make protestations of faith, "nature is too hard for all their endeavours, and suffers not the obscure, glimmering light, afforded in those shadowy regions, to equal the strong impressions, made by common sense and by experience".

We've been here before: Rey is thinking about how someone who anticipated-as-if a religion was true would behave, and comparing that with how most believers actually behave. Previously, we've mentioned that it's odd that believers already know the ways in which tests for God will fail: if you're a Christian, you've got an idea of which prayers are realistic, a strange proposition, when you think about it. And if you're an atheist and feel like stumping a Christian, ask them what sin is committed by parents who pray for healing rather than taking their dying kid to a doctor.

we’re not going to kill today

understanding our nature gives us the insight and wisdom to make responsible decisions for our actions. captain kirk's case against social darwinism:

The Ads That Appear On ZackFord Blogs, Ft. Scientology!

The ads that appear on my blog amuse me. Sometimes they fit what my readers might want to click on and other times the complete opposite. Sometimes there are religious ads. Sometimes there are anti-gay ads. I have a few thoughts about this. I doubt my readers are worried I endorse these things (I definitely do not). I do think it’s important to see how those I consider opponents market themselves. Plus, if any of my readers click on the ads, then I make money from those organizations. I’d rather that money go to me than go towards the cause advertised. So, generally, I let them go.

Recently, I did block the site “ladyboykisses.com” after one of my readers pointed out that the site used the offense terminology of “shemales” to advertise itself. I definitely do not want my readers to be uncomfortable or attacked, but as long as it’s not outwardly offensive, it can stay on the site.

Today, I noticed another interesting juxtaposition. Check it out (click to embiggen):

There are a surprising number of Scientology ads appearing here on the blog. They are incredibly vague and bizarre. For the record, SCIENTOLOGY is a dangerous cult who doesn’t care about your happiness, only about controlling your life and all of your assets! If you choose to click on an ad, do so very cautiously and do not buy in to anything they tell you!! With this in mind, their ads are kind of amusing. One says:

To love is the road to strength; to love in spite of all is the secret of greatness. Scientology.org

Huh? I actually kind of agree with that sentiment, but I fail to see how that has anything to do with the absurd beliefs (redundant, I know) and manipulative tactics of the Church of Scientology.

Here’s another:

Who am I? Where am I going? What am I? What do I want to be? What do I want to have? Scientology.org

Scientology offers the following answers, respectively: “Nobody;” “Broke;” “A pawn;” “Brainwashed;” “No free will.”

And here’s another:

You are not your name, your job, or the clothes you wear, so who are you? Scientology.org

That’s right, Scientology gets to decide who you are. By the way, I’m still Zack Ford, and that’s not changing any time soon.

Another:

Love, Hate, What is the answer? Scientology.org

What is the answer? What is the question?

And this one takes the cake:

You live. You hope. You dream. So who are you? Know yourself. Know life. Scientology.org

Scientology isn’t really happy about all that living, hoping, and dreaming. They’ll help you stop all that.

Anyways, if you see a Scientology ad, have a good laugh. If you think I should block these ads, feel free to comment and say so. I’ll consider it.

In case you missed it, here was the other funny ad juxtaposition I found last week. Enjoy:


Disappointment…

Man, I tried. We left an hour and a half early and we hit the mother of all traffic snarls. There was no way that we were getting there on time.

I hate every single driver in Atlanta individually and collectively. Every single one you is brain damaged. I counted the number of lanes, and there were plenty. We never once came across a single obstruction in the road, which means that all lanes were clear the whole time and that all cars could have moved forward, but for some reason, perhaps a local tradition, everyone decided that they would rather park in front of me. I saw no evidence that anyone had anywhere that they had to be. So pull the fuck over.

As I sat there in traffic, watching my chance to meet Ken Ham evaporate, I noticed how my moving into a different, faster moving lane was the kiss of death for any prospect of forward motion. Now, I know that this is impossible, so I set about figuring how this damned phenomenon occurs, and I came up with a plausible explanation. Bear with me. Imagine that, on average, all three lanes are moving at the same average speed, what with all the starting and stopping. So it averages out. Would you not expect that 2/3 of the time that at least one lane would be moving faster than you? And if you take into account confirmation bias--really only noticing when cars are passing you and not when you are passing other cars, well, you get the "Why is my lane always the slowest effect," or the "McGhandi Effect," which is now its official title.

HJ

Did God kill Amaziah?

The first thing we are told about king Amaziah (besides when he began to reign and the name of his parents) is that "did that which was right in the sight of the LORD, but not with a perfect heart."

Amaziah ... did that which was right in the sight of the LORD, but not with a perfect heart. 2 Chronicles 25:1-2

And the first thing that he did was murder the murderers of his father.

Now it came to pass, when the kingdom was established to him, that he slew his servants that had killed the king his father. 2 Chronicles 25:3

Next he killed 10,000 Edomites (children of Seir).

And Amaziah strengthened himself, and led forth his people, and went to the valley of salt, and smote of the children of Seir ten thousand. 2 Chronicles 25:11

And then he rounded up another 10,000 Edomites and pushed them all off a cliff. And "they all were broken in pieces."

And other ten thousand left alive did the children of Judah carry away captive, and brought them unto the top of the rock, and cast them down from the top of the rock, that they all were broken in pieces. 2 Chronicles 25:12

(Note: So we know that these killings were "right in the sight of the Lord," and, therefore, are God-approved killings.)

But then, after he got back from slaughtering the Edomites, Amaziah began to worship the Edomite gods.

After that Amaziah was come from the slaughter of the Edomites, that he brought the gods of the children of Seir, and set them up to be his gods, and bowed down himself before them, and burned incense unto them. 2 Chronicles 25:14

Which, unlike throwing 10,000 people off a cliff, was not right in God's eyes.

So God sent a prophet to tell Amaziah that God was going to destroy him.

Wherefore the anger of the LORD was kindled against Amaziah, and he sent unto him a prophet, which said unto him ... God hath determined to destroy thee. 2 Chronicles 25:15-16

Next Amaziah had a meeting with king Joash of Israel, who has this to say to Amaziah:

The thistle that was in Lebanon sent to the cedar that was in Lebanon, saying, Give thy daughter to my son to wife: and there passed by a wild beast that was in Lebanon, and trode down the thistle. 2 Chronicles 25:18

Which means nothing at all to me.

But then Joash says something a bit more comprehensible.

Thou sayest, Lo, thou hast smitten the Edomites; and thine heart lifteth thee up to boast: abide now at home; why shouldest thou meddle to thine hurt, that thou shouldest fall, even thou, and Judah with thee? 2 Chronicles 25:19

Which means, I guess, "Back off, big guy."

But Amaziah didn't back off and Joash defeated him ("for it came of God").

But Amaziah would not hear; for it came of God, that he might deliver them into the hand of their enemies, because they sought after the gods of Edom. ... And Judah was put to the worse before Israel. 2 Chronicles 25:20-22

Although Amaziah's army was defeated by Joash's, Amaziah survived the battle. But years later there was a conspiracy against him and he was killed.

Now after the time that Amaziah did turn away from following the LORD they made a conspiracy against him in Jerusalem; and he fled to Lachish: but they sent to Lachish after him, and slew him there. 2 Chronicles 25:27

It's clear that God caused the defeat of Amaziah's army, and, therefore caused the death of many of his soldiers. But did God also cause Amaziah's death? That seems a bit less clear to me.

What do you think?

The Christian Concept of Hell is Nonsensical

You have just died and discovered, to your horror, that all those Christian stories of hell are true.

The Devil and his minions, all drunk and in black death-metal t-shirts, are there to greet-you.

Beelzebub looks at your mortal CV, concludes you are indeed in the right place.

Then welcomes you into the fold and allocates you a room with a view over-looking the active volcano.

So why the f*ck would The Devil now want to torture you?

He’s seen you have been a naughty-boy and ignored ‘the word of God’ and therefore surely he should be lining-up a big-titted whore and hard-liquor to celebrate, before you go off to see The Zappa concert.

But rather than congratulating you for being a staunch heathen – The Devil begins to punish you?

WTF?!

This is just not logical actions, oxymoronic, and no-one has ever explained to me why the ultimate evil-doer The Devil would want to punish mortals who follow his own path?

Creationist Claims iPhone App is Free!

Do you ever find yourself in a heated debate with Creationists and all you have with you is your iPhone?!

Yes. Yes, you do. Every day.

That’s why you want to download Creationist Claims by Insomnia Addict — it’s the iPhone version of The Counter-Creationism Handbook by Mark Isaak.

And it’s free!

How awesome is that?

(Thanks to Elsa for the link!)

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For Access to Health Care try Death Row

It’s official, we are a nation of idiots.  If there is common sense left anywhere in the U.S.  it is a well kept secret.  This is what I was thinking the other day when I posted the story of the indecent snow-woman that elicited complaints to the police.

Yesterday morning, half listening to the radio while doing other things, I heard the story of a death row inmate who had taken an overdose of pills in an attempted suicide.  The way you or I feel about capital punishment, is at the moment, irrelevant.  The inmate was scheduled for execution either that day or very soon (as I said, I was only half listening).  He was granted a stay of execution and taken to the medical center where they plan to keep him until his health is stable, so he will be healthy enough to be executed.  I’m having trouble with this concept because sick people die all the time, so why does someone facing execution have to be at the peak of good health to die?

Is this how it works on death row?  I’m imagining the following scenario:  Your number is up, your time has come, they deliver the last meal as you’ve ordered it and you say, “Hey guys, you know what I’m not feeling so good, I don’t even think I can eat this food I’m so sick to my stomach.  Can we just do this execution another day when I’m feeling a little better?”

Is it just me or does anyone else see the irony here?  The guy, who was due to die, tries to off himself and they save his life because…what they don’t want to miss out on the pleasure of killing him and maybe save some ever more scarce tax dollars.

The constant debate for the past year has been health care reform.  Huge numbers of people die, in this country, because they cannot afford medical care, yet we give it to someone we are about to kill.


Deny God to Cope with Reality?

atheist heaven 242x300 Deny God to Cope with Reality?
Have you seen this before?

Atheists try to make belief in God seem like something just to help people cope, but it is the exact opposite! They deny God to help them cope with the coming judgment.

You can find it on a number of Christian YouTube profiles. I don’t know why it is so popular because it is just so damn idiotic. It rings of the same bell as Satan going against God even though he knows that he exists and will destroy him. Similarly, this concept assumes that atheists believe in God and know that they will burn in hell for eternity for denying God.

This doesn’t make any sense firstly because by definition an atheist does not believe in God. Furthermore, it assumes that people with the knowledge that there are only two paths: one that leads to eternal life and happiness and another that leads to eternal suffering and damnation that people would actually choose the latter.

There is no amount of sin that you religious people think atheists enjoy so much that can compensate for damnation. And implying that people choose to go to hell is just disgusting. So, religious people please get your concepts straight and try using some logic and reason before spouting out nonsense.

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I have landed!

After a long confinement in a cramped metal tube, the guards stewardesses have finally released me in Melbourne. I'm going to have to figure out what I'm doing next — I think the University of Melbourne Secular Society is going to wrangle me out to a wildlife sanctuary, but I haven't connected up with them just yet. I'm just sort of savoring the sense of freedom right now, and making fiendish plans.

But the important news is that I've survived, mostly. You might want to stay upwind of me, but otherwise I'm feeling pretty good right now.

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Florida decides to hurt its own economy

The Scene by Interhuss Designs (also me)

Anti-gay forces in Florida have effectively stopped entertainment industry tax incentives for movies and TV shows with gay characters. Way to lose jobs! They say it has something to do with not being “family friendly”. Last time I checked, hate was not a family value. But perhaps fear is?

I have worked in the entertainment industry quite a bit and am originally from Florida…excuse me, that’s Miami. South Florida is a whole other lifestyle than the rest of the state.

This just seems to be shooting yourself in the feet. With the economy as fragile as it is with people begging for more job creation, doesn’t make a lick of sense to remove that large part of revenue generated by the entertainment industry. This could potentially upset enough people in the entertainment industry to not go to Florida at all for Los Angeles Lite. That is, except for Kirk Cameron flicks. And I’d doubt that he’d spend 75 million on any of his projects.

“Smoking, profanity, nudity and sex are also out” meaning any portrayal of actual life as it stands is not appropriate. But it bugs me that sex orientation is defined as obscene without even having any sexual acts. Where is the line drawn? Who decides what’s profane? Are bi chicks ok? As long as they’re hot?

No doubt this will keep a lot of money out of Florida and back into California– or into Nevada, Vancouver, or anywhere else.

Smooth move, Florida lawmakers. Smooth move.


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All God’s Killings: Search the scriptures to find them all

Those who have been following along with me know that I'm nearing the end of God's killings, at least those that I've included on the list. I worry, though, that I've missed some and I'd like to make the list as complete as possible, giving God all the credit or blame that is due, depending on one's point of view.

So I'll be starting another series of posts on God's suspected killings, those killings in which God would be a "person of interest" based upon the evidence provided by the Bible.

And I'd like you all to help me with this. Search the scriptures to uncover the bodies in the Bible and find scriptural evidence for God's guilt or innocence. Then let me know in the comments or by email, so we can start an investigation. Let's not let any of these cases become cold.

I'd especially like help on this from believers (I know you're out there). It's your book and your God. So you should be interested in knowing whom he has killed and why. Once you are convinced that God was responsible for a particular killing, why not explain why the killing was justified in the comments or guest post?

Because when it comes to these cases, we are all believers, with the Bible our only witness and its words infallible (except when it contradicts itelf).

Woman Grows 6cm Horn on Forehead

From 9 News:

A 101-year-old woman in China has baffled doctors after growing a huge goat-like horn on her forehead.

Zhang Ruifang claims the growth first appeared only last year and has since expanded to be more than 6cm long.

Now her family in Linlou, Henan province, are concerned about a second mark on the other side of her forehead.

“[At first] we didn’t pay too much attention to it,” said Mrs Zhang’s youngest son Zhang Guozheng.

“Now something is also growing on the right side of her forehead — it’s quite possible that it’s another horn.”

This is obviously proof of creationism — how else would she get a horn on her forehead, if it wasn’t from God?

Yeah, That’s About Right…

It's funny because it's true:



Like always, The Onion is spot on.

I never watch cable news anymore because I can't stand the constant sensationalizing and whoring for ratings. It's like yellow journalism all over again (not that I ever experienced it, of course, but you know what I mean).